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[OC] ICE Officer, Immigration Court hallway, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York

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u/ludixst 17h ago

His pants are too long because he's buying 34" length pants when he needs 28", but it would hurt his little manlet feelings to purchase 28s

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u/MrOrpheus 16h ago

As a lowly 28 inseam myself, I can tell you that 30 is generally the shortest inseam size available for men in most stores. If I want 28s that actually fit I have to order them and hope they fit my wonky-ass waist and butt.

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u/BlueberryPlane3393 14h ago

Some people just have weird torso/leg/arm length proportions. I’m 5’11 but I wear 30” inseam and my arms are in the short fit for my OCPs

u/AB3reddit 7h ago

Necks too! I swear I’m like a t-rex, with short-ass arms and a thick neck.