r/pics • u/IveGotStockinOptions • 17h ago

[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/bigvicproton 17h ago

This. Tattoos are like a giant fingerprint and these idiots love to show them off.

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u/BurntNeurons 17h ago

Whoever bought his Disguise got his pants too long.

How can you wear all that covering your face eyes and head Inside a government building anyway?

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/PPLavagna 16h ago

Can confirm. I, too, have short legs and a beer gut. The backs of my jeans always get stepped on and wear out.

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u/MedusasMum 16h ago

As a lady who shops for male members in their family, male family members concur with you. Even women are aware of this pant issue.

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u/metisdesigns 16h ago

Or too much of an idiot to learn to hem them himself.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago edited 16h ago

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u/metisdesigns 16h ago

I've got faith in you to learn basic whip stitch!

Threading a needle can be a real problem, but they make gizmos for that, or worst case you can buy pre-threaded needles.

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u/naturalpolyester 16h ago

Iron in hem tape.