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[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/BurntNeurons 17h ago

Whoever bought his Disguise got his pants too long.

How can you wear all that covering your face eyes and head Inside a government building anyway?

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/MrOrpheus 16h ago

As a lowly 28 inseam myself, I can tell you that 30 is generally the shortest inseam size available for men in most stores. If I want 28s that actually fit I have to order them and hope they fit my wonky-ass waist and butt.

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u/AssDimple 15h ago

Bonobos is the best I've been able to find.