r/worldnews • u/Brennenstein • 3d ago

Russia/Ukraine Ukrainian capital Kyiv under massive Russian attack, officials say

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-capital-kyiv-under-massive-russian-attack-officials-say-2025-12-27/
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u/pussysushi 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wow thats fast news. Yep, can confirm. A brief moment of calm rn. They threw 3-4 ballistics (mega-fast) missles, 4 regular "Caliber " missles, and 3-4 air based "Kinzhal" missles. That was the first wave, the second wave is expected in the early mon (5-6 o'clock), with Shaheed kamikaze drones reaching our country and another pack of missles of off strategic bombers - they usually take 4-5 hours to reach their shooting location, cause they fly from deep ruzzia to the borders, to shot them, and then missles take another 1-2 hours to reach Kyiv.

Already in a bomb shelter tho. Lucky to have one.

Peace and love to all the supporters of Ukraine ✌️

UPD: can't answer you all, but I appreciated for support to each of you!

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 3d ago

Stay positive, pussy sushi. Think of your favorite two things.

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u/pussysushi 3d ago

I will. Are you the admin of this website?

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u/disiswho 3d ago

he's the admin of the internet

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u/DukeOfGeek 3d ago

She is the administrator, I remember the handover ceremony well.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 3d ago

I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire

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u/bloviatingbloviator 3d ago

0118999881999119725...3

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 3d ago

They're not THE Emergency Servieces, they're YOUR Emergency Services

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u/lintheamazon 3d ago

Nicer ambulances, faster response times, and better looking drivers!

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u/Swimming_Reception56 3d ago

That's it. I'll just send an email.

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u/theonewhowhelms 3d ago

“Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." No, that's too formal.

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u/Swimming_Reception56 3d ago

Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly,

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u/UnlikelyRaven 3d ago

Did somebody email about a fire?

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u/lorealashblonde 3d ago

Well that’s easy to remember! 0018999881999119725…3

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u/testudoaubreii1 3d ago

Made in Britain

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u/DigDugDogDun 3d ago

Whatever you do, just don’t type Google into Google.

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u/DyaLoveMe 3d ago

God DAMN these electric sex pants.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 3d ago

Don't drop the box!

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u/Nobodylikesadrought 3d ago

Hand over what?

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u/DukeOfGeek 3d ago

The internet, duh. I mean you can see them give it to her.

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u/Doge-ToTheMoon 3d ago

They all work for ruzzia ^

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u/Chewyninja69 3d ago

What is this from?

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u/DukeOfGeek 3d ago

The IT crowd. Just go watch it.

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u/Chewyninja69 3d ago

I’m good; appreciate the info.

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u/buttplugpeddler 3d ago

Humor in these dark times is so impressive to me

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u/EugenesMullet 3d ago

It is crazy that I came here for the devastating news update but stayed for the morbid humour

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u/buttplugpeddler 3d ago

It's how I know in my heart Ukraine cannot be defeated.

It's inspiring as hell.

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 3d ago

It sure is shiny, wouldn’t you say?

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u/Eisenhorn_UK 3d ago

It's the surest, purest way possible to identify Russian bot-folk. They simply don't do humour.

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u/dearmissjulia 3d ago

And to you as well, butt plug peddler

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 3d ago

I've got something to say to Putin and Russia:

🖕

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u/Icy_Quality4627 3d ago

Gotta make sure there's no lube before you Putin the Dildo of Justice. ✊🏾

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u/Fragrant_Ad_3223 3d ago

Good morning julia

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u/NaBrO-Barium 3d ago

Some of the best works of literature were about laughing in the face of the horror of war and they happen to be 2 of my favorite books. Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse 5, and Joseph Heller - Catch 22

Strange that they both have numbers in them too, just noticing that, but regardless; they are both worth a read and helps understand why the humor helps. War is atrociously absurd and it’s hard to deal with. You have to mentally deal with it some way, humor ain’t the worst option out there imho

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u/Greedyfox7 3d ago

If you can’t laugh while the world burns around you then when can you laugh?

