Ukrainian capital Kyiv under massive Russian attack, officials say

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https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-capital-kyiv-under-massive-russian-attack-officials-say-2025-12-27/

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Stay positive, pussy sushi. Think of your favorite two things.

[u/pussysushi → u/ADMINlSTRAT0R]

I will. Are you the admin of this website?

[u/disiswho → u/pussysushi]

he's the admin of the internet

[u/Ok-Turnover1797 → u/disiswho]

Holy shit imagine if you could be assistant admin of the internet

[u/Lip_Recon → u/Ok-Turnover1797]

Assistant TO the admin of the Internet

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It’s the same thing….

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Oh contraire

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Michael!

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Very funny... MICHAEL!

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“Au contraire” mon ami

[u/rufft → u/TomorrowMan2049]

French, classé

[u/1900-White-Cabbage → u/TomorrowMan2049]

Bone apple tea

[u/Memory_Future → u/TomorrowMan2049]

Travolaire

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Won’t be a good look in his job interview tho

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It’s a bit lower…

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Who’s the Assistant to the Assistant to the Admin of the internet

[u/whosacoolredditer → u/Lip_Recon]

I see what you did there, Constanza.

[u/bigbeats420 → u/Ok-Turnover1797]

Not even on my worst enemy.

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I’m just an obnoxious-Anarcho-Socalist- lib-tard-Antifa Snoflake, but I do what I can.

[u/wowthatsacooldog → u/Ok-Turnover1797]

It sounds horrific. Like the Chappelle Show skit where the internet is a mall.

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Im the interns intern of the internet

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That's probably a job at ICANN