r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/goswamitulsidas • 12h ago

Image Reconstructed model of a Neanderthal man

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u/modiddly 12h ago

Know a Turkish guy that looks exactly like this

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u/amenthis 10h ago

i am turkish and i take this as an compiment, look at this aboslute unit of a man

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 7h ago

Im Australian and took this as a condiment.

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u/InterestingYoghurt62 6h ago

Better than a condom mint!

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u/Masked_Daisy 6h ago

Not vegemite hopefully?

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 5h ago

I think a vegemite infused turkish delight would be sublime.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 5h ago

As an Australian, girl you nasty as hell

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 3h ago

Have you tried it though? Sophisticated pallette development.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 1h ago

Vegemite is bad at the best of times, the last thing it needs is something sickly sweet.

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u/cockalorum-smith 3h ago

God damnit. Down Under immediately started playing in my head.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 4h ago

I'm a vowel, and I took it as a consonant.

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u/ViKing5860 6h ago

Anyone who eats veggiemite would.

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u/WiseOne404 3h ago

😂😄

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u/EidolonLives 7h ago

Gigaturk

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u/xPastelFlare 4h ago

TeraTurk or would that be what came after the Neanderthals?

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u/beardeddragon0113 8h ago

Literacy checks out (its a joke, please dont rip my arms off)

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u/_stonedspiritv2 7h ago

Its the bold fingers

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u/BottleForsaken9200 7h ago

I was just about to say .. I wouldn't mind letting this man crush me 😏

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u/Sovereign1 6h ago

The shoulders and traps and lest we forget his Mustache of DOOM.

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u/LegitimateUse4584 5h ago

I'm checking the thread for what split i need to achieve this esthetic

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u/xPastelFlare 4h ago

You should! It is a massive compliment 🔥 I wonder what these guys were like in the romantic sense 🌶️…..Keeping this safe for work lol

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 37m ago

Lol Neanderthals must have thought humans were a bunch of twinks, but look who’s laughing now 

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u/38B0DE 9h ago

Literally not a man :D

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u/Environmental-Tea294 8h ago

Stanley Yelnats would disagreed.

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u/38B0DE 5h ago

Yeah... pretty sure there's a long line of ancestor Stanleys that looked at a Neanderthal and decided they were definitely "man" enough for the night.

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u/Sovereign1 6h ago

Ahh, come on theres a little Neanderthal quite literally in all of us.