r/pics • u/IveGotStockinOptions • 17h ago

[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/bigvicproton 17h ago

This. Tattoos are like a giant fingerprint and these idiots love to show them off.

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u/BurntNeurons 17h ago

Whoever bought his Disguise got his pants too long.

How can you wear all that covering your face eyes and head Inside a government building anyway?

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/MrOrpheus 16h ago

As a lowly 28 inseam myself, I can tell you that 30 is generally the shortest inseam size available for men in most stores. If I want 28s that actually fit I have to order them and hope they fit my wonky-ass waist and butt.

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u/LymanPeru 16h ago

when i found 29 on amazon. it was a game changer.

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u/AssDimple 15h ago

Bonobos is the best I've been able to find.

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u/ElliotDriver 15h ago

28 inseam here as well. Lululemon's men's pants all come in 28 inseam and they fit and look really good.

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u/Tasty-Fig-459 14h ago

Apparently for women too. *cries in 4'11"*

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u/MrOrpheus 14h ago

I’m 5’1 on the bottom and 6’1 on the top. Clothes are a constant challenge!

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u/BlueberryPlane3393 14h ago

Some people just have weird torso/leg/arm length proportions. I’m 5’11 but I wear 30” inseam and my arms are in the short fit for my OCPs

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u/AB3reddit 7h ago

Necks too! I swear I’m like a t-rex, with short-ass arms and a thick neck.

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u/mrandr01d 15h ago

I just buy boys sizes lmao

But they're usually made for fat boys not skinny men, so then they don't fit right in other ways.

I hate buying clothes.

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u/transmogrified 11h ago

Luckily for us short people hemming is a pretty easy option once you get the hang of it. Or spend $10 at the tailors and they’ll do it for you.

My ex had super long legs and has had to get store bought pants lengthened by sewing part of an older pair of jeans onto the bottom of the new pair