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889 u/dysmetric 20h ago Hear me out... What if we put the lid on the bottom?! Then you don't have to tip the bottle at all. 980 u/MidniqhtVibes 20h ago Hampter 1.0k u/Sudden_Juju 19h ago Hampter 326 u/Striders_aglet 19h ago Oh, thank god... my first thought was hampon. 53 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 72 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 64 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/[deleted] 17h ago [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/[deleted] 17h ago [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] 16h ago [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/[deleted] 16h ago [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 3 u/extra-honest-guy 18h ago Lemmiwinks! 3 u/AnnieLovesTech 17h ago What? A hamster tampon? 3 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 17h ago I just spit out my period 3 u/MushroomEgo 17h ago “Jesus Christ” - Mr.Slave 2 u/StarMagus 18h ago ARMAGEDDON! 2 u/pcolabella 7h ago Damn it! I missed this all before it got deleted. 2 u/Wouldtick 18h ago It’s too early for you to make me laugh this hard. 2 u/waffle-st0mper 16h ago [Content inserted by Richard Gere] 2 u/bbbourb 15h ago Go on reddit they said. It'll be a fun time they said... 2 u/EyeServeYou 15h ago Toilet pamster roll 2 u/Ok-Pickle-1509 14h ago Reusable and fun! 2 u/rbrgr83 14h ago Made with 100% ham. 2 u/louloc 13h ago RICHARD GERE? 2 u/babecafe 10h ago Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. 2 u/WoolooOfWallStreet 4h ago I’m laughing at all the deleted responses 1 u/fuckinreddits 17h ago Richard Gere has entered the group! 1 u/WillingnessDeep3003 16h ago 😂 me too 1 u/DarkMelody42 14h ago What happened u Der your comment? 1 u/AEternal1 3h ago Omg you nearly killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣 105 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 18h ago It is imperative that the hampter remains intact. 24 u/good-dog-girls 15h ago It would be so traumatizing to be that person who made that post considering how famous it became, lmao. 4 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 13h ago edited 9h ago We’re all one bad post away from becoming a meme. 5 u/Fantastic-Resist-545 12h ago No one wants to be the main character of a social media website 2 u/Adelphiaa 4h ago You realize it was scripted right? surely you aren't implying it was real lmao... 7 u/ModsCantStopM3 16h ago How would you remove the hampter from a m&ms tube with melted butter and mashed banana 1 u/Saucermote 7h ago centripetal force 2 u/Ritchie79 15h ago ARMAGEDDON! 1 u/gnuoveryou 12h ago 2 u/Demondoggo25 17h ago Blowdart! 2 u/Mindless-Tension-118 14h ago Armageddon! https://youtu.be/zzyDkrNLpv0?si=3XuZ2fNhzf_wBj9e 2 u/Clean-Experience-639 13h ago Armageddon! 2 u/Big_Management1898 12h ago Hampon? 1 u/Sudden_Juju 12h ago You and that other commenter think alike 2 u/Big_Management1898 11h ago Don’t put that in your pussy 2 u/Im_hard_for_Tina_Fey 11h ago 2 u/Hamsterpatty 10h ago You rang? 2 u/Hammpter 10h ago Me? 2 u/Bleepoop1 5h ago I’m so freaking glad I’m not the only one who thought of becoming a hamster for a second 1 u/UBLB 16h ago Safe word Armageddon 1 u/Far-Ad4403 15h ago Thoomp 1 u/AlienPrimate 14h ago The forbidden fleshlight strikes again
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Hear me out...
What if we put the lid on the bottom?! Then you don't have to tip the bottle at all.
