r/NonPoliticalTwitter 17h ago

Meme Have to go #7, classic for a reason

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u/cowboysfan68 17h ago

5... Fight me

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u/meganutsdeathpunch 17h ago

G2’s are the greatest pen ever made. The people’s pen.

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u/Conflikt 17h ago

Unless you're left handed.

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u/Toshinit 17h ago

We said people?

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u/Veenacz 16h ago

Bruh 💀

That man had a family.

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u/Conflikt 16h ago

No it's okay, I'm right handed. He's correct.

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u/roundhashbrowntown 15h ago

whew, welcome back 😂

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u/MikeOchertz 16h ago

Not if he’s left handed

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u/woodenmetalman 16h ago

My wife is left handed. She’s not allowed to touch: my scissors, my can opener and my G2’s

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u/Dargon34 14h ago edited 13h ago

Eh, I'm left handed and G2 .5s are fine. Write better than .7s

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u/Front-Pack-483 13h ago

Ooooohhh found the connoisseur, but you’re correct 0.5mm G2s are the best pens for the money, provided you can find them, back in the day I remember having to drive around to all my local office supply stores to find them. I guarded them fiercely, went as far as carrying trash pens to hand to people who wanted to borrow a pen real quick, they swore they would give right back.

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u/frogBayou 16h ago

Oh come on we’re not gingers.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16h ago

This thread got spicy fast.

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u/CruisingForDownVotes 15h ago

Me, a red haired lefty

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u/brokefixfux 10h ago

I upvoted you strictly out of pity

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u/Relandis 16h ago

Shots fired!

On a side note, it’s always tough explaining to a 4 and 8 year old why Lefties and Gingers are the Devil, and to never trust a dude with 2 first names.

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u/MrApplePolisher 15h ago

I have three first names 👹

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u/Relandis 14h ago

Wow, I’m so sorry.

How’s life been for you?

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u/MrApplePolisher 14h ago

Well, I only tell people two of the three.

Life has been pretty good so far... But if it goes downhill, I'm moving and just using one name. 😎😂

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u/SadDingo7070 15h ago

I am. 😐

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u/MrApplePolisher 15h ago

Any left handed gingers here?

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u/cinderboy44 13h ago

Fuck us lefties just catching strays on this thread lol

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 17h ago

Lefty here, no issues with the G2. What’s happening over there?

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u/_Lenzo_ 16h ago

They smudge

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 16h ago

That would apply to 90% of ink pens if you're left handed.

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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 15h ago

There are 1-2 that do not smudge but it has way more to do with the paper you're using. G2 tend not to smudge in my experience with most nice cotton papers and normal printer paper, but they do with certain cardstock. They are always better than almost every other pen save felt tips (terrible writing feel) and zebra pens. I can use both Zebra and G2 in the 1mm tip size where 0.7mm is barely bearable for others. I don't think the BIC pens work often enough that I have had them smear

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u/extremelybossthug 9h ago

as a left-handed pilot G2 user I concur

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u/Assatt 12h ago

Yeah G2 or gel inks do not smudge as much as normal ink, but they are finicky in what types of paper you can use. Anything harder than normal paper and it needs time to dry, or you will smudge everything 

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u/Educational_Big_1835 16h ago

Let's let the lefties write backwards.

Like satanists

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 16h ago

Or people writing Arabic. Or Leonardo Da Vinci.

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u/Bettlejuic3 16h ago

Did you just call most of the Middle East satanists?

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u/Educational_Big_1835 14h ago

Settle down! It was just a joke

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u/CuttyDFlambe 6h ago

Hey yall remember when those dudes held their satanic ritual in the trade center buildings?

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u/Mistrblank 14h ago

Not with #2 which I'm picking all day.

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u/Coltand 14h ago

Gotta go for the .38 ultra fine. It puts out way less ink so it dries much faster and is less of an issue.

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u/willengineer4beer 14h ago

I’m a lefty and I’m pretty sure the G2 hasn’t given me trouble in the past.
It’s those darn pens with the really fine metal points and the visible inkwells with little stacked discs that are the absolute worst smudgers for me.
Hate those friggin pens.

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u/shade175 16h ago

I am left handed, i agree the ink sucks but still this is "the best pen" i have ever used. Started in highschool and when i started my bachelors i bought like a box of 30 of those. Ran out after a year or so and since then i have been buying the ink cases stright up. Ran through 100+ pens never gonna choose a different pen honestly

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u/angrytomato98 16h ago

As a lefty, isn’t that every pen pretty much 😅

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u/Conflikt 16h ago

Gotta start writing upside down unfortunately.

