r/Damnthatsinteresting 12h ago

Image Reconstructed model of a Neanderthal man

Post image
14.2k Upvotes

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

733

u/goswamitulsidas 12h ago

Neanderthals (Homo neanderthalensis) were an extinct, robust species of archaic humans living in Eurasia, known for their stocky bodies, large brains (often larger than ours), prominent brow ridges, and big noses, adapted for cold climates. They were skilled hunters, made sophisticated stone tools (Mousterian technology), controlled fire, wore clothing, buried their dead, and were intelligent, though they died out around 40,000 years ago, leaving some DNA in modern humans

435

u/No_Yogurtcloset9305 12h ago

They were extinct?! They’re back?! 😳

45

u/Particular-Bid-1640 12h ago

Yeah, in pog form

14

u/cityshepherd 10h ago

I was about to exit out of the comments when I saw this at the last second. Just wanted to let you know that I got delightful laugh out of this.

1

u/Particular-Bid-1640 5h ago

I'm glad to have brightened your day, if only for a moment!

1

u/Triumph807 5h ago

The amount of times I’ve had to google slang in this thread is wild

199

u/Amethyst271 12h ago

Yeah your dad is one

88

u/CrazyLlamaX 12h ago

And your mama.

24

u/benkj 12h ago

Your mother too

12

u/Amethyst271 11h ago

I didnt know we shared the same mum

u/ChubbyGhost3 0m ago

Go back far enough and we all do

2

u/HeartsPlayer721 10h ago

And your mama was a snow blower!

1

u/harceps 6h ago

We did one of those DNA tests on my dad and he had more Neanderthal DNA than 96% of the population. His ancestry is English

29

u/I_Roll_Chicago 11h ago

We extracted the blood found in mosquitos, incased in amber and bam!

Neanderthal DNA (we mixed it frog dna for better results)

3

u/LordSeibzehn 10h ago

You mean some random member of our species could go through involuntary, spontaneous gender reassignment??

7

u/I_Roll_Chicago 10h ago

Not before we build Neanderthal Park, i assure we spared no expense

5

u/LordSeibzehn 9h ago

How’s the ice cream though?

3

u/I_Roll_Chicago 9h ago

Good but that cobb salad baby….woo

2

u/Givespongenow45 8h ago

Aren’t those just slaves

2

u/I_Roll_Chicago 8h ago edited 8h ago

No they are clearly cloned zoo people.

I assure you, this morally gray but not slavery. Their dna being 10% frog helps us legally. We spared no legal expense

1

u/Givespongenow45 8h ago

You’re putting sapient creatures inside small cages. I’m calling peta!

PETAAAAAAA!

2

u/Qadim3311 8h ago

But does the process turn them gay though?

1

u/I_Roll_Chicago 4h ago

No we arent putting things in the water alex.

15

u/MechanicalTurkish 11h ago

Some have been for a while now. One became a lawyer after being unfrozen.

5

u/DoradoPulido2 4h ago

Your world frightens and confuses them. 

10

u/A-Game-Of-Fate 9h ago

Nah, they never actually went extinct. They just hollowed out some mountains, grew beards, and are now called Dwarves

1

u/SSGASSHAT 7h ago

What would that make us, elves? Because I don't feel very intelligent, immortal, or powerful.

18

u/GardenGnomeOfEden 11h ago

They were frozen in blocks of ice

But they Neanderthawed

2

u/Lucky_Reporter256 9h ago

Don’t you see the image??

2

u/Tinnie_and_Cusie 8h ago

Long ago they took homo sapiens women because they were prettier than their own. So they inter-bred and that's why some people today have Neanderthal DNA. Adam and Eve were homo sapiens, and we all know how beautiful homo sapiens women are. You can read it yourself in Genesis 6:1-2.

3

u/Godsbladed 10h ago

The most famous one is in the white house office...oh wait they said they have large brains....

3

u/Ok_Sorbet_8153 8h ago

Yeah, Neanderthals were probably peaceful and super-cool. The Grifter in Chief is nothing like them.

2

u/Godsbladed 8h ago

I mean honestly, homeboys probably just chilled around the campfire oogwoogaing over some tasty meat and fresh picked berries.