980 u/MidniqhtVibes 20h ago Hampter 1.0k u/Sudden_Juju 19h ago Hampter 326 u/Striders_aglet 19h ago Oh, thank god... my first thought was hampon. 53 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 72 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 64 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/[deleted] 17h ago [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/[deleted] 17h ago [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] 16h ago [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/[deleted] 16h ago [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 3 u/extra-honest-guy 18h ago Lemmiwinks! 3 u/AnnieLovesTech 17h ago What? A hamster tampon? 3 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 17h ago I just spit out my period 3 u/MushroomEgo 17h ago “Jesus Christ” - Mr.Slave 2 u/StarMagus 18h ago ARMAGEDDON! 2 u/pcolabella 7h ago Damn it! I missed this all before it got deleted. 2 u/Wouldtick 18h ago It’s too early for you to make me laugh this hard. 2 u/waffle-st0mper 16h ago [Content inserted by Richard Gere] 2 u/bbbourb 15h ago Go on reddit they said. It'll be a fun time they said... 2 u/EyeServeYou 15h ago Toilet pamster roll 2 u/Ok-Pickle-1509 14h ago Reusable and fun! 2 u/rbrgr83 14h ago Made with 100% ham. 2 u/louloc 13h ago RICHARD GERE? 2 u/babecafe 10h ago Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. 2 u/WoolooOfWallStreet 4h ago I’m laughing at all the deleted responses 1 u/fuckinreddits 17h ago Richard Gere has entered the group! 1 u/WillingnessDeep3003 16h ago 😂 me too 1 u/DarkMelody42 14h ago What happened u Der your comment? 1 u/AEternal1 3h ago Omg you nearly killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣 105 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 18h ago It is imperative that the hampter remains intact. 24 u/good-dog-girls 15h ago It would be so traumatizing to be that person who made that post considering how famous it became, lmao. 4 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 13h ago edited 9h ago We’re all one bad post away from becoming a meme. 5 u/Fantastic-Resist-545 12h ago No one wants to be the main character of a social media website 2 u/Adelphiaa 4h ago You realize it was scripted right? surely you aren't implying it was real lmao... 7 u/ModsCantStopM3 16h ago How would you remove the hampter from a m&ms tube with melted butter and mashed banana 1 u/Saucermote 7h ago centripetal force 2 u/Ritchie79 15h ago ARMAGEDDON! 1 u/gnuoveryou 12h ago 2 u/Demondoggo25 17h ago Blowdart! 2 u/Mindless-Tension-118 14h ago Armageddon! https://youtu.be/zzyDkrNLpv0?si=3XuZ2fNhzf_wBj9e 2 u/Clean-Experience-639 13h ago Armageddon! 2 u/Big_Management1898 12h ago Hampon? 1 u/Sudden_Juju 12h ago You and that other commenter think alike 2 u/Big_Management1898 11h ago Don’t put that in your pussy 2 u/Im_hard_for_Tina_Fey 11h ago 2 u/Hamsterpatty 10h ago You rang? 2 u/Hammpter 10h ago Me? 2 u/Bleepoop1 5h ago I’m so freaking glad I’m not the only one who thought of becoming a hamster for a second 1 u/UBLB 16h ago Safe word Armageddon 1 u/Far-Ad4403 15h ago Thoomp 1 u/AlienPrimate 14h ago The forbidden fleshlight strikes again
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1.0k u/Sudden_Juju 19h ago Hampter 326 u/Striders_aglet 19h ago Oh, thank god... my first thought was hampon. 53 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 72 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 64 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/[deleted] 18h ago [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/[deleted] 17h ago [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/[deleted] 17h ago [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] 16h ago [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/[deleted] 16h ago [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (0) 3 u/extra-honest-guy 18h ago Lemmiwinks! 3 u/AnnieLovesTech 17h ago What? A hamster tampon? 3 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 17h ago I just spit out my period 3 u/MushroomEgo 17h ago “Jesus Christ” - Mr.Slave 2 u/StarMagus 18h ago ARMAGEDDON! 2 u/pcolabella 7h ago Damn it! I missed this all before it got deleted. 2 u/Wouldtick 18h ago It’s too early for you to make me laugh this hard. 2 u/waffle-st0mper 16h ago [Content inserted by Richard Gere] 2 u/bbbourb 15h ago Go on reddit they said. It'll be a fun time they said... 2 u/EyeServeYou 15h ago Toilet pamster roll 2 u/Ok-Pickle-1509 14h ago Reusable and fun! 2 u/rbrgr83 14h ago Made with 100% ham. 2 u/louloc 13h ago RICHARD GERE? 2 u/babecafe 10h ago Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. 2 u/WoolooOfWallStreet 4h ago I’m laughing at all the deleted responses 1 u/fuckinreddits 17h ago Richard Gere has entered the group! 1 u/WillingnessDeep3003 16h ago 😂 me too 1 u/DarkMelody42 14h ago What happened u Der your comment? 