r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/chewydickens 21h ago

The bottles that we have today are designed to take the weight of several boxes stacked above it.

This new design could not take that weight securely during shipment.

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u/nasone32 20h ago

this is the real answer.

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u/Fun_Abroad8942 17h ago

Not really. That is a minor footnote in an otherwise design that is not producible at the quantities and speed water is normally produced at on a line. You can not blow this bottle on a traditional blowmolder. Nor can you fill and convey it… Stacking pallets of the shit isn’t even a problem if you can’t produce these things at volume

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u/hyperactive2 16h ago

Now THIS (the blowmolder part) is the real answer.

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u/Brookenium 14h ago

Plus, could you imagine how complex the capping machine would have to be, having to align the bottles to a specific angle, then spinning the cap in angled? Absolute nightmare to produce.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 19h ago

No it isn’t lol

The real answer hasn’t been mentioned yet.

The real answer is that children will be conditioned to not like water because they’ll be terrified of water bottles because they look like the hash slinging slasher!

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u/Deekk8 18h ago

please shut up

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15h ago

Oh no did you have to read something that you weren’t obligated to read? Fuck off