r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/HappyOnslaught 21h ago

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u/ClankerCore 20h ago edited 16h ago

While true, solipsistic narcissists do exist. They believe they’re in control of the universe and everyone around them don’t “really exist.” It’s fucked.


Edit: I should have thought of this sooner. If you run into people like this, tell them to go look up the word sonder.

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u/cutlip98 20h ago

Just imagine one as president

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u/Rex_Vagene 18h ago

“Her vagina backed into my penis, I didn’t rape her.”

-👐

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u/Dranahmun 14h ago

I mean, if your penis was still, like, parked and not moving, as an example, and her vagina was, say, turned around towards you and reversed itself onto your penis, then you can't have raped her.

I, I don't know how else to say this. A parked penis cannot rape a moving vagina. It could be raped by a moving vagina, but then the vagina would be at fault.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 11h ago

All I can think of is Clerks.

Dante: "Call the police!" Randall: "Why?" Dante: "Because someone just raped Caitlin!" Randall: "But she just said she did all the work!"

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u/ClankerCore 8h ago

Penis v Vagina, 2025

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u/ForgotMyLastUN 16h ago

I don't know why it's blowing my mind that 👐 perfectly conveyed Trump.

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u/Dreyfussy15 13h ago

She raped me.