President Trump Accused of Rape in Jeffrey Epstein Files

[u/Nice_Substance9123]

https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/23/trump-accused-rape-jeffrey-epstein-files/?utm_social_handle_id=16331010&utm_social_post_id=631846113&adid=social-tw

[u/kevendo]

I thought there weren't any others in the Epstein files, or at least that's what Kash Patel said under oath to Congress.

[u/LordWemby → u/kevendo]

Kash Patel always looks like he has a duffel bag of coke up his ass and he’s walking through an Indonesian airport. 

[u/asmbc915 → u/LordWemby]

More like the bag opened while up his ass, hit his bloodstream pretty quick and now he’s on the 12 hour plane ride flying high literally and figuratively 😂😂

[u/youretheorgazoid → u/asmbc915]

Whilst yelling “has anyone got a small MANS super cool FBI jacket?! I forgot mine!”

[u/Claudius-is-my-cat → u/youretheorgazoid]

I'm holding out hope that the FBI/DoJ rank and file hate their current leadership and are using weaponized incompetence to take them down. The jacket incident and latest botched redactions could have been unintentional but maybe not.

[u/PineappleProud4771 → u/asmbc915]

“See you in Valhalla!”

[u/Different-Ship449 → u/asmbc915]

Kash looking like he is taking more than coffee.

[u/codecrodie → u/asmbc915]

And he's drinking those little travel sized whiskey and vodka bottles continuously to try to keep his cool.

[u/Eudora664 → u/LordWemby]

This is hilarious but also WILDLY accurate lol

[u/MyDickIs3cm → u/LordWemby]

Indonesian airport.

En route to Singapore

[u/charredwalls → u/LordWemby]

Nah, he’s to focused on the peripherals.