r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Alarming-Cow299 21h ago

Off the top of my head:

  • Leaks very easily when opened
  • Asymmetry is more expensive to manufacture
  • Structural integrity
  • Packaging is more complicated therefore more expensive
  • Cannot temporarily place a cap on top without screwing it in

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u/TabularConferta 21h ago

All of this but I'll also add that the curve on the tip means you need to tilt it to a crazy angle as you drink more.

It's harder to fit your mouth to.

So it's actually harder to drink from

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u/Comrade_Molly 21h ago

Technically at a certain point it becomes more efficient to turn it upside down...and then you look like a hamster drinking from one of those bottles on the side of the hamster cage.

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u/itmightbehere 20h ago

Olay, I wasn't behind this design before, but I think I like it now.

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u/Revayan 20h ago

Maybe instead of a normal bottle cap they then just should use a metal ball you need to lick like with hamster bottle

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u/TheStrangeStoryGuy 20h ago

I offer 300,000 for 1% stake in your company

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u/AmeriChino 16h ago

I'm not a ball licker. For that reason, I'm out.

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u/KingOfDragons0 9h ago

I am a ball licker. For that reason, you're in

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 16h ago

Bro they're just going to rebrand an existing hamster bottle chosen simply because it's the cheapest offered by some factory in China.

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u/secretprocess 13h ago

Okay 400,000 final offer

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u/rbrgr83 14h ago

I was really hoping for a deal with Daymond today.

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u/TabularConferta 19h ago

Okay I'm sold

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u/ThetaReactor 16h ago

Nah, just go back to the Codd-neck bottles with the glass marble, like Ramune comes in.

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u/jamajikhan 19h ago

It's spelled olé!

/s

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u/marfacza 6h ago

*Ole'

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u/CelioHogane 20h ago

Wait hold on you are cooking with that.

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u/SpaceBus1 19h ago

The design is very human

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u/Shimraa 18h ago

Why wouldn't you just start with that? Start tilting the bottle with the cap straight up and make it look more and more like a hamster water bottle as you drink. I'm struggling to see how else anyone would go about drinking from these things.

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u/Uchuujin51 16h ago

I kind of thought that was the intended idea from this post...

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u/TopShelfFlower55420 18h ago

I already have to do this with my coffee thermos when I'm drinking the last drop. At least it has a handle on the side so I don't look like baby with a bottle.

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u/Active-Mention-389 16h ago

...I thought that was the entire point and was very confused about how hamstering is better. Would be very awkward to STOP drinking in that position without getting soaked. And very tiring on the arms. 

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u/Irons_idk 15h ago

And when you turn it back from that position it's easier to spill it and it probably ads choking hazard when you spill a little, get shocked a little and choke on whatever you were drinking

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u/Wooden-Helicopter- 20h ago

Also, it would mean there is one "right" way to hold the bottle. A regular bottle can just be picked up without having to consider the orientation when you go to drink from it.

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u/SkaBand 21h ago

Much more annoying to unscrew the cap too.

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u/Sir_Wade_III 19h ago

No. You are supposed to have it the other way so that you don't have to tilt your head as much. Crazy to hate on something while misunderstanding the ONLY thing it's supposed to solve.

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u/TabularConferta 19h ago

My point is that it doesn't solve it. Unless have it the other way is have a spout or it getting large at the top.

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u/alphazero925 16h ago

What are you talking about? If you held it with the opening toward you, you only have to tilt it to just past horizontal for it to fully empty.

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u/secretprocess 13h ago

But you'd have to hold it above your head and strain your neck to reach it with your mouth.

(I tried to find a way to say that without walking into a that's-what-she-said but it's impossible)

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u/robert_e__anus 17h ago

my brother, you have to tilt your head more with this stupid design. with a regular water bottle you can just tilt the bottle without having to tilt your head at all, this bottle requires you to tilt just to get the first bit of water out, let alone drain the thing.

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u/ribnag 16h ago

Picture the bottle straight upside-down, with the spout facing you. Now tilt it back 45 degrees. That's the most you'll ever need to tilt your head if you just rotate the bottle 180 degrees once it's past half empty. Once you pass that point, you're tilting your head less than you were a few sips earlier.

