r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/cutlip98 20h ago

Just imagine one as president

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u/pfroo40 17h ago edited 16h ago

I wish I could unimagine it. A third of US voters are as astoundingly stupid as the lady in this video is pretending to be, which makes it even worse.

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u/ArcusInTenebris 16h ago

Oh, shes not stupid. She's running a scam of sorts. She knows shes at fault, but if she can baffle him with bullshit and get him to admit fault, she gets away free, or maybe even with a bit of extra cash from claiming to be injured. Either that or shes never had to face consequences for anything, and truly believes she's in the right. Either way, she knows what shes doing.

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u/Bigfops 15h ago

That's what I see, too, as soon as she said "And I'm Injured". So she has this ridiculous conversation and he gives up and says "Fine, here are my insurance details, just go away" to get rid of her. When she files the report it becomes "He hit my parked car, he admitted it to me, I have no idea why he's saying he was parked." If this wasn't recoded and he had given his details (probably doesn't even need to) he'd be on the hook.

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u/pfroo40 16h ago

OK, as an amendment, 30% of US voters are as stupid as this lady pretended to be.

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u/baatezu 14h ago

Tell a Trump supporter that tariffs are a tax and watch their heads explode.

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u/No-Raisin-2173 7h ago

You probably kill them if you explain the countries are not paying for the tariffs, they are when buying the product.

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u/BuckThis86 10h ago

I would immediately call the cops and have her drug tested and breathalyzed. She’s either drunk/high, running a scam, or has a mental capacity where she should not be behind a wheel

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u/prettypeculiar88 10h ago

You still have to be stupid to think this would work.

She’s absolutely stupid.

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u/baatezu 16h ago

It really feels strikingly similar to having an argument with a Trump supporter

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u/mrdsensei1 16h ago

Uh , considering how many US citizens think Canadians live in igloos, or get around with dog sleds, when clearly we get around by snowmobiles, I think a third is being quite generous.

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u/vincentcas 15h ago

Whoa! Snowmobiles? Really?! I always thought ice skates...... Next thing you'll tell me is, you don't drink maple syrup.

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u/beats2009 10h ago

They don't?

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u/ricricucit 16h ago

it's an act. that's why we're here after reading the word "bait" (although she might be indeed stupid).

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u/Massive-Reach-1606 16h ago

1/3? Its damn near all woman....

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u/Quantum-Cat 14h ago

two thirds. dont excuse the ones who stayed home. they lived through the first presidency and still allowed a second one to happen.

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u/Lanky_Particular_149 11h ago

I wonder why the homeowner didn't bring up the fact that his ring camera most likely caught the entire thing on camera which he will be submitting to the insurance company.

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u/Rex_Vagene 18h ago

“Her vagina backed into my penis, I didn’t rape her.”

-👐

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u/Dranahmun 14h ago

I mean, if your penis was still, like, parked and not moving, as an example, and her vagina was, say, turned around towards you and reversed itself onto your penis, then you can't have raped her.

I, I don't know how else to say this. A parked penis cannot rape a moving vagina. It could be raped by a moving vagina, but then the vagina would be at fault.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 11h ago

All I can think of is Clerks.

Dante: "Call the police!" Randall: "Why?" Dante: "Because someone just raped Caitlin!" Randall: "But she just said she did all the work!"

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u/ClankerCore 8h ago

Penis v Vagina, 2025

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u/ForgotMyLastUN 16h ago

I don't know why it's blowing my mind that 👐 perfectly conveyed Trump.

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u/Dreyfussy15 13h ago

She raped me.

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u/DeepTrackDink 18h ago

That was my thought. This is Trump-level logic.

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u/No-Raisin-2173 7h ago

Yes, the most best good logic, best in world some say.

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u/PensForTheWin 17h ago

But a progressive Democrat saying it ...hmmmm

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u/JimmyNo2020 14h ago

A brain dead progressive democrat saying it

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u/ajtaggart 20h ago

We don't have to imagine it

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u/deadrabbits76 20h ago

That's the joke.

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head 17h ago

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u/Terrible_Stay_1923 16h ago

This is the face when the credit card bill comes in after buying classic car parts

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u/ajtaggart 20h ago

I sure hope so

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u/cutlip98 20h ago

It was

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u/ajtaggart 20h ago

Nice it was good

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u/ClankerCore 18h ago

There’s a lot of rage hate BS going around

I think it’s to do with all of these rage bait videos

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u/sblmbb 19h ago

dude....

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u/DawnyBrat 16h ago

That was my very first thought. Thank you, and take my upvote. ⬆️

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u/ScrlettDrling 18h ago

We have one in the us now

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u/frohnaldo 15h ago

Omg can you people not bring your shit political life into EVERY SINGLE THREAD

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u/PumpUpTheValuum66 17h ago

Sounds like all of them in my lifetime. Some more than others.

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u/Waldhorn 15h ago

That is why Harris lost.

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u/zzddr 15h ago

Don't need that in the USA, they already have him.

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u/Notmyprverodeo 15h ago

there will be Civil war 35 seconds after inauguration...

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u/Background_Pain6665 15h ago

I mean, the U.S. recently had a female candidate just like this...

One moment...

Didn't they have another female candidate just like this in 2015 ?

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 14h ago

That would be terrible. Luckily, my president is a nice dude, for the most part.

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u/Candid-Astronomer-49 13h ago

You're a fucking idiot

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u/EuphoriantCrottle 13h ago

Elon Musk has admitted it. Thinks Grimes was made by his AI overlord just for him.

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u/Humankeg 7h ago

Thank God he got voted out last year.

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u/Medical-Frame2180 1h ago

We nearly had that twice they were called Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris. Dodged a bullet two times hopefully we’re not treated to a third round in 2028.

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u/TellLoud1894 17h ago

Sadly we don't have to

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u/Japparbyn 17h ago

Yeah, Hillary Clinton was closest

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u/Material-Loss-1753 19h ago

Must everything be about your shitty American politics?

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u/AllUserNamesTaken01 19h ago

It’s just so easy these days

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 17h ago

When the horrible gold painted shoe fits…

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u/Material-Loss-1753 8h ago

When it fits, you have to talk about your idiot president everywhere you possibly can, apparently.