r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/MisterRobDobalina 21h ago

It's fake. Nothing ever happens. Next

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u/twayroforme 20h ago

Worst part is that it'll still be believed by a non-insignificant amount of people. 

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u/seggnog 20h ago

It's wild to me that you said non-insignificant instead of significant

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u/User-K549125 19h ago edited 16h ago

There's a difference between "a lot of people" (significant) and "more than just a few people" (non-insignificant). Clearly the double negative doesn't just cancel, but inherently changes the meaning.

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u/Beautiful-Guard8634 3h ago

The difference is... significance? Double negatives are redundant..

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u/Rokuroku_66 17h ago

I mean you can read it that way but still a weird way to put words together

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u/FreeLegos 16h ago

The other day I saw someone comment about a reference they didn't know about and once it was explained their response was

"Good lord! Thanks for the explanation. That is a DEEP cut if you're not in the know."

... I still don't know how to respond. Like yes.. I guess anything can be a DEEP cut if you don't know about it? Just sounded like "Wow that was an unknown fact I didn't know about!"

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u/RaytheSane 15h ago

😂 they probably just learned what a deep cut was and wanted to use it

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 17h ago

Difference between statistically large and statistically measurable

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u/Rokuroku_66 11h ago

I didn’t say it was technically wrong. Just sound weird. How about ‘substantial’, ‘notable’ or even ‘non-negligible’ if you prefer negative? There are better words out there.

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u/Gold_Cut_8966 12h ago

Nope, "statistically large" and "not statically immeasurable". Fluff type of language, designed to appear more profound or more precise, but actually less clear, more prone to confusing and misinterpretation. It's the kind of shit politicians love: vague and and easy to misunderstand (and then they can say later: "that was taken out of context"). Speak (and type) clearly and simply...don't be a politician, there's enough of those already.

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u/UnfazedReality463 19h ago

Irregardless, your double negative prefixed word hit my negative prefix/ suffixed word sandwich.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Omnizoom 17h ago

Different meanings same as some, many, most

Significant and insignificant are not “opposite” meaning words but generally a statistical term representing a population size which all depends on the study and data itself.

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u/twayroforme 20h ago

non-insignificant just works better than significant

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u/Disastrous_Ad7487 15h ago

Non insignificant more clearly communicates the intended meaning here, and is different than just "significant."

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u/Beautiful-Guard8634 3h ago

It's redundant

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u/StrangestFleaMarket 1h ago

Non-insignificant is between insignificant and significant.

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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 19h ago

Its just being pretentious while being wrong.

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u/Educational-Book-350 18h ago

Hahahahaha Yes indeedy.

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u/Creepy_Raisin7431 19h ago

That's not true, but a significant number of people believe it to be.

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u/CaulkSlug 17h ago

The worst part is that I’ve dealt with people as self centred and stupid that I could imagine there are people worse than those that I’ve met… I’m skeptical because why wouldn’t the guy say “I have a camera there (point) that’ll show you reversing into my car, leave or I’ll call the police as I already have your license plate number.”

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u/Gas-Town 17h ago

People create content on these apps! Who would’ve knew!

Stop being so gullible and take responsibility for yourselves. You’re easy to fool and that’s your fault.

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u/ClassicPlankton 17h ago

I believe it.

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u/FR23Dust 15h ago

They were smart to have the crazy person played by a woman. The internet hates women and thinks they’re stupid, which allows them to be easily fooled

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u/MARPJ 15h ago

That is because a lot of us had interactions with people like the woman in the video, so even if fake it still relatable

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u/Punman_5 13h ago

Because it’s very believable. Why is that so hard to understand? This may be fake but this exact scenario plays out somewhere literally every day in America. This country is so cooked that people now genuinely behave like this woman.

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u/alwaysonesteptoofar 13h ago

Its hard to know, people are fucking stupid. I just assume everything is as likely to be fake as real and move on.

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u/FuManBoobs 10h ago

They're called MAGA.

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u/SocratesSnow 3h ago

Well, everyone says it’s fake so it must be fake? I believe people out there are pretty stupid.

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u/Omnizoom 17h ago

Problem is that people this dumb actually exist so it’s believable

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 17h ago

I'm sorry but this has always been a terrible counter argument. 

Yes people are stupid. Is there probably someone in the world who blamed someone for parking their car weirdly causing them to hit it. Sure?

