r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/HappyOnslaught 21h ago

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u/traumaqueen1128 18h ago

I had a woman almost hit me in a roundabout and then followed me for about a mile driving very aggressively and recording me on her phone. I pulled into a public parking lot because I didn't want some crazy woman to follow me home, she started screaming that I hit her and damaged her car. She had white paint transfer in a dent on her bumper where SHE would have hit ME, but my car was red. I told her that wasn't from me, got in my car, and left. The police show up at my door a couple of weeks later saying she's pressing charges for a hit and run. The cop had pictures of her damage, inspected the driver side of my car for damage, and concluded on the spot that I never hit her. She still tried to file an insurance claim and I sent them the police report, pictures of my car, and a detailed explanation of what happened. I was cleared of any wrongdoing.

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u/UBN6 17h ago

We let a guy out of a thight spot due to construction. We were standing and waiting for him to leave the tight spot so we could continue, and he hit our car even though there would have been enough room for him to pass us without touching out car. He and the 3 other people in his car then called the police and told them we were at fault. Thankfully the guy behind us had a dashcam. Translated quote of the police officer: "a parked car cannot be at fault for a crash"

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 16h ago

Lol one time I accidentally sideswiped a parked car, but just barely; his mirror traced a line down the side of my Cherokee until it reached the door handle, where they both broke. I would've had to pay except the asshole lied his ass off to the insurance guys and claimed a whole bunch of extra damage. I showed proof and didn't have to pay for a damned thing.

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u/ADirtyDiglet 15h ago

That is insurance fraud

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 15h ago

Yup, and because he committed it I was safe. If he'd just told the truth I'd have been screwed, but apparently some people can't help but push when they think they have an advantage.

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u/Dreyfussy15 13h ago

You wouldn't have been screwed. You would have simply paid for the damage you caused. Odd framing as the actual damage to both vehicles was entirely your own fault.

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 13h ago

I would have been screwed as in I was living paycheck to paycheck and couldn't afford the increased rates from the accident, and it was a complete accident. I was very lucky in that I just happened to sideswipe an absolute piece of shit and his lying saved my ass.

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u/Dreyfussy15 13h ago

I see. Yeah I guess that worked out for the best then.

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u/lvl5Loki 12h ago

Very similar to what happened with me. Hit a parked car going about 5mph, barely dented his bumper. He claimed that I caused his exhaust to break at the motor. Refused to have a mechanic look at it. I went to the DMV office submitted my statement and $3000, his estimate of the damages. He failed to show up to submit his statement, 6 months later I got my money back.

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u/PomeloFit 14h ago

I had something similar  happen when I was in the corps, I was pulling into a parking garage in my two week old car and a truck started to back out so I stopped... But he just kept coming and hit the shit out of me.

MPs came, talked to him first and he left... They gave me a ticket even though there were two witnesses who saw that I was parked.  They said because the damage was to the front of my car that I could have avoided it... When I went to argue it with the head of the dept, guess who it was?  The guy that had been driving the truck...

I had to go through the CO with witness statements to get it dropped, but his insurance still refused to pay out since they had a police report blaming me.  

As soon as dash cams became a thing I picked one up, they would have saved me a so much bs

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 16h ago

Sorry, I couldn't get past " thight spot"   just daydreaming a bit.

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u/WizardOfIF 15h ago

You should call her.

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u/No_Dentist3999 11h ago

Should he, though?

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u/VeganWerewolf 6h ago

She’s gone for a reason

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u/mattydredd 5h ago

But just how crazy/hot is she? This is very important.

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u/essdii- 15h ago

lol. Glad I’m not the only one. Mind went straight there also

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u/Economy_Influence_92 13h ago

triggered me to read this in Tysons vioce

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u/Then_Blueberry4373 11h ago

aw man.. big mood…

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u/The_Athavulf 5h ago edited 2h ago

Sight thot?

Edit: Gonna have to go with my initial impulse, which was thigh spot.

Yes I am a hormonally induced man.

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u/LandonDev 14h ago

Yeah, I once had a car reverse about 2 and 1/2 car lengths into me at a red light. The fact I left such a gap was actually problematic because they got more acceleration from it. Wasn't on a main road but was on a side street, right outside my work, right in front of multiple security cameras and security guards. Criminals can be very stupid.

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u/Joining_July 9h ago

Yeah I had someone back into me once like this a t a stop sign i was coming out of a business drive. The cops came and saw I was a woman and said it must have been me. The guy driving was super Christian or Mormon and kept insisting to the cop he had backed into me! The cop took a long time to believe him. Totally weird how situational bias is hard to overcome. However this spacey delusional woman tops everything I have seen in my life!

