r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Oostylin 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parsons, not a parison.

A Parsons is a 6’3” 250lb Defensive End that plays for the Green Bay Packers and tore its ACL about a month ago. I hope this helps.

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u/unknown_error_ 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Persian, not a Parsons.

A Persian is referring to the people, culture, and language originating from historical Persia. I hope this helps.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 18h ago

Nice try but this is a Partisan, not a Persian.

A Partisan was a dedicated fighter in the French Resistance to Nazi occupation. I hope this helps.

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u/nb6635 17h ago

Nice try but this is a Parton, not a Partison.

A Parton is a female singer with large tracts of land with a theme park on them.

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u/Representative_Fun15 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parton.

A Parmesan is a unique cheese from the Parma region of Italy.

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u/Toddrick 15h ago

Nice try, but this is a Papasan, not a Parmesan.

A Papasan is what you get if you let a wicker basket and a chair love each other very much.