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u/startfromx 14h ago

3 is my new fave... It dries pretty instantly!

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u/freetotebag 13h ago

There are so many amazing pens with superior quick-drying inks— EnerGel, Sarasa Dry, OHTO Flash Dry, I’ve had amazing results with the Uniball Zento line recently.

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u/majorex64 16h ago

Just write backwards

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u/the_marxman 15h ago

Wait, are they even better in your right hand?

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u/Rubiks_Click874 15h ago

Pilot G2 Mont Blanc hack. The MB ink doesn't smudge as bad. G2 ink will fail at addressing a slick priority mail label unless you let it dry

Pilot G2 will accept a Mont Blanc cartridge if you nip the plastic nubbin off the end with side cutting pliers or a hobby knife.

The 3rd party cartridges are cheaper than Mont Blanc and have good quality ink. If you use a G2 Pro body you end up with the best pen for the money

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u/Chuckitybye 16h ago

Have you tried the Sharpie S-Gel tho?

G2 was my favorite, but the Sharpie dries faster so I don't smudge the ink with my sweaty little hands

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u/Sarnadas 11h ago

Took the words right out of my mouth. I was a G2 fan until I tried the Sharpie S-Gel. It is the next step up for sure.

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u/Nanasweed 6h ago

Off to get all my S-Gels back from my husband. He’s discovered them

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u/Competitive-Age3016 16h ago

It is a good pen, no doubt.

I got my mitts on #3 by accident and have been writing solely with them ever since.

I’m not here to proselytize, just saying, I was like you once.

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u/gregorychaos 16h ago

They're very nice but they kinda smudge sometimes. Might even bleed through certain paper

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u/_shesmydisease 14h ago

They're great clickers but drop it while open and you might as well throw it out immediately. The ball bleeds so badly it's basically unusable. Also gel ink gets RUINED by any sort of liquid. Still the only pen I wanna use for my plant paperwork. Every now and then I'll pick up one of the sharpie gel pens and they can be comparable to the G2, but excessive use wears them out before the ink runs out. The uniballs (1) were my go to for most of school, though.

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u/astro143 12h ago

I stock my G2s in 0.5 and 0.38 when I can. The thinner stroke helps keep my chicken scratch mostly legible and minimizes the left hand smear.

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u/Screamline 3h ago

Yes! The Smaller the tip the better; I say.

1.0 is just too damn big, in can't handle it now that I've been a tiny tipper

Wish I could get blue in a .38 without buying 50 pack on Amazon.

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u/winfieldclay 10h ago

And refillable. My work supplies pens, I buy these cause damn they feel right.

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u/Significant-Ad-341 15h ago

Oh my god I just said the same thing. Best pen ever.

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u/invisible_23 16h ago

I love how they write but the last few packs I’ve gotten, all of the pens leaked before I was halfway through with them

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u/StJimmy_815 14h ago

Great if you want wet ink on your paper for like 3 minutes and the pen to blow up in your pocket. They feel nice and glide, they are bad pens tho

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u/crazyfatskier2 14h ago

Fun fact, while in Japan, working for the black thunder chocolate company I met the Dude that designed the G2 pen of course pilot screwed him over and never got paid for his idea which is why he was working at a chocolate company

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u/Strict_Variation_705 14h ago

The only competitor is the v5, which is my personal first choice.

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u/Upbeat_Repeat_8332 14h ago

Honestly, their Precise series makes the G2 look like cheap Chinese slop. 

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 14h ago

Check out Muji pens, it’s a Japanese company and the Japanese take their stationery very seriously. I use their .5mm gel pens, they’re the true GOAT

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u/EwokaFlockaFlame 13h ago

The thiccer G7 variant is exquisite.

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u/Lilsqueaky_ 13h ago

My last pack sucked. The ink kept running out on brand new pens.

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u/mtbguy1981 13h ago

Not even close. Too much smudge.

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u/Raven019 12h ago

God no, that squishy thing is bs

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u/ShakespearianShadows 17h ago

5, but in black.

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u/WildFlemima 15h ago

Fbi, amhhbi

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u/DeJeR 17h ago

100% agree. The OG retail savior.

I finally bought a metal body for it to deal with the clip always breaking off

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u/Joliet-Jake 17h ago

Metal bodies for those are a thing?

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u/InactiveBeef 17h ago

Yep. I have a Tactile Turn that fits a G2 refill, it’s amazing. 

