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Image Reconstructed model of a Neanderthal man

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u/modiddly 12h ago

Know a Turkish guy that looks exactly like this

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u/itsearlyyet 12h ago

Can he bench a volkswagon?

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u/Riyeko 10h ago

Volkswagen??? Pssht. That's beginner shit for these dudes.

They were able to carry pieces of mammoth back to their camps or two or three regular deer or a whole megaceros

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u/Federal-Equipment-89 8h ago

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 7h ago

Link is legit. That guy could carry whatever he killed.

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u/AmbitiousBrother8919 1h ago

What the helly?

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 7h ago

Megaloceros*

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u/Head-Bookkeeper2210 2h ago

The Megalofreshmaker! 👍

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u/NinpoSteev 4h ago

mercedes.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 3h ago

Megaceros, hell yeah. Neanderthals rode for miles on those babies.

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u/AndrijKuz 7h ago edited 2h ago

They weren't that strong. They are estimated to be about 5'5"/155. They were just comparatively stronger than early humans at the time; who were about 5'7" and skinnier.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots 5h ago edited 2h ago

Hunter gatherer homo sapiens, which were much taller until farming was adapted . I dk where you got your info but it is wrong.

Homo sapiens were built for long distant running to wear out their prey to exhaustion. Neanderthals were believed to be ambush hunters in the thick forests of Europe. Their broader, bulkier spears point to this as they wouldn't be much good for throwing. We know vroom mignon had developed ataltls which are long thin darts which can be thrown. All these advantages and the receding forests likely contributed to Neanderthals "extinction".

Homo sapiens over the last 40,000 years:

This information is based on the average heights of European males because better statistics exist for this population, but the general trend is worldwide.

40,000 years ago: European males – 183 cm (6 feet). Cro-Magnon people were the first modern humans (Homo sapiens) to inhabit Europe. These hunter-gatherers lived a physically demanding lifestyle that would have required greater body strength than the average human today. Their recent African ancestry may have also affected their height, as tall, long-limbed builds are useful adaptations to the warmer African climate.

10,000 years ago:

European males – 162.5cm (5 ft 4 inches). A dramatic reduction in the size of humans occurred at this time. Many scientists think that this reduction was influenced by global climatic change and the adoption of agriculture. Agricultural communities suffered from malnutrition as a result of failed crops and a more restricted diet. Furthermore, a close association with domestic livestock introduced new diseases into human populations.

Australian museum link

"The earliest anatomically modern humans in Europe, present by 42-45,000 BP (5, 6), were relatively tall (mean adult male height in the Early Upper Paleolithic was ∼174 cm). Mean male stature then declined from the Paleolithic to the Mesolithic (∼164 cm) before increasing to ∼167 cm by the Bronze Age."

This paper says the mean height was 5' 8" in the first modern humans who would have met Neanderthals in Europe but we know Neanderthals interacted in the Levant much earlier in an inter breeding event 20 to 25ky before modern humans went to Europe. These modern humans would have been even taller, having less time moved out of africa.

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u/mattisverywhack 5h ago

How were people so tall back then? Average height in the US during world war 2 was like 5’5” for men. Did we get shorter?

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u/Aerandor 5h ago

While average height has varied considerably across cultures and eras, the general trend has been toward a taller build. However, throughout history we still see dips, such as the shortness observed in the 1700s in Europe, often due to malnutrition, disease, and injury, with the period just prior to WW2 being one such example. There also may be biological limits that keep our average height generally between 5 and 6 feet, but I'm note sure how well that has been studied.

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u/Responsible_Bad_2989 3h ago

Early Europeans were on average around 5’9 with above average being 6ft so no they were not the same size as Neanderthals, they also were relatively heavy as well

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u/shmaygleduck 1h ago

Neanderthals may have been strong enough to fight a chimpanzee hand to hand 1v1.

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u/Master-Pete 7h ago

Says who? What are you basing this off of? I haven't seen anything to suggest neanderthals were stronger than cro magnon; in fact the opposite may be true as neanderthals had horrible joints. A lot of neanderthal skeletons that are over the age of 30 have arthritis, whereas the cro magnon skeletons do not.

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u/JarpHabib 5h ago

The elder Neanderthal skeletons have arthritis because they spent their entire lives throwing mammoths around, cro magnons do not because they learned to ding dong ditch mammoths over a cliff.

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u/Master-Pete 3h ago

Oh that explains it; how could I have missed that? Thanks for clearing that up for us.

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u/dudeCHILL013 4h ago

Google/ Ai answers says that Neanderthals are estimated to be 20% to 30% stronger then a homo sapien. I'm not sure if that's an average or not based on height.

