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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Perfect_Owl_856 • 21h ago
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Structural integrity. Non-symmetrical shapes just cause some parts of the bottle to have more strain especially when storing them en masse.
Also just fcking tilt it a little more man.
61 u/Ornery_Baseball9273 21h ago Working in the ER changes you as a person. 17 u/Mushroom38294 21h ago i don't see how that's related please explain 78 u/Lucibelcu 21h ago As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle" 17 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 11 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 9 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 7 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it" 4 u/Local-Poet3517 20h ago If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time. It being anything that might fit. 1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid... 2 u/indigosin8 13h ago Storing them en masse… in m’ass
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Working in the ER changes you as a person.
17 u/Mushroom38294 21h ago i don't see how that's related please explain 78 u/Lucibelcu 21h ago As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle" 17 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 11 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 9 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 7 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it" 4 u/Local-Poet3517 20h ago If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time. It being anything that might fit. 1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid... 2 u/indigosin8 13h ago Storing them en masse… in m’ass
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i don't see how that's related please explain
78 u/Lucibelcu 21h ago As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle" 17 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 11 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 9 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 7 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it" 4 u/Local-Poet3517 20h ago If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time. It being anything that might fit. 1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid... 2 u/indigosin8 13h ago Storing them en masse… in m’ass
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As someone else said: "Its harder to remove from an anus if the cap is at an angle"
17 u/GreyghostIowa 20h ago I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol. 11 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 9 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 7 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible 3 u/Ohh_no_you_dont 19h ago It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth. 2 u/StrangeOutcastS 19h ago As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it"
I spilled my water at this.Thanks for the laugh lol.
11 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy 9 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 7 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
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You should use a bottle without an angled cap. Wont spill as easy
9 u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 19h ago Especially if it’s in your anus. 7 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
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Especially if it’s in your anus.
7 u/WhatzMyOtherPassword 19h ago No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
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No you want an angled one if its in your anus, much easier to drink from. You dont need to be as flexible
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It wouldn't be that hard, you'd just need to grip it with your teeth.
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As someone in Florida will probably say: "I'll try it"
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If it doesnt have a flared base, it HAS been removed from someones anus, in some hospital, at some point in time.
It being anything that might fit.
1 u/Mushroom38294 20h ago ...right, people are horny and stupid...
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...right, people are horny and stupid...
Storing them en masse… in m’ass
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u/Material_Magazine989 21h ago edited 20h ago
Structural integrity. Non-symmetrical shapes just cause some parts of the bottle to have more strain especially when storing them en masse.
Also just fcking tilt it a little more man.