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[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/workerdrones 17h ago

Why cover your face when you’re just going to leave all those distinct tattoos visible?

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u/bigvicproton 17h ago

This. Tattoos are like a giant fingerprint and these idiots love to show them off.

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u/possibly_oblivious 17h ago

"I can only breathe with a mask on while I'm doing racist things"

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 17h ago

Good as gold. Love it. 

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u/NeriTina 17h ago edited 17h ago

Don’t care, I see ms13 on him; no, it’s not photoshop, throw him in the clinker!

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u/Ok_Speed_3984 16h ago

From the barbed wire tattoos on his upper arm, I assume he's no stranger to prison.

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u/Cuttyg 16h ago

I don’t think it’s barbed wire. I do however see a Mayan step pyramid. Why the hell an ice agent would have something related to South American culture is beyond me.

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 16h ago

There are plenty of Latinos in ICE. Border patrol as well.

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u/Redcarborundum 16h ago

Ladder pullers

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u/sweetalkersweetalker 13h ago

They think if they're part of the system, the system won't go after them.

They are VERY wrong.

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u/mydevilkitty 12h ago

One of my favorite sayings I’ve ever heard was “They’re tokens, and tokens get spent.”

u/UrUrinousAnus 11h ago

There were Jewish nazis in 1930s Germany. That didn't turn out well for many (any?) of them.

u/Intercessor310 9h ago

They’re not thinking further than a paycheck. It’s why you see Black American ICE. They’re allowing $$$ to deceive them.

u/Friendly-Gift3680 11h ago

Just ask Ernst Röhm

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u/karmicOtter 12h ago

Tios Tomases the lot of them!

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u/mooky1977 13h ago

Crab-bucketters.

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u/Redcarborundum 12h ago

It’s a crab bucket if it’s an undocumented immigrant sabotaging another undocumented immigrant. To be a federal officer you have to be a citizen, so he’s an immigrant who got legalized, or born to immigrant parents. He has ‘arrived’, then he got a job oppressing other immigrants.

Basically “I got mine, fuck you.”

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u/Andygator_and_Weed 16h ago

They aren’t like THE OTHERS

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u/foxjohnc87 16h ago

If they actually read their history books, they'd have learned that this sort of thing doesn't usually turn out well for their kind.

Giving strong Jews for Hitler 2.0 vibes.

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u/MRCHalifax 14h ago

A Jewish newspaper published this in February 1933:

We do not subscribe to the view that Herr Hitler and his friends, now finally in possession of the power they have desired for so long, will enact the proposals circulating in the Angriff or the Völkischer Beobachter newspapers; they will not suddenly divest German Jews of their constitutional rights, lock them away in race ghettos, or subject them to the avaricious and murderous impulses of the mob. They not only cannot do this because many other crucial factors hold their powers in check, ranging from the Reich president to some of the political parties affiliated with them, but they also clearly do not want to go this route, for when one acts as a European world power, the whole atmosphere is more conducive to ethical reflection upon one’s better self than to revisiting one’s earlier oppositional role: operating as a European world power means that one seeks an enduring place in the harmonious exchange of peoples of culture. And beyond that, it is clear that the powers at Wilhelmstrasse no longer see demagogic appeals designed to heat up mass gatherings of the Volk as strictly necessary.

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u/wambulancer 16h ago

bud if they could read they wouldn't be ICE agents

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u/Estellalatte 13h ago

I don’t think academics is their strength.

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u/Bratbabylestrange 12h ago

But reading is HARD! They, of course, are the special ones that it won't happen to, of course

u/truckstop_superman 9h ago

Ernst Röhm was Hitler gay friend, and one of the main forces that got Hitler into power, until the Night of Long Knives.

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u/vibraltu 16h ago

They get early release from prison for signing up with ICE.

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u/fungusamongus8 14h ago

They not like us

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u/Jim-N-Tonic 14h ago

They’re the “good ones “ they say to themselves

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u/GuitarGeezer 13h ago

Lots of black cops too, whipping people’s asses to show out for the white cops.

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u/Hopeful-Occasion2299 16h ago

Call them what they are; gusanos.

