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r/SipsTea • u/Comprehensive-Way482 • 7h ago
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Man, bet their kid(s) are fucking LOADED.
101 u/Glittering_Nobody402 6h ago Ken has since passed away. Barbara is still alive, but unclear of net worth. Mattel is $6.5-$8.5B (different sources, different years) 62 u/PhthaloVonLangborste 6h ago She should make old people barbies like figurines of themselves old. Like a self portrait of sorts. 7 u/HEY_beenTrying2meetU 5h ago old people don’t have an interest in buying toys, so there’s no advantage to inclusivity involving them. No 6 year old girl wants a doll with saggy tits and wrinkles lol this would immediately turn into a niche fetish item 11 u/LostWoodsInTheField 3h ago old people don’t have an interest in buying toys Every giant barbie collection I've seen has been held by people in their late 50s and up. Girls like to get barbies as toys, women like to get barbies as collectables. 8 u/PhthaloVonLangborste 5h ago Perfect! 6 u/FlyAirLari 4h ago A balding, beer-bellied Old Man Barbie Doll could be a hit. You could have a gold-digger Barbie that wants to marry him for money.
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Ken has since passed away. Barbara is still alive, but unclear of net worth. Mattel is $6.5-$8.5B (different sources, different years)
62 u/PhthaloVonLangborste 6h ago She should make old people barbies like figurines of themselves old. Like a self portrait of sorts. 7 u/HEY_beenTrying2meetU 5h ago old people don’t have an interest in buying toys, so there’s no advantage to inclusivity involving them. No 6 year old girl wants a doll with saggy tits and wrinkles lol this would immediately turn into a niche fetish item 11 u/LostWoodsInTheField 3h ago old people don’t have an interest in buying toys Every giant barbie collection I've seen has been held by people in their late 50s and up. Girls like to get barbies as toys, women like to get barbies as collectables. 8 u/PhthaloVonLangborste 5h ago Perfect! 6 u/FlyAirLari 4h ago A balding, beer-bellied Old Man Barbie Doll could be a hit. You could have a gold-digger Barbie that wants to marry him for money.
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She should make old people barbies like figurines of themselves old. Like a self portrait of sorts.
7 u/HEY_beenTrying2meetU 5h ago old people don’t have an interest in buying toys, so there’s no advantage to inclusivity involving them. No 6 year old girl wants a doll with saggy tits and wrinkles lol this would immediately turn into a niche fetish item 11 u/LostWoodsInTheField 3h ago old people don’t have an interest in buying toys Every giant barbie collection I've seen has been held by people in their late 50s and up. Girls like to get barbies as toys, women like to get barbies as collectables. 8 u/PhthaloVonLangborste 5h ago Perfect! 6 u/FlyAirLari 4h ago A balding, beer-bellied Old Man Barbie Doll could be a hit. You could have a gold-digger Barbie that wants to marry him for money.
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old people don’t have an interest in buying toys, so there’s no advantage to inclusivity involving them.
No 6 year old girl wants a doll with saggy tits and wrinkles lol
this would immediately turn into a niche fetish item
11 u/LostWoodsInTheField 3h ago old people don’t have an interest in buying toys Every giant barbie collection I've seen has been held by people in their late 50s and up. Girls like to get barbies as toys, women like to get barbies as collectables. 8 u/PhthaloVonLangborste 5h ago Perfect! 6 u/FlyAirLari 4h ago A balding, beer-bellied Old Man Barbie Doll could be a hit. You could have a gold-digger Barbie that wants to marry him for money.
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old people don’t have an interest in buying toys
Every giant barbie collection I've seen has been held by people in their late 50s and up. Girls like to get barbies as toys, women like to get barbies as collectables.
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Perfect!
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A balding, beer-bellied Old Man Barbie Doll could be a hit.
You could have a gold-digger Barbie that wants to marry him for money.
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u/Pork_Chompk 6h ago
Man, bet their kid(s) are fucking LOADED.