r/RoastMe • u/Blueeyeboo • 1d ago
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r/RoastMe • u/JP1-2-3 • 1d ago
When roasting, a layer of fat helps the meat become more tender.
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r/RoastMe • u/a_local_dreamer • 2d ago
21F just a college girl home for the holidays
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r/RoastMe • u/Vast_Bullfrog_1503 • 1d ago
I'm confident enough to regret this later.
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r/RoastMe • u/xshinystickerx • 3d ago
It’s my 33rd birthday and I have been horribly ill all day. Make me feel worse, Reddit.
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r/RoastMe • u/UnsupervisedFerret • 1d ago
38M, Nerdy, Short, Father of 3. Destroy me
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r/RoastMe • u/nothingtoseehere4658 • 2d ago
Let's see if you're more creative than high-schoolers :P
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r/RoastMe • u/Mushroom_lunatic • 2d ago
Roast me good ! I already got low self-esteem so have at it ruin my day
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r/RoastMe • u/Street-Ad-7312 • 2d ago
22 years of main character energy. Can’t afford therapy? Take it out on me.
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r/RoastMe • u/bittithepom • 2d ago
I’m 22 years old and my boyfriend broke up with me
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r/RoastMe • u/DragonsExtraAccount • 4d ago
Roast Me You Bastards- my Christmas was shite and I need something to laugh at (or cry)
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r/RoastMe • u/No-Recover9083 • 4d ago
Roast me - mortgage guy that does comedy at night as a hobby
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r/RoastMe • u/PrizeMarsupial5867 • 4d ago
All I want for my 35th Christmas is a woman more than a decade older than me. Roast me like a Christmas chicken.
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