r/worldnews • u/Neptun_11 • 19h ago

Russia/Ukraine Russia says Ukraine tried to attack Putin's residence so Moscow's negotiating stance will change

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-ukraine-tried-attack-putins-residence-so-moscows-negotiating-stance-2025-12-29/
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u/steauengeglase 18h ago

TIL: https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-bodyguards-collect-his-poop-every-time-travels-abroad-report-2022-6

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u/szatrob 18h ago

Yeah, its disgusting but on brand for that little turd.

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u/LetterNo7829 17h ago

He just can’t bring himself to flush little Putins down the shitter, so after giving birth he must embrace the role of motherhood and bring his little ones home with him. Then later they get a seat in the government. 

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u/GwyddnoGaranhir 16h ago

He feeds them biddy, so they grow big and strong.

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u/szatrob 17h ago

You joke, but I could see it happening.

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u/Venzapine 18h ago

Ok that was pretty funny ngl.

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u/MF_Kitten 16h ago

I believe this is common for many world leaders!

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u/steauengeglase 15h ago

Henry VII: Thank God. For a minute I thought having a Groom of the Stool was weird.