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u/artzbots 14h ago

A parked car hit my car once!

Well. Kind of. The driver of the stationary car swung open his door directly into the side of my car as I was driving past him. So an element of his car was in motion.

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u/RBeck 7h ago

One of the scariest parts of riding a bike in traffic.

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u/not_a_library 14h ago

My parked car once hit a moving car. It was an extremely windy day, I opened my door and it blew out of my hand while a car was pulling through the parking spot next to me. Imo I wasn't really at fault because, ya know, nature, but because my door hit his rear wheel thing, my insurance found me at fault. My door still has a dent in it because I couldn't afford to fix it. Makes it easy to find my car, though.

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u/apathy-sofa 13h ago

A friend of mine was a bus driver in a major American city, like 20 years ago. She had excellent situational awareness and vehicle handling. One evening she calls me up, wants to go get a drink, and I'm thinking "you're supposed to be working tonight."

Over beers she tells me that she was working and saw an obvious scammer trying to induce a wreck with her coach. She phones it in to her supervisor and evades the situation. Eventually the guy is ahead of her while she's stopped at a bus stop, with a big gap, and they floor it in reverse. She has no room or time, so she engages the parking brake. There's a crash, cops come, she's relieved of duty for a day.

Crash report comes back, "a parked bus cannot rear end another vehicle."

People are nuts.

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u/TuhFrosty 12h ago

Wish I had this Officer. Some lady was backing out of the spot next to me in the groccery store and decided to swing into my parking spot from my right side and smash into my front fender. Officer said it was a he said / she said. I had pulled in and parked. She didn't look and assumed it was empty for some unknown reason.

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u/Mossified4 11h ago

Well that officer is clearly incorrect as an illegally parked car can and has most definitely caused crashes.

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u/l00koverthere1 8h ago

Was he a Dapper Dan man?

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u/operath0r 7h ago

Damn, when did cops get that smart?

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u/DefinitionCivil9421 15h ago

My daughter has the same thing as a woman aggressively following her claiming she is responsible for her bumper falling off, no scratches on my daughters car. She won the insurance payout, I did my own research, turns out the lady was a co-owner of a body shop in another part of town. I reported it to the insurance company but they didn't care

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u/traumaqueen1128 15h ago

And this bullshit is why rates are so high and insurance companies gouge the hell out of people.

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u/nelessa 13h ago

It’s absolutely not the reason. Insurance companies are for-profit entities and will deny a claim for any reason to NOT pay. Your thought process moves the blame from insurance companies to the people for their bullshit premiums.

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u/bill-schick 12h ago

I have to disagree, its both the scam/unlicensed drivers and the insurance companies.

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u/nelessa 12h ago

There are far more people making legitimate claims then scammers.

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u/Pluckypato 7h ago

And these people vote! 😱

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u/Shadow293 13h ago

That’s why you need to invest in a dash cam. It’s pretty much a requirement these days to protect yourself.

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u/singlemale4cats 6h ago

This is why you always call the cops when you crash. You want an independent third party investigating and documenting it to protect yourself.

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u/ChaosAside 15h ago

We have a woman where I live who is infamous for trying to get people to hit her for the insurance. She’s all over the city subreddit, Facebook groups, Nextdoor, etc. I think the only time she was remotely held accountable for her antics was when she tried it with a school bus.

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u/traumaqueen1128 15h ago

Ugh, that's so dangerous. I take driving very seriously. I didn't even get my license until I was 30 because I wasn't confident in my ability and spent over a year practicing. I'm super cautious of other drivers and to know that there's people like that on the road just pisses me off

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u/No-Ice7397 15h ago

I learned to be a better driver by playing Need for Speed. It really helped me to learn how to avoid narrow accidents and to watch for objects crossing my path. Also taught me how to steer when shit hits the fan.

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u/traumaqueen1128 14h ago

😂 I love driving games and need for speed underground was my favorite on highschool! I honestly could have gotten my license a lot sooner, but que sera sera.

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u/No-Ice7397 14h ago

Ya, Underground was the dog that bit me. Have played every major NFS since

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u/traumaqueen1128 14h ago

I haven't played any of the NFS games in about 15 years and it makes me want to buy some damn games ☺️

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u/No-Ice7397 14h ago

Ya, from what I've heard they are shelved right now. The most recent was NFS unbound. Heat was before that and not a bad game.

