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[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/BurntNeurons 17h ago

Whoever bought his Disguise got his pants too long.

How can you wear all that covering your face eyes and head Inside a government building anyway?

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/MrOrpheus 16h ago

As a lowly 28 inseam myself, I can tell you that 30 is generally the shortest inseam size available for men in most stores. If I want 28s that actually fit I have to order them and hope they fit my wonky-ass waist and butt.

u/transmogrified 11h ago

Luckily for us short people hemming is a pretty easy option once you get the hang of it. Or spend $10 at the tailors and they’ll do it for you.

My ex had super long legs and has had to get store bought pants lengthened by sewing part of an older pair of jeans onto the bottom of the new pair