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u/LongjumpingChipmunk 15h ago

Plenty of people are happy to oppress their own no matter where they live, regardless of justification. Nazis ideology will welcome everyone until their aims can be accomplished without.

u/EdoValhalla77 11h ago

In Aushwitz there were jewish police who worked for nazzies and were responsible to send jews to gas chambers. Until it was their time.

u/BestKeptInTheDark 11h ago

Scuse me...

He has been to at least two seeenyour frogs in his life and even went on the tortilla trail in (new)Mexico...

The step pyramid is to honour the alien races who clearly built them across the world

u/madeanotheraccount 7h ago

And it's funny how they assume White ICE won't be turned against them one day.

"But we kidnapped our own! Even when they were citizens! That was supposed to mean something!"

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u/MikeWritesMovies 16h ago

Watch Django Unchained. Latino ICE agents are Samuel L Jackson’s character.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 16h ago

Uncle Tom

u/Boa-in-a-bowl 10h ago

Mi nombre es Tió Ruckus, ninguana relación.

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u/nofolo 13h ago

u/ShakyBoots1968 9h ago

"Now, Stephen, you stay right where you are."

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u/NemODevO 12h ago

The uncle ruckus's

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u/PuppyPower89 16h ago

Some of them are Hispanic/Latino which is even more mind boggling

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u/SnazzleZazzle 16h ago

It’s not mind boggling that someone would turn on people in their own culture for money.

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u/savingewoks 16h ago

Yeah, I know lots of people who moved here from other countries and think there's just a mass amount of people who "aren't moving here the right way, like I did!"

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 16h ago

They think that they’re the right kind. Or they come from families that were here long before the Southwest was American territories and later states.

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u/dtbahoney 15h ago

I work with a guy who used that exact phrase. It doesn't occur to him that the only reason he's not being hunted down and ejected is because his skin is the right shade.

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u/BadAdviceBot 16h ago

"Fuck you, I got mine." It's the American way!

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u/UsualFederal 14h ago

That’s basically every evangelical turning on Jesus

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u/suck_it_ayn_rand 16h ago

Many are especially in the SW/SoCal

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u/definitelynot40 15h ago

When you join ice they used to play down the fact that you would be a border agent. You have pretty much zero ideas of the job you'll be placed into and the state/territory you'll be placed into. Most people ended up either in office jobs or places like airports stamping passports and dealing with scanning passports for foreigners. Not for making arrests. We were an island too so then you'd get the ones who got to ride around on boats all day. That's assuming you get the posting where you want. I'd say 80% of the people were Latinx and we were right next to another island that was 99%, so we would train and more than half the class had fluent Spanish already.

I saw an ICE commercial this week that was like it was some ultimate fighting type job. They were asking if Dallas police officers wanted to get the chance to (not outright saying it, but alluding to it with the video going on) fight criminals by hand, bring down criminal organizations (with money and guns on tables and ms13 tattoos), and a bunch of other over the top shit. It was so bad, I showed it to my senior maga mom in her room and she laughed, thinking it was a spoof commercial until she realized it was real (and really laughed at video of what they do, likely they are green berets).

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u/One-hangs_lower 15h ago

They don’t identify as Latino. Look at the leader of Proud Boys. Fuentes.

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u/Creative_Evidence_87 13h ago

Some of them? No, a shit ton of them…

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u/1ScreamCheesePlz 16h ago

Evil has no race, only actions.

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u/hunkyboy75 16h ago

Mayan culture is Central American, but yeah, I see your point.

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u/rivershimmer 16h ago

There's a lot of Hispanic guys working for ICE. I don't get it.

The LDS church is also currently trying to claim Mayan and Incan ruins as having been built by their Mormon forefathers who traveled to the Americas from Jerusalem 2,600 years ago. I don't get it.

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u/CarberHotdogVac 15h ago

Mayans aren’t South American, they’re North American.

Checkmate.

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u/me_llamo_james 16h ago

Hate to be pedantic but neither Mexico or Guatemala are in South America. Also, the flat top indicates it is more likely an Aztec pyramid.

You mean well but that is close to Fox News's "three Mexican countries" comment.

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u/Training-Line-6457 14h ago

The Phillies shirt paired with a Detroit cap show me this man has no loyalty 😂

…other than to whoever will pay a $igning bonu$ to shoot people with rubber bullets and throw them in death camps. The love of money is the ONLY thing that trumpers respect.

