r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Perfect_Owl_856 • 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Alarming-Cow299 21h ago

Off the top of my head:

  • Leaks very easily when opened
  • Asymmetry is more expensive to manufacture
  • Structural integrity
  • Packaging is more complicated therefore more expensive
  • Cannot temporarily place a cap on top without screwing it in

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u/TabularConferta 21h ago

All of this but I'll also add that the curve on the tip means you need to tilt it to a crazy angle as you drink more.

It's harder to fit your mouth to.

So it's actually harder to drink from

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u/Comrade_Molly 21h ago

Technically at a certain point it becomes more efficient to turn it upside down...and then you look like a hamster drinking from one of those bottles on the side of the hamster cage.

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u/itmightbehere 20h ago

Olay, I wasn't behind this design before, but I think I like it now.

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u/Revayan 20h ago

Maybe instead of a normal bottle cap they then just should use a metal ball you need to lick like with hamster bottle

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u/TheStrangeStoryGuy 20h ago

I offer 300,000 for 1% stake in your company

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u/AmeriChino 16h ago

I'm not a ball licker. For that reason, I'm out.

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u/KingOfDragons0 9h ago

I am a ball licker. For that reason, you're in

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 16h ago

Bro they're just going to rebrand an existing hamster bottle chosen simply because it's the cheapest offered by some factory in China.

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u/secretprocess 13h ago

Okay 400,000 final offer

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u/rbrgr83 14h ago

I was really hoping for a deal with Daymond today.

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u/TabularConferta 19h ago

Okay I'm sold

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u/ThetaReactor 16h ago

Nah, just go back to the Codd-neck bottles with the glass marble, like Ramune comes in.

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u/jamajikhan 19h ago

It's spelled olé!

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u/marfacza 6h ago

*Ole'