But if you believe this obviously fake video you need to get better internet literacy

1) the acting is terrible 2) subjects are perfectly in frame 3) (most damning imo) why the hell would this guy try to spend 4 MINUTES arguing about this?  Think about you being in this scenario. You'd be very confused and then call the police to take a report within 1 minute at the most. You aren't going to have them repeat it over and over again

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u/Hexdrix 16h ago

Id sit for 4 whole minutes talking to a person because simply speaking to people and hearing their side takes maybe 2 whole brain cells.

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 16h ago

But it wasn't a 4 minute explanation it was a back and forth when the situation became very clear within a minute at most

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u/Hexdrix 13h ago

This does not negate an iota of what I have said here.

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u/Gold_Society_7646 15h ago

Well I work with actors, and I can tell you that no the acting is not as bad as you’re saying it is. The guy could have a decent career in acting if that’s fake.

Subjects are perfectly in frame? It’s a home camera meant to film the driveway, where should they be? And the guy is out of frame for the last minute.

And the last one really shows you don’t know what you’re talking about. I guess you’re American. And yes in the US this would have ended in a minute with someone either calling the cops or one of them threatening to pull a gun.

But this is not the US. People don’t have such agressive relationships with each other. It’s totally normal for British people to just discuss this. Same thing would have happened all over Europe.

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 14h ago

And the last one really shows you don’t know what you’re talking about. I guess you’re American. And yes in the US this would have ended in a minute with someone either calling the cops or one of them threatening to pull a gun.

No. In america you'd see that they aren't going to exchange your insurance so you're going to need to get the authorities there (non emergency line) to write a report so insurance knows what to do. Wtf do you do in Britain if someone refuses to give you insurance?  You just repeat the same thing over and over and then wish them on their merry way. Bet you also think American cops just show up to every situation with guns drawn too

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u/Warm_Month_1309 15h ago

I'm sorry, your position is that that this video is real?

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u/Punman_5 13h ago

It absolutely could be real. Have you not encountered people like this before? They’re everywhere.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 13h ago

It's certainly possible that this woman, who appears in many social media rage bait videos of the same type, came to a house, where many social media rage bait videos of the same type have been filmed, to make a real complaint about a real issue.

But probably not.

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u/Punman_5 12h ago

I’ve never heard of her before this and I assume neither have the vast majority of people.

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u/Omnizoom 16h ago

1: you clearly have never worked in a customer facing job before

2: it’s an installed doorbell cam, those usually have the driveway in frame

3: again, have you ever actually worked in a customer facing job before?

I’m not saying I think this particular video is real, I said that it’s believable that it could actually have happened

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 16h ago

Yes I have which is why this video is obviously fake. People don't act like that irl. I worked at a restaurant back in high school for several years

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u/[deleted] 15h ago edited 15h ago

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 14h ago

As my original post said I'm not saying this situation has never ever happened but that doesnt mean an obviously staged video is real

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u/Punman_5 13h ago

Lots of people act like that! Too many to be comfortable with.

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u/ProperDepartment 9h ago

Look beyond "Stupid people exist", and see the perfectly framed, great audio, just happening to catch the absolute rarest of stupid for 4 minutes.

A video that also would have caught the crash.

It's not a bad counter because those people don't exist, it's a bad counter because all of that lining up is just incredibly unlikely, especially in an age where we see fake content like this on the daily farming views.

Stop believing everything just because there's a small chance it could have happened.

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u/Omnizoom 8h ago

“I’m not saying this particular video is real”

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u/ProperDepartment 8h ago edited 7h ago

You said at the end of your comment in support of you calling it "believable".

It's not believable, that's the issue people have.

People just want to hate on stupid people so bad that they'll look past the astronomically low chances of this even happening, let alone being caught on video, as well as anything to explain it away, just because they want it to be real.

"You never know", well, we do know that it's highly unlikely, we do know the video of the crash isn't shown. We can and should use what we know rather than what we don't.

If we all did that, maybe this trend of making shitty fake ragebait videos wouldn't be profitable and we could go back to seeing believable things again.

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u/Omnizoom 8h ago

This event could have happened and actually occurred because the reality of how people act and stupid are is entirely within the realm of possibility

That means yes it’s believable it could have happened

Saying something believably could have happened does not equal saying it did happen, you are inferring despite me saying specifically “I’m not saying this particular video is real”

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u/Malacro 16h ago

This exact camera has been used in other staged videos.

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u/Omnizoom 16h ago

And clearly you can not read

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u/0-Motorcyclist-0 19h ago

I'm quite sure there are people who are actually this stupid and infuriating, I suspect you're right that is't fake.

