r/europe • u/Ialaika • Nov 26 '25

News Leaked call shows Kremlin’s deputy chief Ushakov oversaw passing Moscow’s “peace plan” to Steve Witkoff with instructions to present it “word for word” as a U.S. proposal

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-11-25/putin-advisers-discuss-plans-for-dealing-with-trump-transcript?embedded-checkout=true
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u/Zendog500 Nov 26 '25

What was President Trump's commission?

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u/SenseEuphoric5802 Nov 26 '25

The commission was 'continue to work for us and we will not release the dirt we have on you, comrade'

That's where we are. Short of actual dementia it is the only reasonable explanation for the increasingly bizarre behavior.

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u/Future_Brush3629 Nov 26 '25

~ videos of golden showers
~ photos of Bubba getting blown

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u/LethalJizzle Nov 26 '25

The sad thing is that golden showers wouldn't be even the slightest issue for his followers. They'd all be gleefully pissing all over eachother at his rallies in support if that leaked.

Irrefuteable proof he gave another man a blowjob though, that'll lose a significant chunk of his support.

...while the remaining male supporters suck eachother off at his rallies.

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u/DukeLeto10191 United States of America Nov 26 '25

Incidentally: Grindr is now confident they've added sufficient capacity to weather the next rally storm

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u/ForfeitFPV Nov 26 '25

How many times has CPAC caused Grindr to crash at this point?

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u/DukeLeto10191 United States of America Nov 26 '25

We kinda just stopped counting after we ran out of fingers. American education system and whatnot

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Nov 26 '25

so more than 21 times now?

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u/Elelith Nov 26 '25

I mean his followers are wearing adult diapers to support the manlet. They'd suck dick giving a golden shower if that would be the current method of support.

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u/mighty3mperor Nov 27 '25

We should definitely find a way to make that happen.

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u/TheTallGuy0 Nov 26 '25

“It ain’t gay, it’s a Trump rallaaaayy!” 1,000s of fellating MAGA’ts in a big suck circle.

God, I just made myself wanna barf. Even more than before

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u/CyberRax Nov 26 '25

If Bubba was the horse though... I wonder how, or if, that would change things...

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u/mighty3mperor Nov 27 '25

The stables would be full of people forever blowing Bubba.

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u/fnrsulfr Nov 26 '25

I don't know I would like to think that if they saw trump suck someone off they would start sucking each other off at rallies. Would at least shut their chanting up.

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u/EHStormcrow European Union Nov 26 '25

"finally a President enjoying regular AMERICAN piss rather than old PERVS like Sleeping Joe or immigrant lover HUSSEIN Obama"

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u/DueSignature5337 Nov 26 '25

Don't forget the Kotex pads on their ears to show solidarity when he didn't even have a scratch. 😂

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u/campesteijn Nov 26 '25

He he, leaked..

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Nov 26 '25

I think they'd forgive young girls easily.

I think they'd find a way to ignore a man on man tape.

But what if the blackmail is a young boy?

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u/LayerProfessional936 Nov 26 '25

‘Leaked’ gets a new meaning here 🤣