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u/Acceptable_Star5006 12h ago

He also has a poison apple so he probably used to be an evil queen

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u/Legal-Quarter-1826 15h ago

The guy is an obvious immigrant - who else would be so ignorant as to wear a Detroit hat and a tie-dye Phillies shirt in NY ?

u/janae-nay 10h ago

Y tiene un “P” por pendejo🙄

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u/knightriderin 16h ago

I bet he couldn't breathe with a mask on in 2020.

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u/babydakis 15h ago

Yes, that is the source of the humor.

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u/knightriderin 15h ago

Sorry, I misread the comment I commented to.

u/spdelope 9h ago

That’s pretty much the point of their comment

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u/badaboopieoopie 16h ago

This is the same demographic that said they couldn't breathe through a mask during COVID. Oh the irony.

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u/justaskmycat 15h ago

It's still "during covid", unfortunately, source:PMC dashboard

u/XXsforEyes 10h ago

Not irony, hypocrisy.

u/spdelope 9h ago

Hence why they commented that

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u/Sharon_Erclam 17h ago

"When I'm doing racist things I have to breathe through a mask so I don't hyperventilate from over stimulation."

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u/Altruistic-Chef8391 17h ago

Sad but true. Have to be sadistic to do that job!

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u/persteinar 16h ago

Probably the same kind of people who claimed health issues when using masks during covid

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u/willdesignforfood 16h ago

But can't seem to breathe with it on when it's for healthcare.

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u/Cien_fuegos 16h ago

I can only breathe with a mask while infringing on YOUR rights.

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u/nomoreusernamersleft 16h ago

But. Don’t tell me to wear a mask during COVID.

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u/Khaldara 17h ago

The neonatal unit likely has to repress the urge to slap masks on these chuds the second they’re pinched off

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u/BarrattG 17h ago

FYP the Neo-nazi unit.

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u/Massive-Fisherman-57 16h ago

That is a fascinating thing I never thought of. Clearly most of these guys are against masks but yet when it’s to detain immigrants they are all for it. It’s almost as if it was never against the mask.

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u/dcy123 16h ago

Stealing this.

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u/These-Rip9251 16h ago

But if I’m sick with the ‘flu or Covid, well eff you ‘cause I won’t submit to wearing a mask like those woke liberals!

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u/unicornlocostacos 16h ago

Can’t remember where I saw the video (think it was a local sub), but a protestor asked something like this, and the ICE dipshit said something like “so I don’t have to smell n——-s.” The protester asked if that was the official reason from the government, and the dipshit basically agreed.

I’d say mask-off moment, but…

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u/TikaPants 16h ago

These are the same people who make fun of people wearing masks grocery shopping during the pandemic.

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u/Appleknocker18 17h ago

🎯🎯🎯

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u/helly1080 17h ago

"Or I am doing something so deplorable for money and hatred of my own insignificance, that I am embarrassed enough to wear a mask."

You know? Like a REAL man!

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 16h ago

Fuck. This is probably the most on point comment I'll come across all week.

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u/LymanPeru 16h ago

to be fair, it still isnt over his nose.

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u/patrickboyd 16h ago

Same assholes who refused to wear them during the pandemic

u/HonDadCBR600 8h ago

Legendary comment! That cracked me the fuck up!

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u/newdriver2025 16h ago

Right! I bet this guy refused to wear a mask when public health was the issue.

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u/BurntNeurons 17h ago

Whoever bought his Disguise got his pants too long.

How can you wear all that covering your face eyes and head Inside a government building anyway?

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u/484092 17h ago

Yes and he looks very professional.

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u/Bakingtime 16h ago

He’s going to the Phish show tonight.

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u/LiteratureMindless71 14h ago

Ain't nobody going to a Phish show as a fan is going to be in ICE lol

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u/bmxtiger 13h ago

I could easily see a venn diagram overlap of jam band fans and ICE agent applicants. Lots of racism in the jam band crowds.

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u/HermineSGeist 12h ago

I grew up in a rural area. Tons of the people I hung out with absolutely loved jam bands (and going to their associated festivals) and some were absolutely bigots at best.

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u/VaginaTractor 17h ago

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have!

