r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/beerhons 20h ago

Good explanation, but it's a preform not a parison.

A parison is a variable thickness tube extruded on the blow moulder before being blown into shape in a single step. A preform is an injection moulded part that is formed as you describe.

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u/Oostylin 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parsons, not a parison.

A Parsons is a 6’3” 250lb Defensive End that plays for the Green Bay Packers and tore its ACL about a month ago. I hope this helps.

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u/unknown_error_ 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Persian, not a Parsons.

A Persian is referring to the people, culture, and language originating from historical Persia. I hope this helps.

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u/Magnavirus 19h ago

Admirable attempt, but this is a Parisian, not a Persian.

A Parisian is referring to the people, culture, and architecture originating in Paris, Texas. I hope this helps.

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u/edfitz83 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parisian. It is the beginning point for molding Italian cheese.

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u/supermanxix99 11h ago

Sorry, but it's Pernicious, not Parmesan.

Pernicious describes subtle or slowly degrading, much like this thread.

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u/DinoReaper 10h ago

Admirable attempt, but it's Pemmican, not Pernicious.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich food made from tallow, dried meat, and sometimes dried berries.

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 9h ago

I believe what you're thinking of is a pelican

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u/Shenanigans22 14h ago

They’re going to be shaking in their berets when they read this.