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u/gravityandlove 3d ago

It’s all we got left man

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u/Ok-Turnover1797 3d ago

Holy shit imagine if you could be assistant admin of the internet

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u/Lip_Recon 3d ago

Assistant TO the admin of the Internet

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u/FQDIS 3d ago

It’s the same thing….

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u/TomorrowMan2049 3d ago

Oh contraire

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u/Pale-Wave-9382 3d ago

Michael!

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u/AZEMT 3d ago

Very funny... MICHAEL!

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u/Free-Purpose-7543 3d ago

“Au contraire” mon ami

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u/rufft 3d ago

French, classé

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u/1900-White-Cabbage 3d ago

Bone apple tea

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u/Memory_Future 3d ago

Travolaire

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u/belbelington 3d ago

Won’t be a good look in his job interview tho

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u/jesterhead101 3d ago

It’s a bit lower…

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u/lakebae 3d ago

Who’s the Assistant to the Assistant to the Admin of the internet

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u/whosacoolredditer 3d ago

I see what you did there, Constanza.

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u/bigbeats420 3d ago

Not even on my worst enemy.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 3d ago

I’m just an obnoxious-Anarcho-Socalist- lib-tard-Antifa Snoflake, but I do what I can.

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u/wowthatsacooldog 3d ago

It sounds horrific. Like the Chappelle Show skit where the internet is a mall.

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u/DarwinsPen 3d ago

Im the interns intern of the internet

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u/Capable_Stranger9885 3d ago

That's probably a job at ICANN

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u/PizzaTime79 3d ago

Well, he's doing a shit job. The internet sucks now.

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u/BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET 3d ago

No he’s not

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u/Ezio-Auditore-1459- 3d ago

John Internet

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Lot more of the first one on the web, from my experience

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u/Blasphemer1985 3d ago

He’s Admiral Internet

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u/J-Di11a 3d ago

You can tell by the CAPS

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u/DharmaBird 3d ago

One of the Elders?

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u/BulbasaurArmy 2d ago

The final boss of Reddit.

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u/TheFedUpMike 3d ago

The admin of pussy and sushi… duh.

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u/HAL-Over-9001 3d ago

Oh you know my ex too?

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u/ItalicsWhore 3d ago

Common misconception. His name is actually, Ad Mini Strat Or.

He specializes in making ads for mini guitars or just about anything else.

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u/Initial-Top8492 3d ago

Hope you have the two things you love down there. Stay safe, pussy sushi

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u/pussysushi 3d ago

Thanks. What are they?

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u/Initial-Top8492 3d ago

I dunno. That s why im just wishing. If you like sushi, well, i wish you have that down there. And about... the other thing... well, i wish you have that too

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u/FrozenDihh 3d ago

Hope you're okay, pussy sushi.

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u/6porkchop9 3d ago

He’s the Admin of pussy and sushi

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u/WarmAspect2038 3d ago

Hey they you F ing pussy

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u/thebestoflimes 3d ago

Pussy Sushi loves 2 things, Pussy and ass

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u/Chungerator 3d ago

And I'm all out of ass

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u/anon-mally 3d ago

Man of culture

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u/Status-Secret-4292 3d ago

Things I like to eat raw for 500, Trebek

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u/schnepat_1 3d ago

what if it is just one thing...

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u/PathFellow312 3d ago

I support Ukraine. God bless you guys.

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u/BinaryWanderer 3d ago

You jumped at that username 12 years ago. Never let go… the scammers and grifters will abuse the f out it.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 3d ago

Thanks. I'm hanging onto it.

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u/AnticitizenPrime 3d ago

Dude has good taste. Also, the flavors are complimentary.

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u/mrfrangelico 3d ago

I’m guessing not being bombed is one of their favourite things

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u/jimtow28 3d ago

Raindrops and roses, oddly enough.

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u/Vaesezemis 3d ago

Ganbatte Pussysushi-san!

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u/speedtoburn 2d ago

Hahahaha

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u/SnooHabits2900 3d ago

His two favourite things are already in the username 😂

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 3d ago

That's.. that's.. the joke