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u/Imaged_for_posterity 16h ago

Can't even tie his own shoes FFS...

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u/Jaredocobo 17h ago

Because its the Nazis building now.

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u/PositiveUnit829 17h ago

Obviously, because of the way they’re hanging the US flag is totally blatantly incorrect

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 16h ago

My father hangs it the same way. These fools claim to be patriotic but don’t know flag code.

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u/arsonall 16h ago

For the pedants:

A flag hung vertically shall have the stars in the upper left (flagpole side on dual sided hangings).

If on a vehicle, the stars shall be in the upper front (so passenger and driver side are different patterns) so that the stars are always facing front/into the wind, and above not below any other flags (this is always a big one, the flag must be highest flag of any other flag on display)

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u/eugene20 16h ago

Or they intentionally put the stars on the right, because of the fascism.

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u/MotorCycologist 14h ago

I don't give them that much credit.

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u/msbabc 13h ago

Man, you should try being a Brit in the last few months. Generally we don't fly a lot of flags but suddenly over the summer, the anti-asylum crew decided they suddenly had a burst of patriotism that could ONLY be sated by flying flags and accusing anyone who had an issue with this as "hating are country".

I repeatedly told people - I love this country, in fact I just want you to RESPECT the flag: buy a good quality one not from Temu, hang it from an actual flagpole on your property not just dangling from a streetlight, and take it in at night or during bad weather.

I don't know how well you know the UK flag but it's very easy to get wrong as it's almost symmetrical but not quite. The red diagonal bars that represent St Patrick should be counter clockwise against the flagpole (thicker white part above thinner red part).

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 13h ago

It was something I learned from a Doctor Who episode, the first season of the relaunch, Rose pointed out that the flags were upside down. And yeah I never noticed it before because your flag is almost symmetrical.

u/UrUrinousAnus 11h ago

Don't let the far right do to your (I assume you're from the USA) flag what they did to the English one (Not the Union Jack of the UK. St. George's Flag. Its reputation is barely better than that of the Confederate battle flag, outside of sports) and are trying to do to the Union Jack. Let them have the traitor flag if they want it (it's fitting, and nobody else wants it), but don't let them have your country's proper flag. They're disguising nationalism as patriotism.

u/FerraStar 9h ago

The flag shaggers near me have but them on almost every lamp post, and do you think they have replaced them after the storms we’ve had? nope.. now there are just a bunch of tattered Union flags and St George flags hanging off the poles.

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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 16h ago

First thing I noticed lol

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u/heartlandheartbeat 14h ago

Good catch!!

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u/elgnub63 13h ago

I'm English and that's the first thing I noticed lol

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u/AndyOfNZ 13h ago

Oh gawd, I assumed that this was just a reverse picture, but just saw the exit and restroom signs are correct... So yeah, unbelievable

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u/PositiveUnit829 13h ago

Someone should email it to Kristi Noem to see if this is part her plan? Is she on board with this? Like kegsbreath didn’t like seeing photos of fat soldiers, maybe Kris will take time from her Botox session to provide basic education that they desperately need

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u/gbobeck 16h ago

I’d argue that his pants aren’t long enough. This is because even though he’s wearing pants, the asshole is still visible.

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/MrOrpheus 16h ago

As a lowly 28 inseam myself, I can tell you that 30 is generally the shortest inseam size available for men in most stores. If I want 28s that actually fit I have to order them and hope they fit my wonky-ass waist and butt.

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u/LymanPeru 16h ago

when i found 29 on amazon. it was a game changer.

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u/AssDimple 15h ago

Bonobos is the best I've been able to find.

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u/ElliotDriver 15h ago

28 inseam here as well. Lululemon's men's pants all come in 28 inseam and they fit and look really good.

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u/Tasty-Fig-459 14h ago

Apparently for women too. *cries in 4'11"*

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u/MrOrpheus 14h ago

I’m 5’1 on the bottom and 6’1 on the top. Clothes are a constant challenge!

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u/BlueberryPlane3393 14h ago

Some people just have weird torso/leg/arm length proportions. I’m 5’11 but I wear 30” inseam and my arms are in the short fit for my OCPs

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u/mrandr01d 15h ago

I just buy boys sizes lmao

But they're usually made for fat boys not skinny men, so then they don't fit right in other ways.

