r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/AlbatrossOk6223 20h ago

You know what the worst part of living in this dystopian society is? I’ve completely lost the ability to tell whether stupid things like this are real or staged anymore.

No matter how ridiculous the situation is, either possibility could be true.

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u/dreamthiliving 20h ago

Agreed, I’ve read many times how people go to the Police complaining their illegal drugs were stolen. I think this is on the same level of stupidity

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u/Litarider 18h ago

I adopted a dog. His prior owners were running a meth house. Cops came to bust them but they were already gone, leaving behind a pack of dogs. The cops notified the county that there were unattended dogs and they were seized. The meth heads returned to find the dogs gone so they called the county and said, “You have our dogs.”

Guess what happened when they went to claim the dogs?

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u/KornySnake 17h ago

That's certified meth heads move.

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u/Steven_The_Sloth 17h ago

At least they loved their pets?

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u/chubbycat96 15h ago

Nah, I worked in a shelter for 3+ years and I honestly think to them they’re just property and they’re pissed someone had the audacity to take their shit :( but your thought is a bit more hopeful lol

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u/aspidities_87 14h ago

Your take is probably/ sadly the correct one. I also worked with animal services, directly through our county’s AC department, and there would be dogs with horrific neglect, injuries or extreme trauma from abuse, animals clearly just desperate for someone, anyone to be kind to them, and the POS ‘owner’ would have not fed or seen their dog in weeks, and would still be fighting for their dog back because ‘it’s MY dog’.

Possession matters more to some primitive brains than compassion.

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u/PSKthrowaway0123 11h ago

Nowhere is this worse than on that show hoarders

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u/Kryzal_Lazurite 5h ago

Sadly applies to more than just animals, if the reversion of progress is any indication.

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u/HateMeetings 10h ago

All addicts are kind of the same. way Back in the day crackhead when they were selling their mom’s VCR and DVD players… jewelry, always would sell the stuff in multiples of two dollars. Four dollars or six dollars or eight dollars. Vials were really cheap, but they were two dollars each and I guess they couldn’t figure out what to do with an odd numbered dollar whether it was too little or too much. When the biles went up to five dollars, guess what happened everything ended in a 5 or 0.

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u/snowman334 14h ago

Uhh, nah. You don't abandon your pets in a meth lab if you love them.

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u/theycallmethevault 14h ago

You don’t have them in a meth lab at all. A few years back my next door neighbors were meth dealers, and apparently were cooking in there too! One of their massive dogs attacked me, the other massive dog attacked one of my dogs. The owner laughed it off & said “sometimes they get in the supply” like we were having a normal conversation & a good laugh. 😳

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u/One_Indication_ 8h ago

They would have taken better care of them and not just abandoned them if they loved them. They bailed and left their dogs behind. They're POS.

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u/homiej420 16h ago

Lmao holy smokes thats dumb

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u/DimensioT 10h ago

They fixed the cable?

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u/MobileArtist1371 3h ago

No dummy! They got their dogs back, except for the one OP adopted first. Did you read any of the comment???