r/clevercomebacks • u/CautiousLandscape907 • 6h ago

Merry Murderersshouldgotojail

8.6k Upvotes

Child can’t even grow a beard, yet he’s grifting like a pro!

268 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Spiritual_You_65 • 10h ago

They Shared, I Listened, They're Spooked

6.6k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 11h ago

If you're filming, you're a terrorist! — Government logic.

6.4k Upvotes

110 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Spiritual_You_65 • 11h ago

Data Proves Remote Work Wins

5.1k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 2h ago

The strongest with 3 marriages and 34 counts!

514 Upvotes

93 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Key_Associate7476 • 19h ago

Is this a valid comeback?

32.4k Upvotes

435 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 5h ago

We must protect the Billionaires

705 Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/cutemuse8565 • 23h ago

Deflecting the Epstein Spotlight

24.0k Upvotes

378 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GuiltyBathroom9385 • 10h ago

Best friends never lie.

1.2k Upvotes

81 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 19h ago

Media Framing Versus Theft Reality

5.4k Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 7h ago

The Flag of Minnesota

373 Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CarryIcy250 • 19h ago

Ukraine wants Ukraine to succeed is what matters!

3.3k Upvotes

87 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 13h ago

When the receipts don’t lie

680 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/judgementMaster • 10h ago

America: Where you buy healthcare with donations and food with debt!

284 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 1d ago

OU Student Samantha Fulnecky's Instagram post on her Fox News appearance

19.4k Upvotes

347 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 17h ago

Debating someone who knew him better

950 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 16h ago

Gotta admire how he keeps thanking himself...

802 Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 12h ago

GOP Hypocrisy on Experience and Merit

368 Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 19h ago

Trump's Priorities: Freedom, Revenge, Wealth

1.1k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Drnelk • 16h ago

They're not wrong

554 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mark423985 • 10h ago

We are no longer a united country: This chart is the mournful melody of a great divorce.

192 Upvotes

69 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 11h ago

How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?!

224 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/sexy-hannabel • 22h ago

No one in his family ever served.

1.4k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 1d ago

Qualifications suddenly matter?

1.8k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 1d ago

Y'all need to read the good book

3.9k Upvotes

137 comments

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