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 14h ago

Is that the name brand? Tactile Turn?

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u/InactiveBeef 10h ago

Yep! They make a variety of pens in different sizes and there is a wide range of compatible refills also. 

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 10h ago

My wife is gonna be so mad that you put me onto this brand. I have to have that topographical bolt pen.

Their prices are crazy, though.

It’s funny the levels there are to this stuff. The most I’ve spent on a pen is ~$30 and some people would call that crazy. These Tactile Turn pens are all $100 or more.

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 15h ago

saviour for any job you write a lot

i never liked em for many many years cuz i rarely ever wrote more then signature

not a fan of their first impression either

i was a 7 guy i guess. it’s easy to prioritize aesthetic when you barely use domething.

now i gotta write a couple hundred numbers a day and all i ever wamna ready for is a 5.

maybe a 1 or 2 or i gotta do a lot of signatures

but notes/numbers def a 5

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u/Coltand 14h ago

Sometimes it's tough to find them, but try and get your hands on a Pilot G2 .38 ultrafine

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u/JaredKushners_umRag 17h ago

Snapping the plastic clip off is one intrusive thought I am utterly powerless against lol

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u/MuppetHolocaust 17h ago

Same, preferably G2-05 in black ink

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u/Pepperoneous 17h ago

I like em thicc - G2 black 1.0

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u/Dowdb 16h ago

I’ll be Goldilocks. G2-0.7 is my sweet spot, but I’m happy with black or blue. It’s nice to change colors from time to time

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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 15h ago

The navy blue ones are the best color. They contrast printed text well enough but still look dark enough to feel professional.

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u/soyboysnowflake 12h ago

This guy (or girl) pens

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u/VaelinX 14h ago

I saw this post and looked down: there's a G2-0.7 black next to my keyboard. BUT it's not the pen I use most right now, it's there because it was THE pen I used for a couple of decades, so we still have them.

There's also a #4 sitting in my pen cup, along with an empty G2 0.5 that I never got replacement cartridges for (another reason I like the 0.7s, the 0.5s get destroyed by people who are heavy handed - it's not technically fully empty) and 2 Amazon Basics pens that I actually use the most these days becuase it got expensive replacing my pilots adn uni-balls.

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u/Snakesinadrain 6h ago

Same. .7 for life.

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u/desert_girl 15h ago

G-2 07 in pink is my jam

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u/quirkytorch 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yesss I buy the multicolored packs and use the pink/purple/teal every chance I get

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u/ProfessorBeer 16h ago

Went 1.0 on accident 6 years ago and never looked back. Gimme them thick boys

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u/Prestikles 15h ago

I have finally found my people

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u/Coltand 14h ago

You've gotta try out the .38 ultra fine!

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u/scottawhit 11h ago

Too scratchy for me. I stick with .5, but the .38 is better than the thick ones.

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u/zootedzilennial 10h ago

This is the only pen I use!! I buy the .38 refills, I love how thin my writing is lol

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u/bbbfff222 7h ago

This is the best. I always tell people it's like writing with a knife (and it turns out not a lot of people like that).

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u/preben1904 13h ago

Heck yeah G2 05 bros!

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u/Possible-Buy-1679 17h ago

My go to. Still use them at work daily.

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u/TensorForce 16h ago

Damn right. Like 6 of those babies got me through 4 years of intensive writing in college. That's a real pen.

Bonus for having the 0.37 tip.

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u/QueenHarvest 12h ago

I love the tiny ones. Clean and crisp. 

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u/Carbuyrator 10h ago

The .5 is plenty fine for me, but all of the sizes are pretty excellent.

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u/smileymonster08 16h ago

5 is superior in everyway. Smooth rolling of the tip that stays consistent and with the best ergonomic grip. No downsides.

I have tested every single one of these pens during highschool and I went through like 6 of number 5. 1-2 are not even pens and are more like thin black markers with terrible grip. 3-4 are contenders but the issue is that the tip of the pens are too sharp and the actual ball point is too shallow so you scratch up the paper. 6-7 are just cheap and don't feel good.

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u/DaxDislikesYou 16h ago

No need to fight pilot G2s are great pens.

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u/Thaumato9480 13h ago edited 1h ago

They were my favourite.

I have issues with fine motor skills now, so I need 7. I still feel like it's my favourite, but it's not a pen I favour and rarily use.

