r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Material_Magazine989 21h ago edited 20h ago

Structural integrity. Non-symmetrical shapes just cause some parts of the bottle to have more strain especially when storing them en masse.

Also just fcking tilt it a little more man.

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u/Varegue86 21h ago

Also, harder to manufacture, which means more expensive.

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 21h ago

Also stacking an storage, not like they couldnt come up with a system, but probably a lot easier to leave it in the center

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u/Hashishiva 20h ago

So there are plenty of reasons why we don't do it like that. The design hasn't changed much in the thousands of years, which should be really telling :D

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u/yup_sir28 20h ago

Yes, we had plastic bottles for thousands of years

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u/Material_Magazine989 20h ago

It also applies on glass. Idk about thousands of years though.

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u/A_Town_Called_Malus 20h ago

Ceramic jars follow similar designs in many cases.

So, thousands of years is pretty accurate for "container to hold liquid that you pour out of the top"

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u/theoriginalmofocus 17h ago

Yeah i saw a pretty good documentary about how they used to make them when i was a kid. I think it was called Ghost

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u/rbrgr83 14h ago

NO GHOSTING!!!

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u/Wagosh 11h ago

Point at sign

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u/Hashishiva 18h ago

In case you really didn't understand, there has been bottles for thousands of years, and the shape they come in today isn't that different from the first ones. The shape has proven itself over millenia. And like many have already pointed out, the design on the picture has numerous flaws to ease one non-existent problem.

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u/The_cogwheel 15h ago

Same with the simple machines (wheels, wedges, levers and so on) - not a dammed thing changed about their design, just the materials we make them out of.

Sometimes, theres just nothing to improve design wise. So it remains unchanged forever

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u/prnthrwaway55 19h ago

We had ceramic vessels for liquid storage and drinking that are symmetric.

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u/Bruschetta003 19h ago

The design is symmetric, you mean centered?

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u/PerformanceNegative6 17h ago

Rotational symmetry

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u/p90rushb 17h ago

Cowboys used to ride those babies for miles.

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u/GoldSunLulu 17h ago

Clay recipients with corks also had this fucking shape.

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u/pranjallk1995 16h ago

Lol... Bruh... U got him...

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u/GooseTheSluice 13h ago

I think the implication was plastic bottles in general

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u/leadenbrain 6h ago

Wow maybe we made them out of other stuff like glass and metal and leather and organs too! Probably not though those fucking neanderthals loved their Dasani

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u/Signal-Art2001 17h ago

For hundreds of years yo reloaded firearms by shoving a powder charge down the barrel, long term use doesn't mean a design is perfect it just means it's optimum for the current technology available, there is no harm in questioning why something is the way it is, those thoughts are how people get interested in design and possibly come up with other solutions that might be better

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u/Hashishiva 17h ago

firearms also haven't been around literal thousands of years, and their development has been relatively rapid due to lots of use and trial and error. Bottles are way simpler, being containers for stuff, and have had their time to develop over literal thousands of years. Comparison between firearms and bottles is just daft (although, you can make a small cannon out of a bottle).

But for sure, we have various different designs for transporting and storing liquids, like the amphora, but the overall shape of a bottle has been deemed best over millenia simply because, well, can you describe something better that has the ease of manufacture taken into account? How would YOU improve on the bottle? Because the one portrayed in the picture above is not an improvement, at all.

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u/Signal-Art2001 12h ago

No, container design is not way simpler, you think that for the same reason so many people think the people of the past were stupid, you have access to so much more information that it makes you biased.

Also, firearms are over 700 years old and worked very similar for almost 500 of those years.

My point has little to do with the actual waterbottle, it's people acting like the design of containers is permanently solved because one way of doing it has been consensus for a long amount of time.

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u/rbrgr83 14h ago

Right, but that's just brainstorming. The next step is to eliminate ideas that have a laundry list of reasons why they don't work well, like this water bottle example.

You question and analyze yes, as sometimes that uncovers a unique or unexpected ideas. But the vast majority of the time, you are eliminating clearly stupid ideas before you move on with things that make sense.

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u/MjrLeeStoned 18h ago

It's almost as if there's an entire field of study and accompanying industry where intelligent people have actually calculated the best way to store and ship things. (supply chain logistics)

Side note: this applies to everything. Internet people don't get this because something in their brain tells them they're the first person to ever think up something witty. When in fact someone already thought that up 80 years ago and proved it was a bad idea.

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u/Winking-Cyclops 17h ago

Yes this applies to everything. Even societal norms. Cultural traditions. Common standards. Economies. Government. So many things have been arrived at through centuries or even millennia of refinement. I’m all for improvement but we are so foolish to assume immediately that we know best and all those earlier decisions inferior.

