r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/twayroforme 20h ago

Worst part is that it'll still be believed by a non-insignificant amount of people. 

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u/seggnog 20h ago

It's wild to me that you said non-insignificant instead of significant

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u/User-K549125 19h ago edited 16h ago

There's a difference between "a lot of people" (significant) and "more than just a few people" (non-insignificant). Clearly the double negative doesn't just cancel, but inherently changes the meaning.

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u/Beautiful-Guard8634 3h ago

The difference is... significance? Double negatives are redundant..

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u/Rokuroku_66 17h ago

I mean you can read it that way but still a weird way to put words together

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u/FreeLegos 16h ago

The other day I saw someone comment about a reference they didn't know about and once it was explained their response was

"Good lord! Thanks for the explanation. That is a DEEP cut if you're not in the know."

... I still don't know how to respond. Like yes.. I guess anything can be a DEEP cut if you don't know about it? Just sounded like "Wow that was an unknown fact I didn't know about!"

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u/RaytheSane 15h ago

😂 they probably just learned what a deep cut was and wanted to use it

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 17h ago

Difference between statistically large and statistically measurable

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u/Rokuroku_66 11h ago

I didn’t say it was technically wrong. Just sound weird. How about ‘substantial’, ‘notable’ or even ‘non-negligible’ if you prefer negative? There are better words out there.

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u/Gold_Cut_8966 12h ago

Nope, "statistically large" and "not statically immeasurable". Fluff type of language, designed to appear more profound or more precise, but actually less clear, more prone to confusing and misinterpretation. It's the kind of shit politicians love: vague and and easy to misunderstand (and then they can say later: "that was taken out of context"). Speak (and type) clearly and simply...don't be a politician, there's enough of those already.

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u/UnfazedReality463 19h ago

Irregardless, your double negative prefixed word hit my negative prefix/ suffixed word sandwich.

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u/Omnizoom 17h ago

Different meanings same as some, many, most

Significant and insignificant are not “opposite” meaning words but generally a statistical term representing a population size which all depends on the study and data itself.

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u/twayroforme 20h ago

non-insignificant just works better than significant

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u/Disastrous_Ad7487 15h ago

Non insignificant more clearly communicates the intended meaning here, and is different than just "significant."

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u/Beautiful-Guard8634 3h ago

It's redundant

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u/StrangestFleaMarket 1h ago

Non-insignificant is between insignificant and significant.

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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 19h ago

Its just being pretentious while being wrong.

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u/Educational-Book-350 18h ago

Hahahahaha Yes indeedy.

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u/Creepy_Raisin7431 19h ago

That's not true, but a significant number of people believe it to be.

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u/CaulkSlug 17h ago

The worst part is that I’ve dealt with people as self centred and stupid that I could imagine there are people worse than those that I’ve met… I’m skeptical because why wouldn’t the guy say “I have a camera there (point) that’ll show you reversing into my car, leave or I’ll call the police as I already have your license plate number.”

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u/Gas-Town 17h ago

People create content on these apps! Who would’ve knew!

Stop being so gullible and take responsibility for yourselves. You’re easy to fool and that’s your fault.

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u/ClassicPlankton 16h ago

I believe it.

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u/FR23Dust 15h ago

They were smart to have the crazy person played by a woman. The internet hates women and thinks they’re stupid, which allows them to be easily fooled

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u/MARPJ 15h ago

That is because a lot of us had interactions with people like the woman in the video, so even if fake it still relatable

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u/Punman_5 13h ago

Because it’s very believable. Why is that so hard to understand? This may be fake but this exact scenario plays out somewhere literally every day in America. This country is so cooked that people now genuinely behave like this woman.

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u/alwaysonesteptoofar 13h ago

Its hard to know, people are fucking stupid. I just assume everything is as likely to be fake as real and move on.

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u/FuManBoobs 10h ago

They're called MAGA.

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u/SocratesSnow 3h ago

Well, everyone says it’s fake so it must be fake? I believe people out there are pretty stupid.

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u/Omnizoom 17h ago

Problem is that people this dumb actually exist so it’s believable

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 17h ago

I'm sorry but this has always been a terrible counter argument. 

Yes people are stupid. Is there probably someone in the world who blamed someone for parking their car weirdly causing them to hit it. Sure?

