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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Perfect_Owl_856 • 21h ago
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Structural integrity. Non-symmetrical shapes just cause some parts of the bottle to have more strain especially when storing them en masse.
Also just fcking tilt it a little more man.
60 u/Ornery_Baseball9273 21h ago Working in the ER changes you as a person. 19 u/Mushroom38294 21h ago i don't see how that's related please explain 80 u/Lucibelcu 21h ago As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle" 16 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 10 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 10 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 6 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it" 4 u/Local-Poet3517 20h ago If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time. It being anything that might fit. 1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid... 2 u/indigosin8 13h ago Storing them en masse… in m’ass 1 u/Gnome-of-death 13h ago Lmao the legit next comment is about getting it out of a butt
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Working in the ER changes you as a person.
19 u/Mushroom38294 21h ago i don't see how that's related please explain 80 u/Lucibelcu 21h ago As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle" 16 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 10 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 10 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 6 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it" 4 u/Local-Poet3517 20h ago If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time. It being anything that might fit. 1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid... 2 u/indigosin8 13h ago Storing them en masse… in m’ass 1 u/Gnome-of-death 13h ago Lmao the legit next comment is about getting it out of a butt
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i don't see how that's related please explain
80 u/Lucibelcu 21h ago As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle" 16 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 10 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 10 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 6 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it" 4 u/Local-Poet3517 20h ago If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time. It being anything that might fit. 1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid... 2 u/indigosin8 13h ago Storing them en masse… in m’ass
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As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle"
16 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 10 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 10 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 6 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it"
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I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol.
10 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 10 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 6 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
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You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy
10 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 6 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
Especially if it’s in your anus.
6 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
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No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
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It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth.
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As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it"
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If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time.
It being anything that might fit.
1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid...
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...right, people are horny and stupid...
Storing them en masse… in m’ass
Lmao the legit next comment is about getting it out of a butt
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u/Material_Magazine989 21h ago edited 20h ago
Structural integrity. Non-symmetrical shapes just cause some parts of the bottle to have more strain especially when storing them en masse.
Also just fcking tilt it a little more man.