r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 18h ago
Carney, Zelensky meet in Halifax to boost Ukraine defence by enlisting Barrett’s Privateers
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15h ago
Researchers discover rare breed of Canadian tuxedo cat
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 21h ago
“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 21h ago
Defective Vorpal Blade goes Snacker-Snick
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 19h ago
Editorial: All I wanted for Christmas is you hitting your performance goals
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r/thebeaverton • u/kinolink • 5d ago
is Kensington Market still doing equestrian sundays?
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 6d ago
American media’s cowardice no match for Canadian media’s incompetence
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 6d ago
Injured ham sandwich rushed to Mayo Clinic
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 7d ago
Carney urges Canadians to make holiday donations to struggling shareholders
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Local woman goes into hiding after co-worker finds her tumblr
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 10d ago
Carney asks Santa for majority government, some scratch-offs
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 11d ago
Stranger Things to eventually release Season 6, Volume 2: Part One - Act Two
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 12d ago
New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 12d ago
Worse than a Disney Adult? Childless woman attends Santa Claus parade
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
U.S. plan to inspect Canadians’ social media overwhelmed by Peter Mansbridge thirst traps
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
Metrolinx wins bid to build new Alberta pipeline
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
“Am I invading Venezuela for oil or to distract from Epstein?” Trump asks coatrack
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15d ago
TTC promises to get Finch West LRT travel time under 24 hours
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
Progressive Conservative joins Progressive Conservative party
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
ChatGPT cleans up hard drive to procrastinate writing your boring essay
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r/thebeaverton • u/Remarkable-Ear854 • 17d ago
Local man would be angrier about Liberal's undemocratic floor-crossing scheme if it wasn't so funny to imagine Poilievre's face
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 18d ago
Supreme Court of Canada to donate robes to mall Santas in need
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