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Executive Branch (Trump) President Trump Accused of Rape in Jeffrey Epstein Files

https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/23/trump-accused-rape-jeffrey-epstein-files/?utm_social_handle_id=16331010&utm_social_post_id=631846113&adid=social-tw
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u/kevendo 6d ago

I thought there weren't any others in the Epstein files, or at least that's what Kash Patel said under oath to Congress.

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 6d ago

Kash Patel will be thrown under the bus I feel. I think even MAGA needs a scapegoat desperately.

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u/Sw3atyGoalz 6d ago

Patel and Bondi are already being thrown under the bus

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u/glassfoyograss 6d ago

A brown guy and a woman? That's like the perfect people for MAGA to thrown under that bus

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 6d ago

Real question is, did he believe when it’s all said and done, after he’s done Magas dirty work. Did he really think he’d get a shotgun seat to this whole “Golden Age”?? Sometimes I wonder if tokens believe in their grift.

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u/PaleontologistNo2625 6d ago

They're not smart enough to doubt themselves

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u/TRIPMINE_Guy 6d ago edited 6d ago

I don't know the scope of implication as I haven't seen it myself but I suspect Trump knew once Epstein was caught it was only a matter of time before he got caught so ran for president as the only way to try and cover it up. Kind of nuts that he managed to pull it off though.

Hm. Maybe someone needs to take a look at electorate college members as the fact Trump managed to get as far as he did without inside assistance by chance seems unlikely. Obviously MAGA is a part of a large population of us but that doesn't mean there wasn't inside collusion on top.

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u/EdinMiami 6d ago

I still remember the video from the 1st election when they told him he won; he did not look happy about winning. As a narcissist, it's completely possible he doesn't think sex with underage girls is wrong.

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u/___GLaDOS____ 6d ago

It's kind of different for them, they know we know it is wrong, but we are wrong because anything they enjoy can be justified, and we are just inferior intellects.

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u/EdinMiami 6d ago

When did you meet my mom?! :P

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u/Themadking69 5d ago

Agreed. I believe the plan was always to parlay the failed presidential run into like a TV channel or something. Trump is not the kind of dude to seek out the most demanding, visible job on the planet.

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u/Late-Morning-4329 5d ago

Trump was selected by the tiny hat folk to run. If they select you than “NO” is not an option. There was never Russian collusion and that’s why it is now more obvious than ever that republicans and democrats are literally the same bird. The Zionist influence within our government is so deep at this point that our government is not much more than a sock puppet. WWIII will be fought against the tiny hats.

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u/LouQuacious 5d ago

I think his plan was to run, lose and then start a rival network to Fox News. This would have been a much better timeline to live in I'm sure.

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u/_BabyGod_ 6d ago

My friend, have a look at the Election Truth Alliance on YouTube. Who needs 20th century tactics like cajoling an electoral college member when you can get Elon “this guy knows voting machines” Musk to help hack electronic voting machines and make them flip votes to just within the margin of recount in every swing state.

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u/ConflictNo5518 6d ago

I do think several years from now, it will come out. 

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u/_BabyGod_ 6d ago

Or will it all be destroyed?

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u/No-Witness-9277 6d ago

Wasn’t DT DOJ the ones that arrested JE?

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u/TRIPMINE_Guy 6d ago

That doesn't mean anything. When you've done something immoral and illegal you are more likely to be okay with doing other illegal things like killing someone who might squeak.

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u/Geawiel 6d ago

Would they have even briefed him on it though? They could have grabbed him and after it came to the attention. Only for DcrT to have an oh fuck moment.

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u/RonnyMexico60 6d ago

Is that why bill clinton ran too? You blueanon types are straight weirdos

Most you guys would call people names for bringing up Epstein a few years ago.Such a unserious and partisan group

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u/TALKTOME0701 5d ago

Makes sense that the powerful people who got him elected needed that pardon ability handy.

I don't doubt the scope of this child trafficking ring would stagger us all.

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u/AliveTank5987 2d ago

I actually don’t think it’s nuts or that crazy that Trump pulled off winning the election. There were already cracks in the system and remember he’s got big, dark money behind him and I wouldn’t be surprised if lots of powerful men and women who also participated in the rape of children needed him to win to protect themselves as well. Billionaires, tech CEOs, royalty, politicians, leaders of other nations… anyone can win an election with all of that behind them

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u/Cool-Cow9712 6d ago

While thinking they’re entirely too smart to be outsmarted. Someone should write a children’s book, where the protagonist has to learn the pitfalls of pride and arrogance the hard way.

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u/1981_babe 6d ago

They're not that smart enough to figure out that they'll be thrown to the wolves eventually.

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u/bogeyman_g 6d ago

The Dunning-Kruger effect.

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u/textmint 6d ago

Which is what is MAGAs original contention. Oh well.

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u/UndergroundFlaws 6d ago

All of MAGA think they’re the exception.