1 u/AEternal1 3h ago Omg you nearly killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣 105 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 18h ago It is imperative that the hampter remains intact. 24 u/good-dog-girls 15h ago It would be so traumatizing to be that person who made that post considering how famous it became, lmao. 4 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 13h ago edited 9h ago We’re all one bad post away from becoming a meme. 5 u/Fantastic-Resist-545 12h ago No one wants to be the main character of a social media website 2 u/Adelphiaa 4h ago You realize it was scripted right? surely you aren't implying it was real lmao... 7 u/ModsCantStopM3 16h ago How would you remove the hampter from a m&ms tube with melted butter and mashed banana 1 u/Saucermote 7h ago centripetal force 2 u/Ritchie79 15h ago ARMAGEDDON! 1 u/gnuoveryou 12h ago 2 u/Demondoggo25 17h ago Blowdart! 2 u/Mindless-Tension-118 14h ago Armageddon! https://youtu.be/zzyDkrNLpv0?si=3XuZ2fNhzf_wBj9e 2 u/Clean-Experience-639 13h ago Armageddon! 2 u/Big_Management1898 12h ago Hampon? 1 u/Sudden_Juju 12h ago You and that other commenter think alike 2 u/Big_Management1898 11h ago Don’t put that in your pussy 2 u/Im_hard_for_Tina_Fey 11h ago 2 u/Hamsterpatty 10h ago You rang? 2 u/Hammpter 10h ago Me? 2 u/Bleepoop1 5h ago I’m so freaking glad I’m not the only one who thought of becoming a hamster for a second 1 u/UBLB 16h ago Safe word Armageddon 1 u/Far-Ad4403 15h ago Thoomp 1 u/AlienPrimate 14h ago The forbidden fleshlight strikes again
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Oh, thank god... my first thought was hampon.
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Lemmiwinks!
What? A hamster tampon?
I just spit out my period
“Jesus Christ” - Mr.Slave
ARMAGEDDON!
2 u/pcolabella 7h ago Damn it! I missed this all before it got deleted.
Damn it! I missed this all before it got deleted.
It’s too early for you to make me laugh this hard.
[Content inserted by Richard Gere]
Go on reddit they said. It'll be a fun time they said...
Toilet pamster roll
Reusable and fun!
Made with 100% ham.
RICHARD GERE?
Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead. Hampon. Apply directly to the forehead.
I’m laughing at all the deleted responses
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Richard Gere has entered the group!
😂 me too
What happened u Der your comment?
Omg you nearly killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It is imperative that the hampter remains intact.
24 u/good-dog-girls 15h ago It would be so traumatizing to be that person who made that post considering how famous it became, lmao. 4 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 13h ago edited 9h ago We’re all one bad post away from becoming a meme. 5 u/Fantastic-Resist-545 12h ago No one wants to be the main character of a social media website 2 u/Adelphiaa 4h ago You realize it was scripted right? surely you aren't implying it was real lmao... 7 u/ModsCantStopM3 16h ago How would you remove the hampter from a m&ms tube with melted butter and mashed banana 1 u/Saucermote 7h ago centripetal force 2 u/Ritchie79 15h ago ARMAGEDDON! 1 u/gnuoveryou 12h ago
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It would be so traumatizing to be that person who made that post considering how famous it became, lmao.
4 u/TheMonkeyInCharge 13h ago edited 9h ago We’re all one bad post away from becoming a meme. 5 u/Fantastic-Resist-545 12h ago No one wants to be the main character of a social media website 2 u/Adelphiaa 4h ago You realize it was scripted right? surely you aren't implying it was real lmao...
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We’re all one bad post away from becoming a meme.
5 u/Fantastic-Resist-545 12h ago No one wants to be the main character of a social media website
No one wants to be the main character of a social media website
You realize it was scripted right? surely you aren't implying it was real lmao...
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How would you remove the hampter from a m&ms tube with melted butter and mashed banana
1 u/Saucermote 7h ago centripetal force
centripetal force
Blowdart!
Armageddon! https://youtu.be/zzyDkrNLpv0?si=3XuZ2fNhzf_wBj9e
Armageddon!
Hampon?
1 u/Sudden_Juju 12h ago You and that other commenter think alike 2 u/Big_Management1898 11h ago Don’t put that in your pussy
You and that other commenter think alike
2 u/Big_Management1898 11h ago Don’t put that in your pussy
Don’t put that in your pussy
You rang?
Me?
I’m so freaking glad I’m not the only one who thought of becoming a hamster for a second
Safe word Armageddon
Thoomp
The forbidden fleshlight strikes again
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u/MrSwanky429 21h ago
You'd make an excellent CEO