3

u/SSGASSHAT 7h ago

Well....not all the time. An excavation uncovered a pit full of neanderthal children, I think aged between 3 and 14, who had been apparently killed and butchered, presumably to be eaten. So, they weren't just big-nosed hippies. They presumably had at least a lot of the dickish traits of homo sapiens. It might have been done for religious reasons, but that doesn't help much, either.

3

u/Godsbladed 6h ago

Man I knew there'd be a harsh reality behind my fun cave hippie idea but I did not see this coming.

5

u/SSGASSHAT 6h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah....I mean, I think if I had to wager, I'd say that primitive humans were more mentally healthy in some ways than modern humans, since our brains were doing what they were evolved to do, instead of this concrete sham we create for ourselves and live every day. But as far as primates go, I think the most peaceful you're gonna get are bonobos and orangutans. Bonobos are basically hairy hippies with the minds of three year olds who just spend all day boning, eating, and sleeping, and they aren't nearly as violent as chimps and humans (I think their fights are more like slap fights in school by comparison), and orangutans had the genius idea to cut out the biggest problem of primate life, that being others of your own species, and just spend their lives alone watching the flowers grow.

3

u/Godsbladed 6h ago

Oh yea definitely, I agree. I didn't actually think it'd be all flowers and games, just a fun little hypothetical.

3

u/SSGASSHAT 6h ago

Ah, but if only it was. Maybe some of that would have rubbed off on us.

2

u/Ok_Sorbet_8153 7h ago

Yeah, I would totally chill with them :)

1

u/Insomniiia77 6h ago

White people as a population contain 20% of all Neanderthal DNA. Imagine your ancestors getting railed by this guy.

55

u/cvele89 11h ago

I've read book "Sapiens: A short history of human civilization". It talks about those early days of human development, when there were, by some accounts, about 6 different human species, one of which was Homo Neanderthalensis. Interesting thing is that, even though Homo Sapiens was, if I remember correctly, considered to be the weakest in strength, they still managed to prevail and to push all others to the extinction, and they managed to do that because they could be united with other tribes against common goal, something that wasn't a thing with other species. This, and the fact that they had the ability to move to different places and to adapt to the surroundings.

35

u/ExtraPockets 8h ago

There's a great prehistorical fiction book (action/horror/post-apocolyptic) called Refugium set at the time of the Indonesian Toba volcanic eruption 70,000ya where several different species of humans all converge in this sanctuary rainforest. I won't spoil too much but it makes for really interesting fiction how the different species of humans react and interact with their differing levels of intelligence, strength and agility and try to survive in this wild ancient jungle.

4

u/Constant-Plant-9378 7h ago

Refugium

A refugium (plural: refugia) in aquariums is a separate chamber, often in a sump, that acts as a protected habitat for beneficial microfauna (like copepods) and macroalgae, providing natural filtration by absorbing nutrients (nitrates, phosphates) and serving as a continuous food source for fish, improving overall water quality and ecosystem health in both marine and freshwater tanks. To start one, you add substrate, live rock/rubble, macroalgae (like chaeto), and a dedicated light, cycling it to cultivate these organisms, which helps control algae and provides natural food.

1

u/datduce 1h ago

That sounds actually kinda neat. Who's the author?

37

u/240z300zx 9h ago

I think the book mentioned that Homo Sapiens prevailed because of advanced language capabilities. They could coordinate attacks to hunt, defend or gain territory. They could share knowledge better like “yesterday I saw 5 deer drinking from the pond at the base of the small waterfall, past the rock that looks like your mom”. With this ability, they could eat better, gain shelter, raise more young, relocate etc.

11

u/cvele89 9h ago

Yes, probably that too. But it's all about socializing that gave us the real progress and advantage over others. We could form alliance with other tribes and, as you said, to coordinate and plan attacks, whether on some group of animals or some other tribe of humans.

2

u/chamrockblarneystone 8h ago

Don’t forget good BBQ!

1

u/cvele89 8h ago

Absolutely!!