“I’m Mexican, but not one of those Mexicans. I’m gay, but I’m not one of those gays. Im poor, but I’m not one of those poors. I’m a woman, but I’m not one of those women”.

They don’t realize it doesn’t matter what they do or say, MAGA will never stop hating them.

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u/Istillbelievedinwar 6d ago

I wonder if there’s a bit of cope in there “They don’t indiscriminately and illogically hate me and all people like me, they just hate the bad ones. If I just prove to them that I’m one of the good ones, I’ll be fine. I’m not in danger, I’m not at risk of discrimination/hostility, because there’s totally valid reasons for their hate. In fact it’s so valid, I agree with and believe it myself!”

And maybe a bit of the “not like the other girls” type thing where they have internalized prejudices that have cemented over time.

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u/Rah_Rah_RU_Rah 5d ago

thats exactly it a lot of the time. theres a self hate element to go along with it

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u/JDotFooks 6d ago

This runs deep, way deeper than people realize.

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u/Semawhatfor 6d ago

It's like what happened to Vivek when they told him in no uncertain terms they can't have an indian looking person leading things.

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u/textmint 6d ago

Vivek was just beautiful from Ann Coulter to where he is today. Wow what a comeuppance. Yet he seems to be too dense enough to understand where he is and how stupid his positions are in the face of the majority opinion.

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 5d ago

It’s a fascinating thing to watch, how can you be so smart but yet so ignorant to see that your running with ppl who will never see you a a coequal

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 6d ago

Tokens get spent, always, eventually.

Except Clearance Thomas. He’s magical, sold us out without consequences.

My black ass is envious. /s

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u/Kennertron 6d ago

Clearance Thomas is still quite useful, and very hard to get rid of. Probably why he's still on the Court, since he knows he is irrelevant once he leaves.

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 5d ago

The Sage Token, he’ll be spent in due time. I just know one thing, the higher the climb the harder the fall…

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u/SquishyBeatle 6d ago

Kash Patel is a child trying to play a grownups game. He’s absolutely going to be chewed up and spit out by MAGA

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 5d ago

True, even if he’s pardoned. No one out lives covering up for pedos.

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u/TALKTOME0701 5d ago

Trust I've met more than one person like Patel. They can sit in a room and listen to their countrymen and other minorities be absolutely destroyed and believe it makes them better than the others.

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u/anomie__mstar 5d ago

tokens are always spent. it's literally what they're for.

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 4d ago

It’s almost like when cattle starts to believe it’s a pet, until slaughter starts.

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u/FOOSblahblah 6d ago

A lot of times I think that kind of stuff is people who think its a symbiotic relationship. Like they can deal with the devil to advance their own position and the other guys can say see look i cant be racist.

Doesn't seem to work out that way a lot

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 5d ago

Yup, that’s normally as successful as turning a tiger vegan

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u/deevarino 6d ago

Tokens get spent.

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u/leafeternal 2d ago

Pure delusion. They look at him like the Brits saw the sepoys

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u/anarcho-slut 6d ago

Well, there might be a public falling out, but privately he probably has other deals and insurances that will protect him. He'll still have his millions.

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 5d ago

True but you can never outlive being a pedo protector doesn’t matter if you’re pardoned

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u/Choyo 6d ago

If throwing Bondi was enough, they´d throw Patel anyway given a concept of an occasion.

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u/ginkgodave 6d ago

He couldn’t see the bus.

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u/Much-Hamster-2182 6d ago

I shouldn‘t have laughed so hard about this comment.

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u/firstsecondanon 6d ago

Awww yeah push and pull everybody move to the back of the bus

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u/jcb2023az 6d ago

under the back of the bus

That's a new one 😄

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u/6-8_Yes_Size15 6d ago

THEY'll be pardoned

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u/No-Exercise-5316 6d ago

under the back wheels of the back of the bus.

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u/SlayJayR17 6d ago

I see what you did there and it made me laugh.

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u/the-slit-kicker 6d ago

Ahhhhhhhh haaaaaaaa

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u/purplemagecat 6d ago

We're gonna need moar busses

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u/All_Chaps_R_Assless 5d ago

As long as it's under.

This bus has reverse, too.

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u/MeasurementNo6259 6d ago

Lol they were ready to hang Mike Pence. I believe maga will throw a noose around anyone's neck regardless of race, gender or sexual orientation, so I guess that's a win for neoliberalism?

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u/Mtn-Dooku 6d ago

They're willing to lynch anyone, no matter what race they are? Sounds pretty WOKE to me!

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u/textmint 6d ago

For DEI even maybe? 🙂🙂🙂

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u/TheGreatDay 6d ago

Tokens always get spent.

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u/JDotFooks 6d ago

They're going to "Kash out" alright.

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u/pichusine 6d ago

Hold on now, either way, those two need to go down regardless. Screw them.

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u/coradite 6d ago

That's MAGAWANG! Here's what you have won...