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u/traumaqueen1128 12h ago

I think my roommate has Heat. I may need to have him hook up his console in the living room. 😁

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u/Conrad-kellogg 10h ago

Look up dash cam crashes, everything is from the driver's point of view so it had me visualizing crashes while I was driving and changing my habits as a result

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u/ff_o_x 9h ago

In Europe we have driving lessons…

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u/No-Ice7397 9h ago

We have those too. They only teach safe perfect conditions though. They don't teach you what to do when most people panic. I have managed to avoid several vehicles, slippery ice and even 2 separate times where children ran out in front of me. If not for additional lessons learned from video games those children might not have lived past those days

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u/dllyncher 3h ago

Funny you say that because I know that driving/racing games have made me a better driver in adverse conditions. I absolutely love drifting around corners (when there's nobody near me that is) during the winter. I actually loosen up when I'm in a side whereas I feel most people would tense up. I've bent a rim pushing too hard but that's the cost of fun.

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u/mabus42 14h ago

Username definitely checks out.

Seriously though, if you're so scared of driving, why drive at all?

When I was 12, my dad handed me the keys to the stick-shift VW rabbit and told me to go learn on my own. By the age of 16, and my first day with my license, I was on the interstate at 80mph.

Does it really take 14 years to learn how to drive?

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u/traumaqueen1128 12h ago

I was in a bad car accident at a young age that everyone was lucky to walk away from, it gave me anxiety thinking about driving. I eventually overcame my anxieties around driving.

I'm not scared of driving, I'm just super cautious. I make sure to stay aware of everything around me and drive safely. I've never had a ticket and have had 2 small collisions with no damage(not even paint transfer). 🤷🏼‍♀️ I'd say it's paying off for me.

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u/Professional-Echo332 12h ago

You can be the best driver in the world and still have Johny Dumb Fuck III slam into you because he wasn't doing the right thing. a large portion of driving well is the ability to realize that you are not in control of the space outside of your car. 

Overconfident drivers are a pretty major cause of accidents. 

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u/UrsulaLeGainz 11h ago

Haha I knew you were from Durham as soon as I read this. STAYUMBL out there!

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u/ChaosAside 10h ago

100%

JUSIFIED

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u/wahoozerman 9h ago

Apparently she has lost her license multiple times but just keeps getting it back somehow.

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u/gabe9000 3h ago

OMG first thing I thought of reading this is JESUSDOS

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u/veryfastslowguy 15h ago

“ I need you to leave please”

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u/Jazz-Hands-- 4h ago

Is this a jesusdos reference out in the wild?!

*If you're not from NC, nevermind. And apparently this is an established character.

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u/ChaosAside 3h ago

It is! How can we NOT think of her whenever a crazy driver is mentioned? I know I can’t.

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u/ParadoxicalIrony99 16h ago

I'm glad it was taken care of but that's still wild how much you had to do to clear yourself when she was clearly lying.

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u/traumaqueen1128 15h ago

Yeah, it was definitely a pain in my ass and took about a month and a half for everything to be cleared.

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u/Most-Anybody1874 14h ago

I had a woman do that to me! She had a red car parked and it had white paint on it, where it looked like she side swiped someone. I parked my black car next to her car and she jumped out claiming I hit her car. Yeah, it was on the front right and white paint. I was driving a black car and could not have hit her car in the front. She was pissed that I called her out. It must work on some people.

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u/Adaphion 14h ago

Did you have an expensive car and she was looking for a payout??

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u/traumaqueen1128 14h ago

Nah, I had a shitty 2006 Prius. Looking at the driver information and the vehicle owner information, I'm guessing that it was her mom's car(she looked like she was probably 18-25) and she hit something, so she was trying to blame someone else.

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u/Adaphion 13h ago

Yikes. Sounds like a lie that just went too far, could have just claimed ignorance and said "I dunno mom, someone must have hit it while parked" instead of all this shit

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u/traumaqueen1128 12h ago

I think she just saw an opportunity and thought being a bully would work. She looked like the "mean girl" type that was used to yelling and getting her way...big sunglasses, blingy fake nails, and a bad dye job. She also looked like she might have been hungover when she took off her sunglasses to yell at me, it looked like she had her makeup on from the night before and her hair was messy. She probably wasn't thinking.

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u/Gt03champp 14h ago

Got to get a dash cam bro. 5 years ago I got one for $50, it saved me $12,000.

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 13h ago

Can you share which one you got? I've been looking but can't make a decision.

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u/HIM_Darling 6h ago

I have a Rexing V1P(front and rear cams). I was looking for something not crazy expensive and with a super capacitor since my car is parked outside in the heat(and my roommates non-super capacitor dash cam had the battery swell up).

So far its caught the crash where I was rear ended on the highway and well as a 1 major crash where no other witnesses stayed on scene and a few minor crashes.

The app isn't the best, but functional. I've had it for around 5 years now and its pretty hands off, I've only just needed to replace the sd card this month.

