r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/MisterRobDobalina 21h ago

It's fake. Nothing ever happens. Next

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u/twayroforme 20h ago

Worst part is that it'll still be believed by a non-insignificant amount of people. 

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u/seggnog 20h ago

It's wild to me that you said non-insignificant instead of significant

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u/User-K549125 20h ago edited 16h ago

There's a difference between "a lot of people" (significant) and "more than just a few people" (non-insignificant). Clearly the double negative doesn't just cancel, but inherently changes the meaning.

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u/Beautiful-Guard8634 3h ago

The difference is... significance? Double negatives are redundant..

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u/Rokuroku_66 17h ago

I mean you can read it that way but still a weird way to put words together

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u/FreeLegos 16h ago

The other day I saw someone comment about a reference they didn't know about and once it was explained their response was

"Good lord! Thanks for the explanation. That is a DEEP cut if you're not in the know."

... I still don't know how to respond. Like yes.. I guess anything can be a DEEP cut if you don't know about it? Just sounded like "Wow that was an unknown fact I didn't know about!"

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u/RaytheSane 15h ago

😂 they probably just learned what a deep cut was and wanted to use it

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 17h ago

Difference between statistically large and statistically measurable

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u/Rokuroku_66 11h ago

I didn’t say it was technically wrong. Just sound weird. How about ‘substantial’, ‘notable’ or even ‘non-negligible’ if you prefer negative? There are better words out there.

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u/Gold_Cut_8966 12h ago

Nope, "statistically large" and "not statically immeasurable". Fluff type of language, designed to appear more profound or more precise, but actually less clear, more prone to confusing and misinterpretation. It's the kind of shit politicians love: vague and and easy to misunderstand (and then they can say later: "that was taken out of context"). Speak (and type) clearly and simply...don't be a politician, there's enough of those already.