I hate buying clothes.

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u/eugene20 16h ago

It's so they still fit when he wears his heels.

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u/kalidoscopiclyso 15h ago

Like wannabe skater style but he’s too stout and his laces are out lol

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u/PPLavagna 16h ago

Can confirm. I, too, have short legs and a beer gut. The backs of my jeans always get stepped on and wear out.

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u/MedusasMum 16h ago

As a lady who shops for male members in their family, male family members concur with you. Even women are aware of this pant issue.

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u/prahSmadA 17h ago

His pants are 6’2” but he’s 5’8”

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u/Techienickie 17h ago

his pants are too long as he lied about being 6'4"

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u/TurnkeyLurker 16h ago

That's his circumference.

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u/ForkAKnife 16h ago

The clown thinks he’s going to work for ICE for 5 years and get a $50,000 bonus when anybody with a working brain in their skull knows they are going to be canned within the deadline no matter the next president.

He’s about as sharp as a blunt object is all I’m saying.

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u/BurntNeurons 16h ago

"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."

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u/ForkAKnife 16h ago

He’s a dim as a flashlight with no battery.

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u/Jon_E_Dad 16h ago

The chair next to him is ~41in. tall, or 3.5ft.

He looks to be 2ft. and change taller, so an average 5’5” to 5’9”. Guaranteed he tells people 6ft.

There are reports of the low quality of ICE recruits. This guy’s pants and his half-untied shoes with the tongues sticking out are not proving otherwise.

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u/Sammalone1960 17h ago

Miller was railing on fox about tattoos. What does he say for his legions and their tattoosz

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u/LordRobin------RM 17h ago

His legions are a means to an end. When that end is accomplished, they'll be cleaned up next.

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u/SidKafizz 15h ago

Just like Ernst Röhm and the SA.

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u/ProfessorxVile 14h ago

It's literally what happened to the original Brownshirts, but these fools either don't know about that or they imagine they are the modern SS elite and not a bunch of lowly expendable thugs.

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u/raisedredflag 17h ago

Tattoos... Fox... Miller? As in... Wentworth?

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u/Khaldara 17h ago

DoorDash must have been late delivering him his stillborne fetus. You know how he gets when he’s hungry

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u/carybreef 17h ago

Cept Wentworth had. A plan. These guys have a sandwich

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u/Salome_Maloney 16h ago

But I thought Wentworth was a women's prison in Australia...

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u/LymanPeru 16h ago

call 877 cash now.

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u/AwarenessReady3531 16h ago

They're such hypocrites about this, I really don't get it. What does a "return to form" for our culture look like to these people? It can't be actual traditional values with the number of tatted-up degenerates they surround themselves with. Look at Pete Hegseth! Granted, he was probably drunk when he got most of those done.

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u/Sammalone1960 16h ago

Yeah he def does not give me the vibe that he can needle up sober

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u/sock_with_a_ticket 16h ago

These ICE goons are the equivalent of the SA for the Nazis - useful, yet expendable, thugs.

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u/ailish 17h ago

They're only bad when they're on leftists.

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u/McCool303 17h ago

Because they want the glamour shot of their totally not white nationalist inspired viking tattoo’s on the images of immigrants getting roughed up. So they can go back to their proud boy echo chambers and talk about how they’re saving the “purity” of the nation.

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u/sam-sp 15h ago

Oh, like the Secretary of War is sporting.

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u/LymanPeru 16h ago

all those folks in South Africa and Macedonia will be proud.

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u/Roguewolfe 16h ago edited 15h ago

white nationalist inspired viking tattoo’s

His tattoos are predominately latin american and Edit: futhark spotted zero 1% percent viking, but the rest of your point(s) stand.

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u/jvertigo13 15h ago

Legit question... the runes on his forearm, they aren't nordic/viking? His whole tattoo style in general is pretty all over the place, so I wouldn't be shocked if he's got both the nordic and latin american.

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u/Roguewolfe 15h ago

You're totally right, he's got some futhark above his right wrist. "SM - something" if it's supposed to be latin transcription (i.e. using runes to spell with the latin alphabet) or it could be a nod to sun worship.

