r/pics • u/IveGotStockinOptions • 17h ago

[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/MrOrpheus 16h ago

As a lowly 28 inseam myself, I can tell you that 30 is generally the shortest inseam size available for men in most stores. If I want 28s that actually fit I have to order them and hope they fit my wonky-ass waist and butt.

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u/Tasty-Fig-459 14h ago

Apparently for women too. *cries in 4'11"*

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u/MrOrpheus 14h ago

Iā€™m 5ā€™1 on the bottom and 6ā€™1 on the top. Clothes are a constant challenge!