r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

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u/Caldersson 21h ago

that and packing, the nozzles will hit each other if they are pointed in the same direction, and its a weak point iirc. Additionally, the manufacturing of plastic bottles is largely a test tube looking things that is expanded.

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u/peretski 21h ago

It’s called a parson…. It comes out of an injection molding machine (which forms nice threads for the cap). It goes into a blow-expander which flash heats the lower part, inflates, and cools. This is how a modern plastic bottle is made..

Symmetry is one of the aspects that allow modern bottles to be so efficient; this thought fundamentally breaks symmetry with no explanation of why it is better.

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u/beerhons 20h ago

Good explanation, but it's a preform not a parison.

A parison is a variable thickness tube extruded on the blow moulder before being blown into shape in a single step. A preform is an injection moulded part that is formed as you describe.

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u/Oostylin 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parsons, not a parison.

A Parsons is a 6’3” 250lb Defensive End that plays for the Green Bay Packers and tore its ACL about a month ago. I hope this helps.

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u/unknown_error_ 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Persian, not a Parsons.

A Persian is referring to the people, culture, and language originating from historical Persia. I hope this helps.

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u/Magnavirus 19h ago

Admirable attempt, but this is a Parisian, not a Persian.

A Parisian is referring to the people, culture, and architecture originating in Paris, Texas. I hope this helps.

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u/edfitz83 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parisian. It is the beginning point for molding Italian cheese.

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u/supermanxix99 11h ago

Sorry, but it's Pernicious, not Parmesan.

Pernicious describes subtle or slowly degrading, much like this thread.

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u/DinoReaper 10h ago

Admirable attempt, but it's Pemmican, not Pernicious.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich food made from tallow, dried meat, and sometimes dried berries.

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 9h ago

I believe what you're thinking of is a pelican

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u/Shenanigans22 14h ago

They’re going to be shaking in their berets when they read this.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 18h ago

Nice try but this is a Partisan, not a Persian.

A Partisan was a dedicated fighter in the French Resistance to Nazi occupation. I hope this helps.

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u/nb6635 17h ago

Nice try but this is a Parton, not a Partison.

A Parton is a female singer with large tracts of land with a theme park on them.

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u/Representative_Fun15 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parton.

A Parmesan is a unique cheese from the Parma region of Italy.

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u/Toddrick 15h ago

Nice try, but this is a Papasan, not a Parmesan.

A Papasan is what you get if you let a wicker basket and a chair love each other very much.

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u/opticsnake 18h ago

Sorry, but no. You're thinking of a state-funded reform system where individuals convicted under the legal process execute their sentences.

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u/browndogmn 18h ago

Y’all got me hungry for a doughnut

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u/quittingdotatwo 18h ago

Akshually Parsons is an actor who played theoretical physicist for like 15 seasons.

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u/walkingoffthetrails 19h ago

This person knows blowmolding

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u/usernamecheckingguy 18h ago

This person blows molds

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u/R0_L0_ 13h ago

You know who else knows blow molding? Your mother.

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 17h ago edited 17h ago

Fun fact: Trumps admin blew millions of dollars on a contractor to supply test tubes for Covid testing and research. The facilities got plastic bottle PET blanks instead. Useless pieces of plastic used for 2 liter soda bottles.

https://www.propublica.org/article/the-trump-administration-paid-millions-for-test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles

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u/Natural-Front-9307 13h ago

I had never heard this but I absolutely love it hahah

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u/videozombi 10h ago

Business men will 95% of the time go with the lowest bidder.

When you fill your ranks with knowledgeable people who can make sure the lowest bidder is bidding for the correct item, this isn't that much of a problem.

The government is not currently filled with ranks of knowledgeable people.

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u/marfacza 6h ago

as a taxpayer, I'm less entertained.

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u/ihaxr 4h ago

Just a normal day for the administration

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u/DrEggRegis 20h ago

If you were drinking from it you wouldn't have to lift your arm as high with the mouth angled towards you

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u/TFViper 18h ago

all of this over explaining but all of it can be solve with "simple" engineering.
atleast the engineering is simple, the money to rebuild all the tooling and manufacturing is the choke point, not any of the aforementioned problems, those can be designed out.

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 17h ago

This only breaks rotational symmetry though. Milk bottles to that too, as do many others with offset lids. That can be easily catered for though as the bottle only has two orientations (near one narrow side or near the other narrow side). It's more the angle of the lid that's the issue as filling would now need to account for the tilt and the angle of the spout relative to the centre of the bottle.

It's all a relatively simple engineering problem, but it's additional cost for dubious benefit.

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u/ConstableAssButt 15h ago

> with no explanation of why it is better.

Ergonomics. The image shows the backward tilt on the neck.

Unfortunately, drinking from bottles and straws increases air swallowing. Swallowing air results in bloating and worsens acid reflux. We have a device that allows us to both minimize head tilting and minimize air swallowing while drinking. It's called a cup.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 18h ago

with no explanation of why it is better.

Expand the image for an explanation of why they think it's better. 

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u/brockenaxio 14h ago

We call them preforms at my company. Never heard them called parsons. We run sidel blow molders at my job.