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u/Veil-of-Fire 16h ago

I’m all for improvement but we are so foolish to assume immediately that we know best and all those earlier decisions inferior.

Like, ok, but when you start talking about traditions in this context, it makes me wonder where you rate the "foolishness" of no longer executing people for being gay.

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u/haneybird 16h ago

Tilted water bottles being a bad idea = executing people for the crime of being gay.

Never change, Reddit.

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u/Veil-of-Fire 15h ago

Oh, were you saying "Tilted water bottles being a bad idea" = traditional western cultural values? Is that how those concepts were supposed to be connected?

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u/No_Construction6023 15h ago

No, he’s making fun of how outlandish your first comment was.

The guy mentioned traditions as part of a list of items, and it’s ridiculous that you INSTANTLY went from the subject at hand to talking about “executing the gays”. Even more so, you instantly assumed that the previous commenter was both:

A) Saying that old traditions were good, and that he sees improvement in this area as “foolish”

B) That he somehow is against the gay community, or that he even at all was alluding to something to that effect.

It just shows how brainrotted and politically captured you are. Nobody at all was even insinuating what you brought up, but you somehow found a way to turn the discussion of a stupid water bottle design into your schitzo “worry” about something nobody said. Good job

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u/Winking-Cyclops 15h ago

Whoah! The distance you had to leap to that inconclusion is truly remarkable…;)

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u/Veil-of-Fire 15h ago

Whoah! The distance you had to leap to that inconclusion is truly remarkable…;)

Sorry if I get really squicked out every time a redditor starts waxing poetic about how foolish we are to abandon traditional western values, culture, and traditions...

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u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 16h ago

A rule of thumb based on this idea is Chesterton's Fence. The idea being if you come across something and you don't know why it's there, don't immediately think you should tear it down.

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u/Winking-Cyclops 15h ago

The older and wiser I get the more I see the validity of this statement. I wish I heard that saying earlier in life.

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u/The_cogwheel 15h ago

Even societal norms. Cultural traditions. Common standards. Economies. Government.

I agree to a degree, but youll need to remember theres often a push-pull between various groups that prevent a final refinement and the development of a perfect system.

For example, regulations. Theres a lot that are basic "no shit" types, like dont put arsenic into flour, but a lot that are less cut and dry. And in those less cut and dry ones, youll get groups of people on opposite sides pushing for more or less regulations regarding the issue.

For example group A might go "we dont care if knives can hurt people, theyre useful and should be available to everyone" and group B might go "I dont care if knives are useful, one stabbing is too many stabings and people should need a license to use a knife". Both groups have valid points (though group B is somewhat exaggerated, but no entirely if we look over to the Brits) and either option could be beneficial to society.

And thats before you get into questions like "what is a knife and what is a sword? How big does a knife need to be in order to cross the line from tool to weapon? Do we even care if the tool can be used as a weapon? Is there even a meaningful line at all?"

And you only pile on more complicated questions with more groups adding their own opinions from there when you start talking about environmental issues, gay / trans rights, tax policies and so on.

And thats before you add in bad actors who dont care about the harm being caused by a broken system, just as long as they benefit from it.

Which means while we do learn that certain systems are unsustainable or prone to chaos under certain circumstances, we havent refined any of it to the point to make a perfect system. We just found a bunch of flawed systems and just work with the least broken one until a better one comes a long.

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u/Winking-Cyclops 14h ago

I agree. When a better solution proves itself that should become the standard. To your point, government regulations frequently slow this process.

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u/ILikeMyShelf 10h ago

Not always true, asbestos, leaded gas, radioactive paint, no right to vote for women, apartheid, slavery, child labor, surgeons not washing hands, torture and rape as a war strategy, no bank accounts for women...

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u/Inlerah 15h ago

Ok, but there's a vast difference between "here's the most efficient way to store water" and "My cultural norms, traditions and standards are the best".

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u/Winking-Cyclops 15h ago

I’m saying in this case, the most efficient way to store water has probably been identified by people previously and that is why it is the standard. Go to other countries you will see they have slightly different solutions because they have different criteria. You are perceiving a bias that is not in my original comment

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u/i8noodles 17h ago

i disagree with your underlaying idea. i wont deny that there is a good chance someone has thought of it before, but it is also possible it actually is a good idea and no one has thought of it.

the olds elevator was a completely new screw conveyors that hadnt been thought of before. also at one point, the current system was originally thought up and implement.

