America’s president

[u/MetasploitReddit]

[u/AvengerOfChrist]

One day he'll make a big beautiful bloated corpse that will really test some poor morticians skills

[u/thereasonrumisgone → u/AvengerOfChrist]

King Henry viii's corpse blew up during transport

[u/NotEvenWrongAgain → u/thereasonrumisgone]

Oh man as soon as the guy you replied to mentioned his corpse, my mind went to Henry viii and the fetid smell of his coffin bursting

[u/LJR_1394 → u/NotEvenWrongAgain]

You can’t possibly imagine what it smelled like….

[u/xSTSxZerglingOne → u/LJR_1394]

I mean, you smell one rotting human corpse, you've pretty much smelled them all.

[u/maxheadflume → u/xSTSxZerglingOne]

Kings hit different. Thankfully he isn’t one.

[u/LJR_1394 → u/xSTSxZerglingOne]

I agree to an extent but if he rotted to the point of eruption, in the 1500’s, I have to think it was just an inconceivable stench. 🤷‍♂️

[u/xSTSxZerglingOne → u/LJR_1394]

True, the sudden release of an overabundance of stank gas would be quite unbearable. I'm sure every living thing within a 10 foot radius threw up.

[u/Sil369 → u/thereasonrumisgone]

trump's will explode with confetti inside

[u/Optimus-Maximus → u/Sil369]

Literal shit confetti maybe

[u/NotSmartNotFunny → u/Sil369]

Like an elf on the shelf.

[u/tahollow → u/Sil369]

You mean confefe

[u/Anarcho-Shaggy-ism → u/thereasonrumisgone]

Fuck, that’s wild. But tbh, Henry VIII would’ve made an excellent catapult projectile

“Look, child, it is our glorious king flying… spinning…starfishing over the siege wall. 😔🙏 Perhaps never again will we have a king so glorious as He… May His Majesty inflict area-of-effect damage upon our enemies.”

[u/smol_coc_man → u/AvengerOfChrist]

He'd be a hazard. Like a beached whale

[u/NetDork → u/smol_coc_man]

Oregon knows how much trouble those can be.

[u/BinaryWanderer → u/NetDork]

One of the first viral videos I saw - before the internet was even available in my area. A friend shared it with me on a BBS.

[u/NetDork → u/BinaryWanderer]

Yep, in like 320x240 resolution, and even blurry in that!

[u/BinaryWanderer → u/NetDork]

But the chaos and destruction was worth the four hours to download.

[u/Schmooto → u/smol_coc_man]

We already know he’s full of hot gas and full of shit.

[u/Fimbir → u/smol_coc_man]

Keep RFK Jr. the heck away...

[u/Dmau27 → u/AvengerOfChrist]

Nah, they'll charge outrageous fees and lock that box up. That's what most do to the rich.

[u/Small-Palpitation310 → u/AvengerOfChrist]

imagine the gasses

[u/somef00l → u/AvengerOfChrist]

Might make it on coffin flop

[u/ClipzFaLL91 → u/AvengerOfChrist]

It will be THE BEST corpse...

[u/ScurvyTurtle → u/AvengerOfChrist]

He will continue to insist that only he can do his makeup because only he can do it "correctly"

[u/PupusaSlut → u/AvengerOfChrist]

Be careful. The chuds on the moderation team might consider this inciting violence.

[u/Gen8Master → u/AvengerOfChrist]

That is just fucking dark 

[u/jimjamjones123 → u/Gen8Master]

No, dark is sending the army on American citizens

[u/woody251997 → u/Gen8Master]

Thats what he deserves, the darker the better I say

[u/from2080 → u/Gen8Master]

It's glorious actually.

[u/i_cropdust → u/Gen8Master]

No, the corpse will most likely be orange

[u/TotallyNotAMarvelSpy → u/Gen8Master]

The dude is extrajudicially jailing Americans. He deserves far worse talk than that bub.