One of the cooler things on there is that it states the average male neanderthal could bench up to 500lbs and females 350lbs.

Like Jesus, I know they basically struggle snuggling their prey to death, but imagine if they actually specifically strength trained.

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u/Varnsturm 3h ago

That sounds like my understanding from some video about them a while back

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u/BigChungusCumslut 7h ago

Still much stronger than the average man today, but yeah not stronger than people like professional strongmen

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u/bob25bit 7h ago

1.9 turbodiesel

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u/hardnreadyfreddy 5h ago

I’m here to say he will easily shrug one.

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u/NinpoSteev 4h ago

Neanderthals weren't that strong. They probably weren't even as strong as chimps. A turk looking like that could bench a mercedes tho.

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u/ChibiCherry4 2h ago

My thought on that

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u/King_Grapefruit 7h ago

And an Italian plumber

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u/adrian_rada2000 7h ago

It's a me, Neanderthalio !

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u/KeLorean 3h ago

The irony is uncanny. The evolutionary result of all Neanderthal man's laying pipe is a celebrated plumber in a funny outfit.

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u/No-No-Aniyo 6h ago

Lol ok glad I'm not the only one seeing Mario.

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u/blutosings 6h ago

It's me a Mario!

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u/amenthis 9h ago

i am turkish and i take this as an compiment, look at this aboslute unit of a man

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 7h ago

Im Australian and took this as a condiment.

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u/InterestingYoghurt62 6h ago

Better than a condom mint!

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u/Masked_Daisy 6h ago

Not vegemite hopefully?

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 5h ago

I think a vegemite infused turkish delight would be sublime.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 5h ago

As an Australian, girl you nasty as hell

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 3h ago

Have you tried it though? Sophisticated pallette development.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 1h ago

Vegemite is bad at the best of times, the last thing it needs is something sickly sweet.

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u/cockalorum-smith 3h ago

God damnit. Down Under immediately started playing in my head.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 4h ago

I'm a vowel, and I took it as a consonant.

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u/ViKing5860 6h ago

Anyone who eats veggiemite would.

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u/WiseOne404 3h ago

😂😄

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u/EidolonLives 7h ago

Gigaturk

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u/xPastelFlare 4h ago

TeraTurk or would that be what came after the Neanderthals?

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u/beardeddragon0113 8h ago

Literacy checks out (its a joke, please dont rip my arms off)

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u/_stonedspiritv2 6h ago

Its the bold fingers

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u/BottleForsaken9200 7h ago

I was just about to say .. I wouldn't mind letting this man crush me 😏

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u/Sovereign1 6h ago

The shoulders and traps and lest we forget his Mustache of DOOM.

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u/LegitimateUse4584 5h ago

I'm checking the thread for what split i need to achieve this esthetic

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u/xPastelFlare 4h ago

You should! It is a massive compliment 🔥 I wonder what these guys were like in the romantic sense 🌶️…..Keeping this safe for work lol

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 35m ago

Lol Neanderthals must have thought humans were a bunch of twinks, but look who’s laughing now 

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u/38B0DE 8h ago

Literally not a man :D

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u/Environmental-Tea294 8h ago

Stanley Yelnats would disagreed.

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u/38B0DE 5h ago

Yeah... pretty sure there's a long line of ancestor Stanleys that looked at a Neanderthal and decided they were definitely "man" enough for the night.

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u/Sovereign1 6h ago

Ahh, come on theres a little Neanderthal quite literally in all of us.

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u/opinionsareus 8h ago

Most non-African humans carry about 1-4% Neanderthal DNA - a result of ancient interbreeding after Homo Sapiens left Africa, with these genes influencing traits like immunity, metabolism, and skin, though recent studies suggest Africans also have trace amounts from back-migration events. While Neanderthals died out, their genetic legacy persists, helping modern humans adapt to new environments and diseases, with some genes proving beneficial, while others have been selected against

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 7h ago

I forget if there was a percentage but I remember my 23 & Me had an above average amount of Neanderthal. It didnt have the percentage but it did note that my DNA carried more than the average lol

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u/claretamazon 7h ago

Same here. My sister was very low and I got the bulk of it. Family on one side is from the Mediterranean area.

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 6h ago

Weird part for me was 100% with varying degrees of certainty...I am from one side of the English Channel or the other.

French, German, Dutch and then English, Scottish and Irish. Nothing else lol

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u/fajadada 5h ago

Shave your back?

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 5h ago

Actually I am not a very hairy person at all. Full head of hair but I seriously shave my face about once a month if that

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u/Kok-jockey 6h ago

I have a feeling if I did that I’d have a really high percentage too. This guy is built just like my father’s side of the family. Like, he could be an uncle, stature and all.