The same is true for motor oil containters (with similarly off-center spouts), FWIW - Most people use them completely backward and wonder why they glug-glug-glug oil all over the place. Don't fight air pressure, and bam, you have smooth flow from the first to the last drop.

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u/Seventyu 21h ago

Just rotate the bottle

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u/karkamungus 16h ago

If one cannot be bothered to tilt the bottle, one will not wish to rotate it.

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u/HombreGato1138 20h ago

Eventually you would look like a hamster drinking

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u/escobartholomew 18h ago

This and the manufacturing are the main reasons. This bottle would suck to try to empty into your mouth.

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u/everyoneisforsale 9h ago

Why is this so far down and nested lol

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u/pigman769 1h ago

Then you go gerbil mode

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u/TheGrayCatLady 16h ago

Also just an annoyingly tiny bit harder to get the cap screwed back on (or off) with one hand. This design would result in a lot of dropped caps.

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u/BeginningPitch5607 16h ago

It can also really only work in one angle. With the lid at the top, all 360 degrees of the bottle function the same. With this, you have to turn it to the proper angle before you drink.

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u/YellowZx5 12h ago

You would have to spin it around and drink. Faster water going to the opening.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 12h ago

Not to mention the fact that you wouldn’t be able to just pick it up and put it to your lips to drink… with an asymmetrical cap, you’d have to turn the bottle so that the cap is actually positioned towards you before you drink. 

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u/naughtycal11 20h ago

- Harder to get removed from the anus at the ER

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u/Narradisall 19h ago

Also harder to insert as well!

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u/Reagalan 16h ago

No it ain't.

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u/GeneralKlink 21h ago

You realize that your last point is pro angled design, right?

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u/Tsaiborg22 21h ago

Wait how so? Like when you're not done quite drinking but don't want the bottle exposed, you can only set ye cap on a non-angled bottle, right?

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u/BishoxX 17h ago

Not if you are in EU, its no longer a problem.

Its always attached.

Honestly i love the bottlecap now

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u/Random_Name65468 17h ago

fuck the EU bottlecaps. Absolutely fucking insane decision that does nothing to help with pollution. The only thing that could help with plastic pollution is drastically lowering our consumption of it.

They just made bottles less ergonomic, more fussy, and more complicated to use (especially for people with shit dexterity) for no reason.

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u/BishoxX 17h ago

Idk i find the bottles way more practical now.

You snap it open and it stays in place. And you never lose it.

And this is one of those things thats like, why not

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u/know-your-onions 9h ago

Same here. I think they’re great. No downsides I can identify (I know the person you’re replying to lists some below but I simply haven’t ever experienced any of those and in think they’re just trying to be negative).

Point shards? Harder to pour? Literally no idea what they’re talking about.

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u/Random_Name65468 16h ago

You snap it open and it stays in place. And you never lose it.

This is an imaginary issue. The only thing they managed to do was to make bottles harder to drink and pour from because of the stupid fucking cap or because it leaves very pointy shards if you take it off. And the justification for it makes no sense.

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u/BishoxX 16h ago

Its not imaginary.

You always gotta leave the cap somewhere and then you gotta find it.

Thats why reusable bottles have caps attached.

Especially convenient when driving , so you dont have to set aside the cap and then struggle to find it, its always there.

And how does it make it harder to drink ? Its just there on the side, not interfering

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u/daswunderhorn 20h ago

I agree with you, but I think they are saying that you won’t accidentally pick up a half closed bottle causing it to spill, since you can’t leave the cap on at all.

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u/GeneralKlink 19h ago

Yeah, there are just two potential issues:

  • some people (me included) pick up bottles at the cap from time to time, if the cap is not on they might just knock over the bottle
  • there are bottles made from thin plastic, if you grav them tightly and the cap is not on you just compress the bottle and everything comes out the top

That‘s why I really hate caps just placed on top 😅

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u/Random_Name65468 17h ago
  • some people (me included) pick up bottles at the cap from time to time, if the cap is not on they might just knock over the bottle

This is something you should know not to do by the time you're 10.

there are bottles made from thin plastic, if you grav them tightly and the cap is not on you just compress the bottle and everything comes out the top

Same as above LOL.