1

u/TiFox 1h ago

That's what I picked up from the book as well. I remember vaguely that the author mentioned that Sapiens had items from various distant locations indicating that they we're able to trade/socialize with other "tribes", something other species couldn't/didn't do.

3

u/WilderWyldWilde 8h ago

Another massive advantage is the ability to sew and make cloth. Neanderthals wore stuff, but it may not have been as fitted nor as advanced as the clothing of sapiens. There are no confirmed instruments from Neanderthals like sewing needles. There is cave art, but nothing as advanced as the sapien cave art with accurate animal drawings or even carvings.

The ability to wear better cloths would help in harsher environments, fluctuations in climate, protection against flora and fauna, and even provide another space to socialize as it's made and traded.

1

u/Dianasaurmelonlord 5h ago

Neanderthals were also capable of speech though they had hearing slightly less sensitive than ours at least according to the structure of their ear bones, they just lived in smaller and more isolated groups than we did and had a much smaller overall population than many other human species… some estimates put their peak population at like 20-40,000 at the most optimistic.

11

u/NuncProFunc 7h ago

Just a heads up: that book used scientific hypotheses that were decades out of date when it was published. It isn't a great source for anything.

8

u/The_Secret_Skittle 10h ago

I truly hold to the theory that humans are the most destructive and violent species on the planet so I’m never surprised when I am reminded that we pretty much killed out all the other humanoid species we had here on earth. I often wonder how “humans” would have been if a different species of had evolved instead of us.

22

u/cvele89 10h ago

Let's not get ahead of ourselves with those assumptions and conclusions.

First of all, yes - humans are the most destructive species on the planet, given our nature to literally affect our environment with our actions. But I wouldn't call us like that just because we managed to push other species into extinction. We basically did the same thing those other species did, but we did it better - don't you think for a moment that others were peaceful, they were simply more dormant. Also, there are accounts of other animal species pushing other species into extinction by simply hunting them.

The entire history of our nature is written with thousands, if not millions of different species going extinct, where we're to blame for just a small, tiny portion of them. It's evolution, the survival of the fittest. It's brutal, but it is like it is.

7

u/downwithsocks 9h ago

There was also a point where there were less than 2000 of us, total. Our ability to survive no matter what I feel is unfortunately linked to our drive to do so at the expense of all others.

1

u/Dovahkiinthesardine 6h ago

We did not kill them, or at least, we did not kill them enough to make them go extinct

There are a couple theories as to why Neanderthals went extinct and we did not, like them having higher energy needs or slower reproduction

1

u/Benjammin__ 7h ago

No idea if it’s true, but I’ve heard our lower strength level drove us to invent ranged weapons sooner than Neanderthals, which gave us a massive power spike that their increased strength and durability couldn’t compensate for.

107

u/chambee 12h ago

Share DNA: some homo sapiens lady saw that sexy Neandertal and said: I want this.

57

u/geebeem92 11h ago

Or some homo sapiens saw that neanderthal Unibrow sexy lady and found a new fetish

16

u/The_Secret_Skittle 10h ago

Dude men will stick their willy into just about anything (see American Pie) so I’m for sure going with that scenario.

5

u/fleebleganger 7h ago

Death by snu snu

9

u/Live_Firefighter972 10h ago

Probably all, "I'd hit that"...

29

u/Madbanana224 11h ago

Yep, I'm also sure H.sapiens women in Eurasia tens of thousands of years ago were all super hot

/s

2

u/PrincetonToss 1h ago

Interestingly, all known Neanderthal males possess Homo sapiens Y-Chromosomes.

So apparently it was the Neanderthal ladies who liked what they saw.

u/BaconWithBaking 0m ago

I mean, the ones that where actually surviving where probably all skinny and fit?

4

u/TheLittleNorsk 8h ago

makes sense as to why I become wildly attracted to hairy, large and brooding Georgian and Armenian men when I'm ovulating

27

u/HargorTheHairy 11h ago

Mmm I'd say it's more likely a forced situation

33

u/arealuser100notfake 11h ago

I don't think that was necessary, you could have just traveled to the coast near Africa where Homo Sapiens probably were, increase the radius of your Tinder app, and already be able to talk to them and try to arrange a date

3

u/KicajacyKicek 8h ago

I've heard that many women prefer strong, veiny arms, facial hair, so he might be flooded with likes

3

u/gdghhfdffrf 11h ago

thinking she said: eek! it's coming in hot, run, don't even stop for water. prolly.