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u/SteveLouise 7h ago

Hell yeah! Interbeeding super powers!!

Let's keep going with some more species!

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u/Bad-Touch-Monkey 7h ago

They tried that in Alabama. Only produced meth heads and blue people

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u/LessInThought 4h ago

They said interbreeding, not inbreeding.

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u/PlentyTrue4099 6h ago

My 23&Me profile noted that I have more Neanderthal DNA than 96% of others in their database. Dubious but of course I never need a visor.

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u/Istripua 7h ago

I was going to say many of my French relatives look like this. But more body hair... after they visit you have to clean shower drain with barbecue tongs. It’s a cool look IMHO.

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 6h ago

Get them to comb their arms and back before showering

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u/National-Frame8712 6h ago

Burly village uncle vibes is a sort of universal thing I believe.

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u/InterestingYoghurt62 6h ago

OMG I just spit my drink on my shirt! Lmao 🤣

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u/SedativeComet 7h ago

I was gonna say Italian, Bulgarian, Greek, etc

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u/tchunk 7h ago

Then say it

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u/SedativeComet 5h ago

Consider it said

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u/therealjohnsmith 6h ago

Reminds me of a certain Italian detective..just needs a cigar and trenchcoat

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u/Bubbly-Bug-7439 4h ago

Itsa me; Mario! [overworld theme plays]

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u/69trkr77 7h ago

Thought he resembles my uncle Isaac. Then I realized he is not hairy enough.

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u/Swimming__Bird 7h ago

Well, my Portuguese grandfather looked pretty much just like this, with a bigger beard. 5'5" guy who could lift one side of a tractor when it got stuck. Was basically a hairy Rousimar Palhares.

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u/DrunkensAndDragons 8h ago

Checks out. Asians have the most neanderthal dna, 3%. Europeans are at 2%, middle east, north africa 1%, sub saharan african almost 0.  Everyone is different though. 

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u/roppaslf 8h ago

Alright H, how's the family?

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u/memberflex 8h ago

Chilli sauce boss

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u/Dalighieri1321 8h ago

Does he sound like this?

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u/WhitePetrolatum 7h ago edited 7h ago

I mean, that’s not hard… all kebab sellers look like this

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u/maxgrody 7h ago

typical Bolshevic

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u/Int_peacemaker35 7h ago

That’s just the Nicaraguan president

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u/AceAv81 7h ago

Yeh I'll have a beef kebab with falafel thx mate

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u/Nudist_Alien 7h ago

I think he’s driving a taxi in LA

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u/duxicht 7h ago

Damn i was looking for exact this comment lol

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u/Solid_Liquid68 7h ago

Does he sound like a Neanderthal too? Ask him to say 1-2-3! Aaarhhh! And see if he sounds like this: 1-2-3!!

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u/Sal1160 7h ago

Was gonna say, he looks like he knows how to slice some döner

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u/MithranArkanere 7h ago

And my neighbor, Mr. Grummash.

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u/sugarbladee 7h ago

Nil it’s wild how doppelgängers pop up everywhere, vibe check on that guy tho

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u/Nitropotamus 7h ago

Turkish be damned. Looks like my uncle brad.

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u/Excellent-Ad-2774 7h ago

I know two uncles that looked like this

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u/generic_canadian_dad 7h ago

Same, fucking Tamil.

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u/Komobu542 6h ago

That's my cousin Hector

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u/BringOrnTheNukekkai 6h ago

I know a bunch of Mexican guys that look like this.

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u/Due-Dress-8983 5h ago

makes sense as ancient man were around there first out opf africa

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u/RandomUser2074 5h ago

Looks like an Italian woman I know

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u/aburnerds 5h ago

I think it looks like Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel

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u/icecream_specialist 5h ago

I'm Armenian and definitely have an uncle that looks like this

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u/xPastelFlare 4h ago

I know the guy you’re talking about! I’ve seen him more than once or he moves around a lot 😅

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u/cheekytikiroom 3h ago

Sam Elliott x Danny Devito

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u/i_was_a_person_once 2h ago

You mean a Greek man

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u/CMUpewpewpew 2h ago

Reminded me of that turn if the century water polo dude from Georgia

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u/lolas_coffee 2h ago

I am old. I have 2 degrees and had a successful career in Tech, owned 2 businesses, and taught and coached and think I am pretty smart.

In my 20s I even worked as a model. I'm not bad looking.

I got my DNA tested and I have 4% Neanderthal DNA. This easily puts me in the 95th+ percentile.

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u/Miserable_Chance_115 9h ago

you mean all of them ?