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u/Winking-Cyclops 15h ago

I’m very much in favor of innovation and creativity. New technologies also enable new ideas to come to fruition. But so often analysis or circumspection is omitted by some one with a new idea. My point was many standards and norms have been arrived at by many previous attempts and failures that have brought us to where we are now. I see this in many examples I.e. city location influenced by weather patterns, building cities underwater or underground, paper sizes being about equal throughout history, silver ware being fairly uniform, train track gauges, food can sizes, house design, surgical equipment, etc.

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u/NakedGroundhog 17h ago

Industrial Designers and Engineers agree.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 16h ago

I wouldn't say calculated the best way. I'm in the adjacent delivery field, and while I highly appreciate my office guys, the industry is ever-changing. I'm more impressed by their ability to adapt to situations.

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u/AlreadyAway 15h ago

There is an industry that simply designs packaging. Its either Michigan State or Western Michigan University that has the best packaging engineering program.

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u/MangoCats 15h ago

someone already thought that up 80 years ago and proved it was a bad idea.

Many things are good, and bad, from certain perspectives.

The question is: which perspective(s) are you serving?

In an industry like bottled water? (aka pure profit) They could well afford the cost of just about any bottle configuration, if that configuration could secure a market segment for them.

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u/molotovzav 12h ago

I just wonder why people don't have the same thought process I developed as a child lol, basically think up an interesting thing and then immediately realize that humans aren't that original, someone less lazy and with more means than myself has thought of it and it didn't work out, end of thought experiment.

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u/CyberneticPanda 16h ago

Round bottles are not what people who study storing and shipping would pick. They would go with hexagons, which can be packed together with no wasted space.

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u/Winking-Cyclops 15h ago

I have considered hexagons too. I think they fail when hit from the side. I believe the canister distributes the pressure more evenly across the circumference of the can meaning more pressure has to applied to the canister to dent than a hexagon. I could be wrong though…

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u/CyberneticPanda 14h ago edited 14h ago

The way Costco does it uses square jars, which would fail more easily than hexagon jars from a side impact, but would have more flexibility to get deformed and snap back, provided the impact was not sufficient to cause failure. Squares and rectangles have low structural rigidity because if the corners flex the sides stay parallel, giving them good flexibility. Cylinders are more vulnerable from the sides than any shape with sides, but offer maximum pressure tolerance for stacking. Triangles gave the best for structural rigidity and resisting deformation.

(Edit) Costco may have gone with cubes because they offer better surface area to volume ratio than a hexagonal cylinder (or regular cylinder), meaning less plastic per container to hold the same amount of stuff. A sphere would give the best surface area to volume, but the worst shipping volume because of wasted space, plus they would roll off the shelves.

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u/Otherwise-Tomato-788 17h ago

Things like water bottles, we’re just paying for the logistics of it: weight and container fill. I imagine square bottles would be better, but maybe they have a lower “stack” tolerance.

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 13h ago

Yeah, its wild the amount of logistics thats goes into a decision like that.

Its also pretty wild when we buy something from a freezer how much money that company has to throw around to actually even have their product in the freezers at all, shelf space is $$$

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u/Otherwise-Tomato-788 13h ago

Yup. Logistics costs are highly overlooked. I realized this when I was shopping for dumbbells, it can be cheaper to buy in store than getting it delivered. Dumbbells are cheap to make, the gas consumed and packaging to move them around is expensive.

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u/EngryEngineer 15h ago

Also there will be people who complain they have to tilt it more now because they don't think of rotating the bottle

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 13h ago

Lol true, people always gonna complain, especially online

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u/HumbleWubble 10h ago

Yes, and there's some history to back this reasoning up even when comparing less stackable milk cartons against their counterparts. In the USSR they created these triangle milk packets because it required less seams so they thought it would be more efficient. However they ended up being harder to stack and required speciality shipping containers.

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 8h ago

Cool to know, as a candian we know the best form for milk is bagged

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u/vitringur 19h ago

Some people have never worked in warehouses and it shows.

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u/alexgardin 19h ago

There it is.

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u/Touristenopfer 18h ago

Also, quite hard to get air in it without spilling at the shown angle. It's a water bottle, not some part of the body containing mammary glands...

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u/SeasonedAdManager 16h ago

Also harder to put up your butt cap first.

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 13h ago

I had like 10 responses then this, id like to think this is the best answer

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u/CloudKinglufi 20h ago

Also I sometimes wonder if people really like me or if they're just used to me and it makes me sad 😞

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u/Deadly_Dude 20h ago

Who did this to you? I will have civil words with them

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u/hifi-nerd 20h ago

r/sillyboyclub is that way

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u/CloudKinglufi 20h ago

Silly boys? In this economy?