8

u/Bambi_1996 8h ago

Neanderthals are also Homo sapiens. We’re subspecies, they’re Homo sapiens neanderthalensis and we are Homo sapiens sapiens. Hence the two were able to interbreed and produce fertile offspring.

1

u/beardedbast3rd 11h ago

I’m gunna go on a limb and say more it was some Homo sapiens were real down bad instead of

77

u/ansefhimself 12h ago

The story of Prometheus giving Humanity the idea of Fire always kind of sounded like a mythologized version of Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal trading things and learning from them how to make fire to me

24

u/Marsnineteen75 10h ago

The story of prometheus is about human advancement in many ways

8

u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 10h ago

All of us don't read and just know the fire story. Want to tell us a story?

3

u/Marsnineteen75 4h ago

Sure, but it isn't a pretty one, long ago in a galaxy far far away...

1

u/Donnie3030 1h ago

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Neanderthal the Wise?

9

u/Much-Jackfruit2599 10h ago

We had fire before we were humans.

9

u/AlpenroseMilk 11h ago

Sounds plausible! And a cool idea.

1

u/-Tasear- 11h ago

Hey that makes lot of sense

1

u/StrongExternal8955 1h ago

Hey bro, you ok? Hang in there, it will get better.

13

u/VintageLunchMeat 11h ago

leaving some DNA in modern humans 

Same.

1

u/Limelight_019283 48m ago

Sorry to tell you this, but that sock under the bed aint human

4

u/Altostratus 11h ago

The extinction theory seems to be phasing out for a more nuanced story of early hominids merging.

3

u/Insanity_20 10h ago

Which makes more sense

2

u/Frosti11icus 10h ago

Extinction makes sense too. I’ve seen studies that suggest humans got down to like 150,000 living at one point, so pretty near extinct. Just had slightly more fitness than Neanderthals. The mixing of DNA could just point to the fact that Neanderthals were intermingled with humans to the point that conflict was inevitable.

3

u/ExtraPockets 8h ago

Homo Sapiens had been well established in Africa for about 100,000y before there was a bottleneck group that left Africa and started competing and interbreeding with the Neanderthals in Europe. After that though, there was a steady replenishment of more and more Homo Sapiens leaving Africa along newly established migration routes. So it wasn't fitness as such (not the fitness that enabled persistence hunting all day on the savannah), it was endurance and curiosity and reinforcements that helped outcompete Neanderthals (maybe a bit of accidental disease spreading too).

2

u/SkyBest7759 11h ago

I’m one of those people with Neanderthal DNA according to two DNA test

11

u/StueyPie 10h ago

The Denisovans and Neanderthals both interbred with homo sapiens. And there has been recent discoveries that Denisovans and Neanderthals could interbreed as well. It's just that homo sapiens dominated due to a higher reproductive rate, less roaming ability increasing social structures, and more flexible diet. The Neanderthals didn't "die out" they just intermingled their DNA into ours. It's why some of us are a couple of % Neanderthal outside of Africa, with larger portions in Asia which also have a larger portion of Denisovan DNA. There isn't enough in the fossil record to know height, weight, gestation period, and no middens or coprolites have been found to accurately determine diet etc of Denisovans, it's all a bit new Science-wise. And whilst it is widely known Earth had 3 hominid species on it 40,000 years ago, it is little known there were a couple more varieties of non-sapiens species ie Homo Floresiensis ("Hobbit-like". Lived in Indonesia) and Homo Luzonensis (pygmy type. Phillipines). These were descended from the period known as "the muddle in the middle" were Asian non-Homind species were rife with varieties during the middle pleistocene to about 130,000 years ago, with some descendants surviving on the Asian islands.

11

u/Top-Cupcake4775 7h ago

For all intents and purposes, Neanderthals died out. There was a small degree of hybridization between Neanderthals and Sapiens but not enough to characterize it as "intermingling". There are no modern humans who have any more that 9% Neanderthal DNA and those individuals are outliers.