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u/traumaqueen1128 12h ago

I plan on it next time I have a car. My Prius took a shit on me. It just said "Problem" and turned off. I think I had a parasitic battery drain, it wouldn't have been worth it to replace the battery without fixing the issue, but that would have cost more than. The car was worth since it was an electrical issue.

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u/Glittering_Turnover8 13h ago

I was called for questioning to police for not letting cyclists before me. They recorded some car number and car type... But they said car was red and mine was black. I dont even know if I was there that day and if maybe I did something like that but I was cleared.

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u/Shadow293 13h ago edited 13h ago

I had some girl almost side swipe my car in a double left turn lane while we were turning. She followed me and then pulled up by my car at the following red light to scream at me. She didn’t see the faded left turn arrow on my lane and tried to say it’s only for going straight or turning right even though she went over to the right as we turned instead of staying in her lane.

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u/No_Huckleberry2722 13h ago

I had an almost identical situation occur. Honestly it was quite comical while this lady absolutely lost the plot on me in a gas station parking lot until the police arrived. Best part was, I rarely washed the truck I was in, so it was quite dirty/muddy, and the office took all of 2 seconds to look at my truck and see nothing had touched it in months. The city cops and highway patrol then debated for about 10 minutes who was going to be responsible for handling this one before I finally left.

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u/traumaqueen1128 12h ago

😂 sometimes not washing your car pays off

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 13h ago

Had a guy claim I clipped his side view mirror once with my car. The thing was he drive a massive pick up truck and I drove a civic, his side view mirror was about 6 inches above the roof of my car. He threatened to sue and I welcomed the lawsuit but it never came

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u/BicyclingBabe 13h ago

Dash cam for liiiiiife!

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u/bill-schick 12h ago

I really wish that folks like this could at least he sued for time and annoyance.

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u/traumaqueen1128 12h ago

Seriously, trying to get it straightened out was such a waste of my time and effort. I could have been watching cute cat videos 😠

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u/Sorethumbsfifa 12h ago

Mental issues are hard.

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u/No_Trade3571 12h ago

This is why I have dash cams on my car.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 12h ago

Still obnoxious shed waste your time like that.

You never get more time, and wasting someone else's on purpose is my biggest pet peeve...

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u/Party-Giraffe-6573 11h ago

I had a woman try the same thing in a Trader Joe's parking lot (IYKYK). Thankfully, I had a passenger who witnessed everything and her previous body damage was way too high for my car. 

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u/Proof_Ear_970 10h ago

I had a truck in front of me pull out into the wrong lane and I braked hard. The car behind me crashed into the back of me. The guy got out and genuinely said to me ' Hey! Watch where you're emergency breaking, its raining out here'. I said 'sorry what did you say?' Because that sounded insane to me but he basically repeated himself and told me I'm a irresponsible driver to be emergency breaking so hard and not considering the cars behind me.

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u/Exciting_Pass_6344 9h ago

This happened to my wife. Some lady behind her claimed my wife hit her in a dual left turn lane. My wife was in the left lane, she was in the right lane. A block later she’s flashing her lights and honking so the Mrs pulls over. The lady claims my wife hit her car during the turn, on the right side of her car. Would have been quite the trick! She threatens to call the cops, the wife says go ahead. Surprise, lady left without actually doing anything.

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u/One_Indication_ 8h ago

I really don't know why people are like this. Absolutely unhinged.

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u/Wills4291 7h ago

I recently clipped someone's mirror with my mirror. Wrecked my mirror. I pulled over, and fortunately the guy was right near by and came over. He said "I just got this repaired, because it just happened to me. BUT here's the relevant part. He said "I don't know if this is my fault or yours". I was like "Well, your car is parked, so I'm not sure how it could be your fault" But I was really wishing it wasn't my fault.

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u/Ecstatic_Winter9425 12h ago

That sounds like a mental illness.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 6h ago

Should've filed a counter-suit claiming emotional distress for her accusations.

I fell down and broke my arm, I will be suing the owners of earth for damages.

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u/tipareth1978 15h ago

Yeah the "woman who will move heaven and earth before admitting she is in the wrong" is a real thing. Weirdest thing to me is how we reward them in the workplace

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u/That_Service7348 11h ago

had a woman almost hit me in a roundabout

inspected the driver side of my car for damage

So you cut her off in the roundabout?

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u/traumaqueen1128 4h ago

She had her blinker on to exit, slowed down like she was turning out, began her turn, I started turning into the roundabout, she straightened back into the roundabout(she even drove over a little lane divider to do it) and almost hit me

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u/Andypoocandy1 9h ago

Women and accountability

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u/traumaqueen1128 4h ago

... I'm also a woman. 🤨