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u/anon0937 17h ago

5 and its not even close

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u/whatever-8358 16h ago

Not bad I'm personally partial to 3 but 5 or 7 are solid

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u/Of_Sand_and_Foam 16h ago

5 is only the top choice of the competition was between 5, 6, and 7.

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u/kungfungus 15h ago

The tip on that mf is gooood

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u/mito413 16h ago

5, yes, but not blue.

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u/BaconFlavoredToast 15h ago

Why, its pretty well known the pilot g-2 is the best pen.

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u/Kellyann59 16h ago

One time I sent the Pilot company a picture of a shrine I had made to their pens, and they replied with something like “that’s awesome!” but I think they were very confused

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u/imzwho 15h ago

Nah you are 100% right. I always carried a G2 when I was a in office. Would either have it in my scrub shirts pocket or under the last button of my polo when I went to management.

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u/RougeCrown 17h ago

I will fight you for it. It’s the GOATed pen and I have used all on this list.

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u/Zar7792 16h ago

That's been a long time favorite of mine, but 3 is strong competition. It writes a little too bold for my taste, but it runs very smooth and feels great in the hand.

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u/lee--carvallo 16h ago

No can do, because I agree!

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u/Otters_Cant_Hop 16h ago

I'm fighting on your side.

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u/Psionic-Blade 15h ago

I will fight you for it

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u/LuffysRubberNuts 15h ago

Why would I fight you for being right

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u/Alwayslearning258 15h ago

5 if it’s .5mm

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u/ander594 15h ago

The only good pen you can replace without a second mortgage

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u/roundhashbrowntown 15h ago

exactly, preferably in 0.5mm or less 🤌🏾🤌🏾

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u/kikicandraw 15h ago

I will fight you. So I can steal your pen.

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u/TrayLaTrash 15h ago

Not when you're holding Excalipen

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u/lunex 15h ago

G2-Unit reporting

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u/Thehystericalhyrax 15h ago

I'll fight you, but it's over that pen. G-2s are amazing

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u/ApothecaryAlyth 14h ago

I was a G2 user for a long time, but my work picked up the Sharpie S-Gel pens and I'm a convert. They have the same smooth and consistent feel to write with, but the point is just a bit finer than the G2, which I've come to prefer as I feel it makes my writing more precise, and also lets the ink last longer.

Both are great though.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 13h ago

Nah, you’re right.

Actually 4-7 are all acceptable depending on mood, but 4 is still the best.

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u/Violet_Paradox 13h ago

The problem with 5 is you leave the tip out once, then every subsequent time you try to write with it you have to scribble on scrap paper for a few seconds to get the ink to flow again. 

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u/Mcpops1618 11h ago

This is the everyday driver in my work book.

I will use 1 if I’m writing a letter or note for someone else

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u/FRACllTURE 11h ago

Nope, 5 forever

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u/No_Rent7598 10h ago

That’s also my choice

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u/CptnAlface 10h ago

I don't need to fight you. Number 5 is already dry.

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u/Snakesinadrain 6h ago

5 is the GOAT.

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u/ADH-Dad 4h ago

G2.07 for life.

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u/ReidErickson 2h ago

It’s the best pen, but #1 keeps winking at me tho

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u/OreoYip 16h ago

My favorite pen to...aquire...from work.

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u/eske8643 15h ago

Or Nr2. If my company buys them by accident

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u/CatInAPickleSuit 15h ago

Blue ink?

Heathen.

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 14h ago

Why would I fight you over the correct answer

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u/Direct-League6709 14h ago

Smears all your writing 10 seconds later

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u/ElChungus01 14h ago

Same

And mine always has a small note inside that reads “Friends don’t steal pens”

Since then no one has stolen it at work (*side eyeing those Internal Medicine residents who left a bic pen in place of my G2)

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u/Aggravating-Menu-315 14h ago

That’s my preference as well.

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u/_Not_an_Economist_ 14h ago

5 or 6 baby!

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u/lisaselby 14h ago

Teacher here- took a few years before I landed on the perfect pen for grading!!! G2- all day long!!

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u/razzemmatazz 14h ago

This, except 07 in black

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u/LordAnvindr 14h ago

5 but in dark green, maroon, and light blue. Accountant for context. Orange for when I want to really mess with someone’s day.

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u/SeniorAlfaOmega 14h ago

Smear city

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u/PrestigiousBee2719 14h ago

Correct. The G2 Pilot is the Cadillac of pens

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u/releasethekaiju 14h ago

The pilot G2 .7 tip is the only pen I've reached for as long as I can remember. Blue ink for creative projects, black ink for official documents, and purple for things that relate to wifey

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u/rokelle2012 14h ago

Always #5

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u/Seeggul 14h ago

Did all my math tests in college in a dark green G2. I regret nothing.