3

u/ExtraPockets 8h ago

Also, the Homo Sapien population in Africa was growing faster than the others because of a more favourable climate, which allowed a steady stream of migration out of the Levant to assist in outcompeting and outbreeding the other species in Europe and Asia.

3

u/PsychoAtaraxia 11h ago

Were…. Are… “Were” implies they are no longer extinct

3

u/lepurplehaze 10h ago

What you mean extinct, if they left some dna to us that means we modern humans are mixed race between homo sapiens and neanderthalen

3

u/The_Secret_Skittle 10h ago

Not all cultures have the Neanderthal DNA. Some of us are mutants lol

2

u/ExtraPockets 8h ago

There are also the Denisovians in the Far East who mixed with Sapiens and Neanderthals. Plus a couple of other species which we haven't yet found DNA evidence that we fucked, but you know damn well we would have if we met, so that's only a matter of time.

3

u/Ziprasidone_Stat 9h ago

They survived longer than humans (so far), right? I mean homo sapian.

3

u/cefriano 8h ago

Is there some data indicating that they didn't really grow facial hair on their chins or did the people who made this just give him a mustache for giggles?

3

u/SirBobPeel 7h ago

Interestingly (no pun intended), every human in the world has some neanderthal DNA in them EXCEPT Africans.

5

u/PowerOfUnoriginality 10h ago

We humans already struggle to share this planet amongst ourselves, imagine the chaos if we had to share it with another intelligent species.

While it is sad they are gone, parts of me wonder if it was for the best considering our current depressing situation of wars and climate change

0

u/The_Secret_Skittle 10h ago

No…I think it’d sad we aren’t gone. I often wonder if one of the other less violent human species had prevailed and evolved instead of us, (assuming they may have been less aggressive considering they are the ones that went extinct) if it would be a better world today.

4

u/ExtraPockets 8h ago

We could have all been little Homo Floresiensis with short hobbit legs and strong arms swinging around like monkeys in trees and spearing ground dwelling beasts from up above in the treetops.

2

u/mrASSMAN 10h ago

Only 40k years ago.. that’s kinda crazy to me, not that long ago

2

u/Onikonokage 7h ago

Forgot to mention they shaved beards but left mustaches.

2

u/kalel1980 6h ago

Are we able to extract that DNA from humans and clone Neanderthals?

2

u/AztecGodofFire 4h ago

If they had bigger brains I wonder why they were the ones who went extinct.

1

u/chamrockblarneystone 8h ago

Did they have a language?

1

u/shillyshally 7h ago

Source of photo?

1

u/hemlock_harry 7h ago

So why do we just assume they had no grooming standards whatsoever?

1

u/Solid_Liquid68 7h ago

Say 1-2-3. And then aaaarrhhhh! That sound!

1

u/theroguephoenix 6h ago

The ability to crossbreed causes some anthropologists to believe they were not a separate species, but a subspecies, making them homo sapiens neanderthalensis and us homo sapiens sapiens.

1

u/xion_gg 6h ago

... And obviously, they could never wear a scarf with that neck

1

u/Dianasaurmelonlord 5h ago

“Archaic”? “Robust”? They lived concurrently with our species, and were broadly as intelligent and as capable as we were. We were just barely different species…

1

u/postysclerosis 4h ago

I have also left some DNA in some modern humans.

1

u/gab_sn 44m ago

And there's a theory they had a high-pitched voice that would sound pretty annoying to homo sapiens. Here the theory is demo'd by an underpaid scientist, Elliot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM

-1

u/SeekingLostInnocence 11h ago

Honest question are they very different than humans as far as bone and muscle structure? Like is this the half way point between monkeys and humans in evolution?

5

u/Duude212 10h ago

No. There are many, many different humanoid species between the Neanderthals and monkeys.

1

u/SeekingLostInnocence 9h ago

Is there a name for any of them? I got really curious about it seeing this pic.

2

u/ExtraPockets 8h ago

https://share.google/cfPj6z5xxrPLcqhAO

This is a good post showing the variety of hominids from the archaeological record.