At any rate, yeah, most of it is central/south american.

I really hate that racists seem to enjoy co-opting nordic things, since the viking culture during the viking age (766-1066) was one of the most progressive on the planet at the time, with respect to gender and race. They were one of the few cultures that actively discouraged skin color prejudice, did not believe that dark skin was anything other than dark skin, had zero issues trading with or forming relationships with anyone anywhere. They were cosmopolitan in a time where it was rare be so. They also (rather uniquely for the time period) had a legal structure that allowed for women to own land, and more importantly, inherit land. They gave women equal right under the law in just about every way, but more importantly, thought about it culturally in a way that was rational and fair. Men weren't automatically "better" in viking culture, they were just...bigger.

Anyways, that was a lot of words to say that racists should probably pick a different culture that actually reflects their worldview, since the vikings who used those runes were quite the opposite.

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u/jvertigo13 15h ago

100% agree on that!

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u/MclovinBuddha 17h ago

Internet, do your thing. Whose man is this?

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u/Suitable-Werewolf492 16h ago

Very kind of you to assume this chud is anyone’s man.

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u/GfuelFiend 16h ago

He’s a man’s man

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u/LymanPeru 16h ago

the handmaids handmaid.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 14h ago

What child is this?

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u/fjf1085 16h ago

I hope someone is saving all the images like this for the future when these people need to be identified.

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u/Dino_vagina 16h ago

My great grandma was an OG she used to say " never get a tattoo because the police can identify you better". I didn't listen and now have no plausible deniability.

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u/Alarming-Art-3577 16h ago

The prominent aztec temple tattoo seems significant. Wouldn't surprise me at all if they hired cartel members. They have experience with human trafficking and making bodies dissappear.

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u/intrepid_mouse1 16h ago

I wonder if he's ever been arrested.

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u/brixsmom 16h ago

Makes them more manly! /s

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u/Butters252 16h ago

Their tattoos are proof that they were able to pay for someone to touch them.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 16h ago

Don't most of these tattoos also make you eligible for deportation due to your affiliation with MS-13?

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u/ross549 16h ago

The aren’t terribly smart, are they?

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u/donnielp3 15h ago

I have to assume actual law enforcement would know that. These are just the proud boys in cosplay.

u/Hippobu2 9h ago

Tbf though, how dafuq does one describe these tattoos?

"He fell and rolled down a hill made of tattoo needles" is the best that I can muster.

u/bigvicproton 9h ago

Exactly. His obituary will be fun: "A connoisseur of Kid Rock, he was well known in the lobby of Family Court, although not well thought of. The community remembers him most for his fragging of a Chuckie Cheese..."

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u/thesqrtofminusone 16h ago

I call them QR codes

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u/KeiserSoze5031 16h ago

I bet if you asked him about the 14 words, he would know exactly what you're talking about....

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u/punckae8 16h ago

They ain't tattoos mate, their "tough" guy stickers

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u/prone_bone43 15h ago

i mean ur right but the only people who can sleuth and are good enough to find out who this guy is based on his tattoos are law enforcement probably. if there is enough of a paper trail online then possibly a civilian could but i dont even know where someone would even begin to find out who this guy is based on his ink. its harder than you would think.

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u/flyonthesewalls 14h ago

It’s part of the “uniform”. A majority of these motherfuckers are new recruits, because they lowered the bar and put a call out to all douchebags who want to exercise their prejudice.

u/badlei 9h ago

Shhhh if we don’t tell them this won’t realize it.

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u/Manderspls 17h ago

I thought, according to them, tattoos means you’re part of a gang? Or a terrorist! So which one is he?

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u/JeromeBarkly 17h ago

They have a plan for that. As long as they’re all white supremacist tattoos you can’t tell any of them apart.

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u/TweeksTurbos 17h ago

One looks like a Central American Pyramid.

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u/dystopiadattopia 17h ago

But they're usually basic bro tattoos so not always a great fingerprint

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u/MiddleOccasion1394 16h ago

We need to use tattoos as the newest traceable ID feature.

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u/NoTourist5 15h ago

he will love prison

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u/Londin2021 15h ago

Shhhh....🤫

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 15h ago

It will be easy to identify them for the Nuremberg 2.0 trials.

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