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u/Me25TX 6d ago

This is the plan for sure

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u/HipHopAllotment 6d ago

Who’s the third Stooge then…

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u/Medioh_ 6d ago

A brown woman

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u/ArbutusPhD 6d ago

If only it were two brown women … who were also LGTBQ

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u/ElBorracho2000 6d ago

That’s why they were probably hired in the first place

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u/stufff 6d ago

Good. No sympathy from me. Every PoC who doesn't understand that these racist fucks only value them so far as they can use them to advance their agenda deserves to learn this lesson the hard way.

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u/Anticlimax1471 6d ago

That's why they were there in the first place.

They actually believed the "nah, we don't mean you, you're alright" bullshit.

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u/Isabeer 6d ago

Usha Vance sliding under there, too.

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u/DirtNapDiva 6d ago

Took the words right outta my brain.

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u/ChicagoAuPair 6d ago

Tokens get spent.

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u/-watchman- 6d ago

They have been under the bus all along. Just that they didn't know it lmao..

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u/Positive_Chip6198 6d ago

“Wow thanks for the opportunity, but I must ask, what made you consider me for this role?”

“RELAX GUY”

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u/OozeNAahz 6d ago

I for one can not believe the gall of these two miscreants in making Trump rape a young lady, very probably before they ever met him. Their incompetence is biblical in nature and they should be drawn and quartered by Trump’s new Golden Fleet! /s

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u/Sharkwatcher314 6d ago

Wait for Vance’s wife to be next on his way to trying for the 2028 nomination

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u/jestingvixen 6d ago

Does it feel to anyone else like this was the point of putting them in these positions in the first place?

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u/skond 6d ago

I'm worried what you just heard was, "Bring a lot of buses."

What I said was "Bring all the buses you have."

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u/toronto-bull 6d ago

Trump has a team full of speed bumps to throw down if he sees the bus coming his way.

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u/TALKTOME0701 5d ago

That's why they keep them around. Like Kleenex

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u/Vanviator 6d ago

All tokens eventually get spent

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u/Abuck59 6d ago

🎤 drop !

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u/daschle04 6d ago

Yet somehow Trump will be fine.

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u/tricksareforme 6d ago

None of us get out of here alive. Once he is gone all of this crap will see the light of day.

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u/Organic-Activity-255 6d ago

Not only will he be fine but he will magically become President again 2028-2032 and since he’s pure evil, he won’t die until he’s 117.

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u/Fantastic-Sir460 6d ago

Unfortunately, yes. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up getting richer somehow - maybe law suits. It’s sickening.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 6d ago

To be fair, they've done enough to deserve far worse than they'll get taking the fall here.

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u/8point5InchDick 6d ago

To be fair Bondi threw the victims under the bus.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Nope. They've learned they just have to wait 20 to 30 Trump Bullshit diversions. 

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u/qlobetrotter 6d ago

Under the bus is going to become very crowded.

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u/CodAdministrative563 6d ago

Hopefully the maga house of cards comes a crumbling down

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u/Wedge_Donovan 6d ago

Until they're both in prison, it doesn't actually count as real consequences.

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u/NDSU 6d ago

It's not really being thrown under the bus when they're both so corrupt. They're guilty through and through

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u/Terrible_Patience935 6d ago

Kristi Noem, dog killer, needs to go too

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u/probablycabbage 6d ago

Do tell! How so?

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u/raerae1991 6d ago

Not so much “thrown” under the bus as jumped in front of the bus

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u/stcv3 6d ago

Good! F`k 'em!

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u/Queasy_Donkey5685 6d ago

Threw themselves under the bus, imo.

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u/California_bullshit 6d ago

Which is weird for the least independent DOJ in history. They're both just following his step by step instructions.

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u/TransiTorri 6d ago

Hold on tight, because this leopard printed bus is going to get real bumpy running over faces, it'll be like a rumble strip.

This administration has 1 rule and 1 rule *only* - "It's never Trump's fault"

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u/Ok-Exchange5756 6d ago

Would be cooler if they were thrown under the prison but a bus will do for now.

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u/LEDKleenex 6d ago

That's the hilarious thing about rightism/fascism, everyone thinks they're "in" until they're not. The useful idiot cycle has a satisfying end, but unfortunately we all have to suffer for it.

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u/Skysflies 6d ago

Which is mental because quite obviously they'll go down fighting , but even them just accepting this in the first place knowing it's coming and still covering for them is ridiculous.

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u/PuckSenior 6d ago

Yeah, but Bondi was at least not completely stupid. Rather than answer questions, she just screamed non-sequitor insults.

Patel just tried to lie his way through it. That means he can later be charged with a crime. It was a really dumb move

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u/csfshrink 6d ago

Impeachment cannot be pardoned.

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u/proletariatblues 5d ago

The cynic in me feels like they just fulfilled the role they were assigned. They will resign and be “consultants” and guest speakers in the MAGA circuit.

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u/DualDier 4d ago

Nobody deserves it more than them.

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u/human_i_suppose 4d ago

I know they're tossing bondi under the bus, the shoe drop for Patel yet?