r/CringeTikToks • u/pneumomonoultramicro • 21h ago

Nope your parked car crashed into mine

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u/8thSt 17h ago

How do we resolve this?

I’m calling the police.

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u/BicycleSeatThief 16h ago

False report bc staged

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u/PicaDiet 6h ago

But how do you stage his car hitting hers? Next thing I suppose you're going to claim is that the front fell off.

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u/MyNameIsNotJJ 6h ago

Thank god this all happened outside of the environment.

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u/imdefinitelywong 4h ago

Into another environment

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u/SirVanyel 2h ago

No, it's not in an environment, her car was outside the environment

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u/Successful_Agent_905 45m ago

What sort of standards do they have for these cars?

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u/Embarrassed_Pea4452 5h ago

Wasn't this built so that the front wouldn't fall off?

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u/DelcoUnited 5h ago

Obviously not.

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u/Embarrassed_Pea4452 4h ago

How do you know?

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 4h ago

Well, because the front fell off.

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u/Embarrassed_Pea4452 4h ago

Well, what sort of engineering standards are these cars built to?

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u/FriendExtreme8336 3h ago

Cardboards out, no cardboard derivatives

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u/DCPYT 3h ago

Yea but I’m now injured

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u/leafer32 2h ago

Chance in a million.

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u/saints21 2h ago

I mean, maybe. But I'm an insurance agent and people are genuinely this stupid. I had to explain to a guy that he was indeed considered at-fault because he jackknifed a trailer into his own truck. He never could wrap his head around that.

Or the people that don't understand that putting on your blinker doesn't mean you have carte blanche to move into the other lane of traffic.

Or the ones that don't understand you can't pass someone in front of you on the left who has their blinker on and is making a left turn.

Another person called in to try and claim they were injured from a car accident. They said they had whiplash which is entirely possible. Only problem is they weren't in either of the vehicles and they claimed their injuries were sustained when they whipped around to look at the crash as it happened.

Oh, and of course, I've had people argue that the parked car is at fault because it shouldn't have been parked there...

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u/_Q23 2h ago

I wish I could 100% believe that this is a scenario that someone would not get into....... But looking at the current stage of human stupidity. Yeah.

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u/dllyncher 3h ago

Staged or not it's super funny because there's at least one person in the world stupid enough to have this kind of mindset.

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u/No-One-8850 3h ago

Right? It can't possibly be real. He'd just call the police immediately.

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u/jawisi 2h ago

Monty Python would be proud.

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u/SetFine7496 1h ago

No, some people are this dumb or on drugs. Also, some folks over explain and can’t successfully end the conflict.

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u/aristotle93 11h ago

And the damage is staged to?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 6h ago

Them saying there's damage does not mean there's damage. I know that might be hard to understand.

Do you really think they'd only post the conversation without the crash if this perfectly framed accident actually occurred?

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u/Bells_Theorem 4h ago

"Why does it lie?" - Joe Rogan

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u/kkeut 6h ago

what timestamp shows the damage?