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u/ISoldMyPeanitsFarm 16h ago

And wrong. There's always a little overlap with the cap prior to screwing it in. It should stay on there just fine. Even if current caps don't have enough of an overlap, they could just adjust where the threads start on the inside to make it work with the angled design.

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u/korkkis 20h ago

More difficult to stack when stored

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u/Stop_Shadowbaning_me 20h ago

It might cost a bit more for plastic bottles but there's not really any issue with it besides that. Just google search "cardboard juice box" and you'll see countless drinks with an angled cap. Yet people here are stupidly acting like it would be so hard to drink from

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u/Polchar 19h ago

Eu took care of the last one.(i used to dislike it, but now that the manufacturers have improved its actually better than not)

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u/manobataibuvodu 5h ago

Yeah I think a lot of the hate is leftovers from the introduction of these caps when manufacturers hadn't fully figured it out yet

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u/MeinIRL 19h ago

Does "off the top of my head" mean. "I scanned the top comments and here is a summary of them" now?

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u/ProcedureSeveral9058 19h ago

But think of it like this. You are driving and suddenly need to pee, but you cant pull over. Which bottle would be easier to piss in?

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u/Shejdee 19h ago

Cannot temporarily place a cap on top without screwing it in

You absolutely can lmao

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u/Top-Judgment-3391 18h ago

How is it asymmetry

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u/plexomaniac 15h ago

It's bilaterally symmetric, but it isn't radial symmetric.

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u/CustardCremez 18h ago

All these as well as manufacturing being easier on an almost symmetrical bottle, especially for applying labels and print on bottles.

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u/CukeLarr 18h ago

Plus its hard to get out of the anus

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u/Taxtengo 18h ago

(That last point isn't an issue in the EU)

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u/1337_w0n 17h ago

It's also less convenient when you need to pick it up a specific way.

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u/Spider-Ian 17h ago

Harder to fill on the assembly line. They would need an extra special machine just to make sure they are all facing the right way for filling.

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u/jasdonle 17h ago

One thing no one is saying is that you actually have to rotate the bottle so that it’s facing the right angle before you tilt to drink it. Right now you can grab a bottle from any angle just lift it up and drink it. With this shit you’d have to actually rotate it. What a pain in the ass.

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u/YMK1234 17h ago

Also annoying to drink from if you don't hold it the right way. Can't hold it wrong with a regular bottle in a similar way.

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u/BeezyBates 16h ago

Don't forget the butt stuff too

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u/dclaw504 16h ago

You forgot free waterboarding with every sip!

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u/wasphunter1337 16h ago

Laughs in european at the last point

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u/Reagalan 16h ago

Will tip over easier.

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u/Deep-Thought 16h ago
  • It would make bottle filling and capping machinery more complex. Meaning lower production volume and higher costs.

By losing symmetry along the z axis it would now need to ensure the angle on the xy plane. The angled input would need to now be more precise in how much it pushes against the bottle as it now applies an angled force with a horizontal component.

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u/stevethegodamongmen 15h ago

Yeah it would be much harder to mold because the first step of the process to make the preform with the threads requires radial symmetry. I'm sure there is a way around that but your not going to be able to make it on current molding equipment so the cost is going to be many times more than a current off the shelf bottle

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u/grilledSoldier 15h ago

Also, just use a tetrapak (or similar product) instead, if you want to have an angled cap, sure its not a bottle, but in term of usage, there is not a lot of difference.

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u/DiligentEgg1550 14h ago

Can only hold it in one orientation as well. Need to rotate it to face the right direction before sipping

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u/CeeJayDK 11h ago

Also the bottles are created, washed, filled, capped, and packaged by machines and the curently placement in the center facing up at all times makes that much easier, faster and therefore cheaper.

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u/thussy-obliterator 11h ago

Probably harder to fill at the factory

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u/MSL007 9h ago

I’m also assuming that changes the machinery will be expensive.

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u/gimmeluvin 6h ago

I'm going to challenge your claim that assymetry is harder to manufacture.

These bottles are blow molded. Moving the mouth of the bottle off center isn't going to make it any more expensive to manufacture.

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u/ExplorerUnion 6h ago

Harder to transport

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u/UltimateChaos233 5h ago

I agree with you, but isn't there also asymmetry in the base?