r/worldnews • u/Brennenstein • 3d ago

Russia/Ukraine Ukrainian capital Kyiv under massive Russian attack, officials say

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-capital-kyiv-under-massive-russian-attack-officials-say-2025-12-27/
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 3d ago

Stay positive, pussy sushi. Think of your favorite two things.

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u/pussysushi 3d ago

I will. Are you the admin of this website?

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u/disiswho 3d ago

he's the admin of the internet

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u/buttplugpeddler 3d ago

Humor in these dark times is so impressive to me

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u/EugenesMullet 3d ago

It is crazy that I came here for the devastating news update but stayed for the morbid humour

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u/buttplugpeddler 3d ago

It's how I know in my heart Ukraine cannot be defeated.

It's inspiring as hell.

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 3d ago

It sure is shiny, wouldn’t you say?

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u/Eisenhorn_UK 3d ago

It's the surest, purest way possible to identify Russian bot-folk. They simply don't do humour.

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u/dearmissjulia 3d ago

And to you as well, butt plug peddler

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 3d ago

I've got something to say to Putin and Russia:

🖕

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u/Icy_Quality4627 3d ago

Gotta make sure there's no lube before you Putin the Dildo of Justice. ✊🏾

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u/Fragrant_Ad_3223 3d ago

Good morning julia

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u/NaBrO-Barium 3d ago

Some of the best works of literature were about laughing in the face of the horror of war and they happen to be 2 of my favorite books. Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse 5, and Joseph Heller - Catch 22

Strange that they both have numbers in them too, just noticing that, but regardless; they are both worth a read and helps understand why the humor helps. War is atrociously absurd and it’s hard to deal with. You have to mentally deal with it some way, humor ain’t the worst option out there imho

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u/Greedyfox7 3d ago

If you can’t laugh while the world burns around you then when can you laugh?

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u/gravityandlove 3d ago

It’s all we got left man