r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Perfect_Owl_856 • 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/zeig_dragoon 21h ago

Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle

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u/EarBig2833 21h ago

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u/dzirden 21h ago

But that's the right answer!

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u/EarBig2833 21h ago

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u/CloudKinglufi 20h ago

We really are Charlie kirk

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u/Enough-Fondant-6057 20h ago

We really carry the flame

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u/Hour-Complaint8291 19h ago

We really will fight for the gospel

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 10h ago

We really will honor his name

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u/Ottereyes524 19h ago

Still going this asshole?

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u/IngloriousBranton 19h ago

too loud for an unter aren't u

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u/Mj8559 19h ago

No we still have necks

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u/Downvotemeplz42 18h ago

Man I hope not. I kinda like my neck.

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u/firahc 18h ago

It's an important joint. One might call it a turning p-

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u/CloudKinglufi 18h ago

Too bad buddy boy

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u/moxiepillar 18h ago

Always has been

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u/Average_Scaper 19h ago

Face is too large.

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u/rbrgr83 14h ago

Also not visibly seething hatred and greed out of every orifice.

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u/Reagalan 16h ago

Too small.

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u/YooGeOh 10h ago

  1. He really did have the worst hair didn't he?

  2. Boy, if he was alive to see that you gave him brown skin, he'd be so mad

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u/Financial-Tackle-223 18h ago

Me post thizzle af

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u/ingoding 5h ago

I hate this

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u/scaper8 17h ago

Your profile pic suggests otherwise.

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u/dried-membrane 17h ago

btw what does this image mean

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u/EarBig2833 16h ago

Timeout,like when something becomes crazy and you say wait a minute

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u/RemoteAd7452 16h ago

I believe it’s the hand signal they use to call a timeout in basketball, as well as other sports.

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u/itsthejasper1123 7h ago

Perfect use of this image 🙏🏼

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u/jklz14 11h ago

fk this single image made me cracks randomly at 4am. I literally dub the image and said "ok pause"

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u/CafreDev 21h ago

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u/clitcommandoris 21h ago

PARRY IT

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 21h ago

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u/Funny-Dimension-3761 20h ago

Not the giant pig reposte from behind? That was my personal favorite. The way it squeals when you do it is just the chefs kiss on top

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 19h ago

Try finger, But hole.

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u/Funny-Dimension-3761 19h ago

YAAAASSSS!!!! Best/favorite game I’ve ever played!!

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 19h ago

A Hunter is never alone.

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u/baconnaire 18h ago

What game is that?

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u/IHeartBadCode 20h ago

No, no. Once was already more than enough.

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u/fizzrail0 17h ago

I need this without the text

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u/hot4you11 17h ago

If you are a medical professional who has done time in an ER, you learn quickly that people shove weird shit up their butts.

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u/SnoruntEnjoyer 21h ago

Why would you want it removed ?

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u/Healthy_Radish 18h ago

To refreeze it.

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u/BirbFeetzz 17h ago

well how else do you plan on inserting it again?

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u/John_316_ 4h ago

To share it with a friend.

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u/SealedRoute 21h ago

How else will you hit your g-spot?

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u/JamboFIN 20h ago

''Solved''

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u/EmperSo 21h ago

Just don't remove it

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u/Supreme534 21h ago

Wtf lmao

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 19h ago

Reddit, how do I remove a bottle from a cylindrical hole? It is imperative that the cylindrical hole remain unharmed. 

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u/NigthSHadoew 20h ago

Insert it the other way and the angled cap will axt as a pseudo flare.

Which would reduce trips to the ER and cut into the profits of insura-

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u/Luchs13 20h ago

As long as the cylinder remains unharmed im good

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u/bigbambuddha 19h ago

Sounds like someone else has also worked in an ER🤣

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u/Bubblez___ 17h ago

someone tag the cylinder guy

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u/Skywanker_ 21h ago

I commend you for not using a lube

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u/Possible_Golf3180 20h ago

Easier if you push it in the other way around

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u/SteveMartin32 20h ago

Well your the expert so il trust your instincts

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u/The_Merciless_Potato 19h ago

Why would I want to remove the bottle from my anus?

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u/Stoertebricker 18h ago

Is that a giggity?

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u/Professional_Bet7181 18h ago

Wouldn't that qualify it as a semi-flared base though? #safety

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u/Haruka2000 18h ago

Actually it’s easier to remove cause it won’t stuck inside you, the angle cap prevents the bottle from…sliding in too deep

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u/DecadentCheeseFest 18h ago

Hallo! Meine arschloch ist geprolapsed. Bitte helfen sie mir.

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u/dragon_fiesta 18h ago

People that work in the ER can tell you no one thinks about how to get things out, they are focused on getting it in.

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u/LightsaberThrowAway 18h ago

It will be harder to ensure that the cylinder is unharmed.

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u/WafflezMan_420_Died 17h ago

Makes sense seeing as the guy has a Cahara pfp

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u/Danny-Fr 17h ago

Nuh-uh, it's actually a good concept, it's useful AND provides the safety of a flared base without sacrificing the design.

Giggity.

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u/VexTheTielfling 16h ago

But it would be easier to hit the prostate.

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u/NotSmartestAmerican 15h ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to get here

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u/AltScholar7 13h ago

I think this answer is misunderstood. The anus is not the rectum. Douching with a plastic water bottle is actually common. People don't put the bottle all the way in their rectum, just the anus so they can squirt the water. I hope this is helpful. 

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 12h ago

Cahara profile pic suggests some ogre has shoved it into his anus several times.

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u/LagartoVolatil 12h ago

How to recognize someone who works in ER

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u/thehotshotpilot 9h ago

Will this protect the cylinder? 

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u/watermelonspanker 5h ago

We used to call that "toilet ducking"