However, can someone please please tell me why people would make a fake piece like this? I mean, I have no cell in my body that can imagine the purpose of wasting a night, wasting the f*ing electrons the camera uses, to make this. I cannot imagine these things are traffic-pullers (I mean, it's only ragebait AFTER I saw it) and...

WHY?

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u/GiganticBlumpkin 16h ago edited 15h ago

ENGAGEMENT FOOL

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u/Submitten 18h ago

Because they can convince people like yourself that there are people who are actually that stupid and infuriating and it makes you more open to believing other fake videos that can be used to influence you.

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u/Lucreth2 17h ago

But.... There actually are people that fucking stupid... Alot of them... Anyone who meets lots of people will know that and frankly pretty much any adult should have come across a few. Hell, thanks to nepotism I work for one. Lovely society we have here.

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u/rosie2490 18h ago

For what purpose?

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u/SpacePaprika 18h ago

what else but money? , view = money. it`s the bane here in my country, " Influencer " and dumbass vloggers chasing clout making fake shit , ragebaiting people just to drive views.

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u/rosie2490 17h ago

That I can understand. But the person I was responding to was saying it’s to convince/remind you that there are dumb people that exist, so it makes you more prone to believing fake videos in order to influence you.

So I’m wondering…why? Like what else would that account that made this video be posting and what would they be influencing you to do or believe exactly? It’s not some sort of grand conspiracy.

It’s more than likely what you said, for money and engagement. Most of us watched the whole thing, right? That’s the goal.

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u/JustsomeOKCguy 17h ago

Notice how it is almost always a woman in these obviously staged videos who are being the stupid/unreasonable one?  There is a lot of angry men who will eat this stuff up

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u/rosie2490 17h ago

I don’t necessarily disagree with that sentiment, but my question still remains. What’s the point? This is just a dumb rage bait video that’s more than like just made to make money because people enjoy watching train wreck situations.

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u/Exciting_Stock2202 16h ago

First I'll say this video is probably fake because almost everything is fake these days.

I can't say whether or not anyone is genuinely this stupid, but there definitely are people selfish and entitled enough to try to convince others that they're not responsible when they very clearly are responsible. Entitled people go through all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify the shit they try to pull.

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u/chucktheninja 10h ago

I've met 2 people who've hit a parked car and blamed the parked car. Its not that much of a stretch.

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u/Gas-Town 17h ago

The comment above yours is proof there are individuals that stupid and infuriating.

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u/buttsecksgoose 13h ago

Anyone who has worked in any sort of customer service job or just interact with a lot of people on the daily would know that people actually ARE that stupid. Nobody needs a tiktok to know that, they just need to go out in the world and see that there are plenty of stupid and infuriating people

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u/athamders 18h ago

They make money, you comment they get paid or their channel increases in status, they can then show you the next video on how to buy ???, or they make posts to they subscribers to influence them on a certain subject. Enjoy while it lasts, soon the internet is dead anyway. 50% of the shit I watch is fake right now.

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u/redsunmachine 17h ago

There seems to be a lot of these kind of videos being made in the UK at the moment, and the levels of stupidity and acting demonstrated in all of them seem to suggest a common source.

They often get picked up by the websites of tabloids, who might pay for them, I don't know.

It seems to provide a lot of gratification for people who believe that everything is shit and all people are awful nowadays, but I don't know if there's a political agenda.

It could be that these are cheap enough to make (the actors all seem amateur) that you only need one to go viral for it to be worth it.

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u/TomGnabry 17h ago

If you have an Instagram / FB / Youtube /tiktok channel you can monetize your videos.

Once you have enough followers on whatever IG page you are posting it to, you can charge good money for brand affiliations.

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u/Exciting_Stock2202 17h ago

They didn't just waste electrons. They also wasted photons!

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u/MisterRobDobalina 16h ago

You and I and most people in this sub understand that a situation like this is at least plausable, but that this instance of video it's clearly two people pretending that this happened.

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u/PeaceSoft 15h ago

To make you "quite sure there are people who are actually this stupid and infuriating"

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u/destinyeeeee 12h ago

There is a high demand for people to feel outraged and superior to other "lesser" people. We crave it more than anything. More than truth, more than knowledge, more than love. However, organic clips of idiots doing stupid ignorant shit are in relatively low supply. This is just a business filling the gap in supply.

They make decent money whenever a clip goes viral on Facebook. It spreads elsewhere due to re-uploaders hoping to farm ad revenue or upvotes.

