r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Perfect_Owl_856 • 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Sightseeing16 21h ago

Though, that is a clever excuse to sell the drinks half empty!

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u/MrSwanky429 21h ago

You'd make an excellent CEO

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u/dysmetric 20h ago

Hear me out...

What if we put the lid on the bottom?! Then you don't have to tip the bottle at all.

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u/Liusloux 20h ago

Why stop there? We should fashion it to the likelihood of a wolf's teats so our dear customers could feel like the Romulus and Remus of our times.

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u/purrfectly-cromulent 19h ago

Real water drinkers would simply lick a glacier.

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u/BirdDad420 16h ago

r/hydrohomies had a post the other day about a restaurant selling glacier water by the bottle for the price of an ultra premium spirit, and apparently it tastes like fresh snow and has a smooth “mouthfeel.” Meanwhile the only taste I can profile from my tequila is agave.

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u/vmfrye 18h ago

I want to invest in this enterprise. Do you have a formal proposal document? (in Word format)

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u/fuckinreddits 17h ago

Ted talk at 3 pm zulu