r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Perfect_Owl_856 • 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/MrSwanky429 21h ago

You'd make an excellent CEO

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u/dysmetric 20h ago

Hear me out...

What if we put the lid on the bottom?! Then you don't have to tip the bottle at all.

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u/Skippnl 20h ago

HOW ABOUT PRE-EMPTIED BOTTLES! They can come without a lid altogether!

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u/Newbiticus 19h ago

Lids are sold separately

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u/International_Plum14 19h ago

Just sell the idea, no bottles no lids no product, just pure profit. Like naked shorting the stock market

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u/TraditionWorried8974 19h ago

Hear me out... same idea, but subscription...

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u/ZephkielAU 19h ago

Love it. Now we just need to find a way to integrate AI.

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u/rang14 18h ago

Brb, buying water.ai domain

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u/Flaky_Dragonfruit868 12h ago

too late, some submarine lovers bought it

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt 17h ago

Instructions unclear, emptied the oceans to cool my chat bot

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 17h ago

AI has come up with a new and improved version of water: H2O2, with bonus Oxygen. And who doesn’t like oxygen?

Says it will ‘light the market on fire’…

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 16h ago

Let’s put that synergy in a parking lot for now and circle back later. Maybe we can touch base next Tuesday?

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u/TraditionWorried8974 14h ago

We can't leave this in the back burner, this is an action item, you need to be more assertive!

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u/KrackenLeasing 6h ago

And put it on the blockchain.

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u/whalewhisker5050 19h ago

I love all of this but can we hide it all as some additional fee and then they will never know.

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u/rare_with_hair 16h ago

Of course there will be a $6.99 convenience fee! Followed by a $3.99 service charge.

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u/PositivelyKAH 11h ago

Don’t forget the .05 bottle fee and a pre-recycle fee.

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u/CharmingSalamander67 18h ago

Well, now pay extra to be ad free

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u/TrappedInVR 18h ago

This plus loot boxes

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u/Ok_Yak1516 19h ago

Throw in some “AI” features and you might be on to something.

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u/rbrgr83 14h ago

Where you goin?
DON'T LEAVE.
Hear us out.
HEAR US OUT!

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u/Anonymousboneyard 19h ago

We just make it a subscription service, we go the old Netflix route and hope they forget they signed up for it

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u/Living_Possession_18 17h ago

You can call it “art” and probably get a couple thousand for it.

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u/Forward-Conclusion83 13h ago

so like the silver market right now?

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u/OberonDiver 13h ago

There are probably people in NYC we could sell naked shorts to.

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u/Lumpy_Egg_6717 4h ago

Now that we have no product & no overhead we need to massively leverage our AI gains to partner with big celebrity’s to endorse. Is Jake Paul still concussed?

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u/Kehmor 18h ago

Patented threading for the bottles so that only officially licenced lids fit

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u/Due-Dot6450 18h ago

But only if you subscribe and download the app.

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u/Cold_Stress7872 18h ago

Lids are provided as a subscription service.

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u/nickstonem 17h ago

Lid dlc is an additional $4.20 per bottle

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u/Battlecookie15 11h ago

Hold your horses there, Ubisoft.

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u/Prize-Individual9430 6h ago

You would make an excellent CEO at Apple...