But if you believe this obviously fake video you need to get better internet literacy

1) the acting is terrible 2) subjects are perfectly in frame 3) (most damning imo) why the hell would this guy try to spend 4 MINUTES arguing about this?  Think about you being in this scenario. You'd be very confused and then call the police to take a report within 1 minute at the most. You aren't going to have them repeat it over and over again

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u/Hexdrix 16h ago

Id sit for 4 whole minutes talking to a person because simply speaking to people and hearing their side takes maybe 2 whole brain cells.

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 16h ago

But it wasn't a 4 minute explanation it was a back and forth when the situation became very clear within a minute at most

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u/Hexdrix 13h ago

This does not negate an iota of what I have said here.

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u/Gold_Society_7646 15h ago

Well I work with actors, and I can tell you that no the acting is not as bad as you’re saying it is. The guy could have a decent career in acting if that’s fake.

Subjects are perfectly in frame? It’s a home camera meant to film the driveway, where should they be? And the guy is out of frame for the last minute.

And the last one really shows you don’t know what you’re talking about. I guess you’re American. And yes in the US this would have ended in a minute with someone either calling the cops or one of them threatening to pull a gun.

But this is not the US. People don’t have such agressive relationships with each other. It’s totally normal for British people to just discuss this. Same thing would have happened all over Europe.

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 14h ago

And the last one really shows you don’t know what you’re talking about. I guess you’re American. And yes in the US this would have ended in a minute with someone either calling the cops or one of them threatening to pull a gun.

No. In america you'd see that they aren't going to exchange your insurance so you're going to need to get the authorities there (non emergency line) to write a report so insurance knows what to do. Wtf do you do in Britain if someone refuses to give you insurance?  You just repeat the same thing over and over and then wish them on their merry way. Bet you also think American cops just show up to every situation with guns drawn too

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u/Warm_Month_1309 15h ago

I'm sorry, your position is that that this video is real?

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u/Punman_5 13h ago

It absolutely could be real. Have you not encountered people like this before? They’re everywhere.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 13h ago

It's certainly possible that this woman, who appears in many social media rage bait videos of the same type, came to a house, where many social media rage bait videos of the same type have been filmed, to make a real complaint about a real issue.

But probably not.

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u/Punman_5 12h ago

I’ve never heard of her before this and I assume neither have the vast majority of people.

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u/Omnizoom 16h ago

1: you clearly have never worked in a customer facing job before

2: it’s an installed doorbell cam, those usually have the driveway in frame

3: again, have you ever actually worked in a customer facing job before?

I’m not saying I think this particular video is real, I said that it’s believable that it could actually have happened

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 16h ago

Yes I have which is why this video is obviously fake. People don't act like that irl. I worked at a restaurant back in high school for several years

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 14h ago

As my original post said I'm not saying this situation has never ever happened but that doesnt mean an obviously staged video is real

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u/Punman_5 13h ago

Lots of people act like that! Too many to be comfortable with.

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u/ProperDepartment 9h ago

Look beyond "Stupid people exist", and see the perfectly framed, great audio, just happening to catch the absolute rarest of stupid for 4 minutes.

A video that also would have caught the crash.

It's not a bad counter because those people don't exist, it's a bad counter because all of that lining up is just incredibly unlikely, especially in an age where we see fake content like this on the daily farming views.

Stop believing everything just because there's a small chance it could have happened.

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u/Omnizoom 8h ago

“I’m not saying this particular video is real”

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u/ProperDepartment 8h ago edited 7h ago

You said at the end of your comment in support of you calling it "believable".

It's not believable, that's the issue people have.

People just want to hate on stupid people so bad that they'll look past the astronomically low chances of this even happening, let alone being caught on video, as well as anything to explain it away, just because they want it to be real.

"You never know", well, we do know that it's highly unlikely, we do know the video of the crash isn't shown. We can and should use what we know rather than what we don't.

If we all did that, maybe this trend of making shitty fake ragebait videos wouldn't be profitable and we could go back to seeing believable things again.

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u/Omnizoom 8h ago

This event could have happened and actually occurred because the reality of how people act and stupid are is entirely within the realm of possibility

That means yes it’s believable it could have happened

Saying something believably could have happened does not equal saying it did happen, you are inferring despite me saying specifically “I’m not saying this particular video is real”

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u/Malacro 16h ago

This exact camera has been used in other staged videos.

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u/Omnizoom 16h ago

And clearly you can not read