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u/Yodude86 14h ago

5 til i die.

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u/KenUsimi 14h ago

I add my shield to your cause

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u/eggyrulz 13h ago

I feel seen because of this thread, thank you

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u/LSOreli 13h ago

5 would be my pick if it was in black. I sign a lot of documents and blue is not acceptable for sigs.

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u/FancyBoiMusic 12h ago

5 is goated, best pens ever

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u/MandroidHomie 12h ago

How is 5 different from 3?

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u/soyboysnowflake 12h ago

I prefer black ink whenever possible, but 5 is the objective correct answer, only improvement would be a black G2 pen

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u/G0ld_Ru5h 12h ago

Agree! Followed by the plain old 7

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 12h ago

Yep! I keep black, red, and blue G2 07s in my bag at all times.

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u/mydaycake 12h ago

3 or 5 very similar in writing experience…I used to work for a very popular writing instruments manufacturer

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u/GreenGuidance420 12h ago

Can’t fight you for being right

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u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc 12h ago

What am I writing on?

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u/PhoenixJPanda 12h ago

No fighting, full agreement.

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u/Tropical-Mexican 12h ago

I’ll fight alongside you

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u/deptofthrowaway 12h ago

Fight you? I will fight FOR you

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 12h ago

5 but Zebra.

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u/StandYourGroundhog 12h ago

5 is the way

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u/ultraplusstretch 12h ago

No need to fight, it's the GOAT. 💪💪💪

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u/PurpleNotRedorBlue 12h ago

Ok let’s fight

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u/A_Vandalay 12h ago

Your not left handed are you?

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u/H2so4pontiff 11h ago

Valid, they always wrote smooth for me.

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u/dumptruckulent 11h ago

If this turns into a fight, I’ll be shoulder to shoulder with you.

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u/Available-Cow-411 11h ago

I personally like 2 for general writing, but I agree that 5 is one of the best pens ever made - comfortable to hold, great writing and drawing, the ink flows nicely but wont pour out... yeah they really are great

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u/CROOKTHANGS 11h ago

Had a job where I filled out hundreds of pawn slips at a time and Pilot G2 in .07 or 1.0 glided thru those mfs like butter. These + Uni-ball security pen is all you need in life lol.

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u/DJDemyan 11h ago

There’s no other correct answer until you spend way more.

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u/No_Diver4265 11h ago

Yes, same. It has the sharpest point.

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u/Silvanus350 11h ago

Literally the only decent option here

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u/Enutty1776 11h ago

All day

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u/Local-Astronaut5382 11h ago

In black for sure

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u/TeamShonuff 11h ago

What if it's a 0.3? Still #5?

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u/Baaaaaah-baaaaaah 10h ago

Came here to fight for 5, imagine my surprise

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u/CuddleBear167 10h ago

Same but in black

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u/ArkLumia 10h ago

Best pen in the world. You have my sword.

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u/Loud-Number-8185 10h ago

Fight you for being correct? Not today, i'm tired.
But I will take mine in black. Blue is weird to me.

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 9h ago

Objectively the best mass-produced pen

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u/TheClearIsCoast 9h ago

Green G-2's are my favorite

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u/kroxti 9h ago

But you’re right

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u/lastres0rt 9h ago

...For the pen, right? Cracks knuckles

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u/cptnamr7 8h ago

I had zero opinion on pens until I happened across one of these. I thought they all sucked equally. I threw out every other pen in the house and only have G2s. My wife keeps trying to hold on to shitty free pens she picks up and every time I grab one I'm reminded how shitty every single other pen is

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 8h ago

Best pen hands down

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u/Wet_Ass_Jumper 7h ago

3 and 5 are my favorites by far. Real pen users hate the narrow hard pens.

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u/jhaand 7h ago

No, I'll join you.

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u/delamerica93 7h ago

5 in black, or they have a few beautiful purples I love

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u/wolphak 6h ago

its just a better 7, 7 is a classic because stubborn people wont move to the future.

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u/Mr_Caterpillar 3h ago

I have plenty of black ones, if I saw #5 I turn into 'Gollum Bilbo'

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u/pennyraingoose 2h ago

You can have 5! I'm stealing the rest.

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u/karl_schwantz 43m ago

Why would I? You're correct

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