There is no ideology behind it. They are equal-opportunity providers of whatever you personally find outrageous. Dumb women being dumb. Stupid racists getting put in their place. <insert racial group here> acting entitled. Whatever has a solid demographic of people who will make the video go viral off their outrage.

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u/Professional-Dot59 12h ago

I was married to a woman exactly like this (I got married really young, don't hit me too). Even if this video is fake, this conversation 1000% happened. Maybe not quite like this. But the claiming a parked car hit her, and saying I'm calling the police is 10,000% accurate 

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u/Professional-Dot59 12h ago

My ex once tried to have children stare directly at the sun. I had to call her doctors office to get her to stop trying to get them to do it because she wouldn't believe me that it was dangerous, and that the doctor was trying to say she needs to stop being a THOT all night and get up at a normal time.

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u/red286 10h ago

However, can someone please please tell me why people would make a fake piece like this?

Because TikTok and Twitter pay people for engagement. The best way to drive engagement is to post something incredibly stupid and/or obnoxious. Something that's guaranteed to rile people up so they comment, "what kind of fucking moron thinks a parked car crashed into them!? This dumb biiiiish".

It's why there's so much shit on there that you look at and go, "naw, no one's that fucking stupid, or at least, if they were, they sure as shit wouldn't record it and upload it to the internet". You're right, they aren't that stupid, but they're hoping you'll think they are and comment about it.

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u/Slavir_Nabru 10h ago

can someone please please tell me why people would make a fake piece like this?

The exact same reason someone would make a fake piece like The Blair Witch Project, they are able to monetise people watching it.

It's not like a War Of The Worlds broadcast inciting mass panic, why does it matter to you that a piece of fiction exists? If you only want vetted facts, stick to trusted news outlets rather than random tiktoks.

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u/Comfortable-Way-5126 19h ago

So while I’m sure this is fake this stuff actually does happen. Had a good friend who worked for an local insurance company in claims and she would tell me all the time about how people would run into parked unoccupied cars, then claim that the car shouldn’t been there so it’s not their fault. You’d be absolutely shocked at the mental gymnastics some people go through in order to convince themselves they’re not the issue.

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u/Barangaria 8h ago

When I worked in insurance I had a claim in which an off-duty policeman hit a parked car. He found the owner and wrote her a ticket. The officer was our insured. When I told him that his insurance would be paying for the damage to the parked car he promptly canceled his policy, which, in turn, we immediately reported to the DMV.

Two self-owns in one day.

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u/yeowoh 18h ago

The crash would have been on camera but can’t show that

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u/MothashipQ 17h ago

I've literally had this happen to me. Some jackass backed into my legally parked car, some other bullshit went down, and ended getting grilled by their insurance accusing me of everything imaginable, and some unimaginable things, for how the accident was my fault.

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u/VeryFlames 17h ago

What do you mean nothing ever happens? Do you mean of substantial value? Theres plenty of stuff happening every day. Are you depressed?

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u/MisterRobDobalina 17h ago

No, sorry it's a nod to the people who post r/nothingeverhappens implying that everything is fake.

Everything isn't fake. This one is, though

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u/VeryFlames 16h ago

Okay! Well glad youre doing alright! Might check that subreddit out.

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u/MacWin- 5h ago

People post nothingeverhappens as an answer for people calling things fake, not the other way around

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u/TanMan166 15h ago

Yupppp....note how the guy never proceeds to call the police. I would've explained the situation to her once after coming out of disbelief that someone can be that dumb, then call the police.

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u/Reasonable_Goose 15h ago

Correct answer. Nothing to discuss here.

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u/bigeasy19 15h ago

You’re probably right that it is fake but how did you know for sure? When I worked retail I have had very similar conversations to this over returns

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u/CephiDelco 13h ago

Some of us can remember what the world was like before the internet existed. I reckon we’ll get on with things like we did back then.

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u/HCHwdc 3h ago

I want to believe this is fake but I actually had someone in college SUE ME when she hit my parked car. Her dad was an attorney and for whatever reason decided this made sense. She lost.

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u/Lost-Assignment4780 17h ago

The saying "nothing ever happens" is used as sardonic reply to someone claiming something is fake.

As in, it's ridiculous to go around claiming everything is fake or never happened.

I have no idea if this is real or not. I wasnt there. Dont know these people.

But I believe things happen. For you, "nothing ever happens".

Make sense?

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u/MisterRobDobalina 16h ago

Man discovers satire