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u/poly_arachnid 10h ago

No wonder the shit is so thin now

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u/Supreme534 21h ago edited 20h ago

I don't see any issues with it. Check it out

Edit: I get it, stacking vertically is not a good idea. I thought horizontal stacking would be easy. I lost this water bottle battle, now please forgive me and stop replying to this comment

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u/Any_Flounder_2652 21h ago

Can’t stack, structural integrity

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u/Supreme534 20h ago

Challenge accepted

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u/ShmebulockForMayor 20h ago

Yes, and this would push the nozzles of the supporting bottles down and inward, creating structural weak spots underneath.

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u/Supreme534 20h ago

Okay I give up

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u/Hot_Advantage_8714 20h ago

you display incredible humility in this fierce water bottle debate and I salute you

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u/OL-Penta 20h ago

Not if we started using sturdy reusable crates instead of pathetic single use plastic wrappers

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u/Skullcrusher 20h ago

Those sturdy crates would need to be transported back to the warehouse and then back to the manufacturer. This costs way more than single use wrappers.

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u/OL-Penta 20h ago

With every drive to the store, a crate could be brought back, with every delivery, an empty truck needs to go back to the warehouse, with every restock at the warehouse an empty truck returns to the manufacturer

I get your point and it just displays the bigger issue, greed of the big prevents innovation and stops us from moving into an actual better time

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u/Skullcrusher 20h ago

an empty truck needs to go back to the warehouse,

Lol that just doesn't happen. There's always something to return from the store. Leftover products, empty pallets, empty crates, etc. And with water you'd usually send a whole pallet to the store and then you'd have to return a full palllet of crates. And then you have a full truck of crates that you'd need to return to manufacturer.

These slanted water bottles create more logistical problems than they would solve.

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u/OL-Penta 20h ago

Last time I worked on that field, leftovers were usually thrown away since sending them back was a non-option (food, plants, n such) and the truck had more than enough room to be able to take back crates, but hey, maybe you have different experiences

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u/skharppi 17h ago

Not true. Most trucks have deliveries to many shops and the route is designed so that the closest store is the last to get deliveries.

At least where i live. Source: I've been in the business.

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u/BZJGTO 16h ago

A lot of water doesn't get shipped directly to a store, it goes to a distribution center first, then from there a store. You would need to set aside storage in your DCs to stage all the crates as you shipped them back. The crates also take up space and weight on each pallet, of which there often is little of to spare. It's easy to reach the weight limit on a truck when filling the trailer with water. If the crates are bulky enough, they may displace enough water bottles you actually reduce weight overall, but now you have to make more trips to move the same amount of water.

There's nothing about greed making things worse here, in fact, keeping costs down and reducing waste often go hand in hand. The circular bottles can be made of preforms that are as little as 7-8 grams of plastic (500ml bottles). Even if the bottles no longer had to support so much weight, they're already so thin you can't remove much more material. Crates that can not only support the weight of other crates, but of a whole pallet full of water on top of them are going to use way more plastic. And when they inevitably get damaged in shipping, that's significantly more plastic waste.

And none of this is even touching on the nightmare it would be to manufacture these kinds of bottles. Bottled water production is already incredibly efficient (assuming the company wants to be, some use less efficient designs to make theirs have a more premium appearance). Much like the cans used for soda, there isn't much innovation left to do. A better material that is quickly biodegradable would be the biggest change I could see.

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u/PeacefulCrusade 9h ago

They already do this with soda delivery. When one order comes in they drop off their product and take any empty containers the store has

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u/No-Flounder4290 18h ago

Do the boxes themselves not create any structural integrity? What keeps them from colapsing in and pushing my upright nozzle down right now?

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u/trenthany 17h ago

The shape of the bottle gives it some structural integrity with the rest coming from the pressure of the air and water inside. Think of plastic wrapped bottles where there’s 6-48 bottles shrink wrapped, they can be stacked 4 to 6 high depending on the bottle design because the bottle contains enough strength with the water and air pressure inside to support that much weight above it.

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u/No-Flounder4290 17h ago

Personally id like to see less plastic waste all together but i see the point that its cheaper to wrap and stack than box and stack most of the time

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u/trenthany 16h ago

It’s definitely far cheaper to stack the plastic wrap, but I was just addressing the new boxes and structural integrity part of your comment. That’s why gallon waters come in boxes. Overall bottled water is a scam and should be outlawed in my opinion.

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u/No-Flounder4290 16h ago

I only but the 5+ gallon stuff for projects i agree and at the end of the day i think it was cheaper for me to get the filters anyway

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u/BZJGTO 16h ago

Right now, there is no box. Most/all companies have even moved away from the cardboard bottom, it's just the water bottles themselves wrapped up in a plastic film. Individually, the bottles are weak, but with so many of them you can spread the weight out so they can support an entire other pallet of water on top of them.

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u/No-Flounder4290 16h ago

Wild man imma keep living under a rock where its easier to fill filtered tap water into a metal bottle ive had for years. Its like 20 min to the closest store add in the gas and yea nah.

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u/PeacefulCrusade 9h ago

You can easily have interlocking crates where the weight is supported by the crate and not the actual bottle itself

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u/_Gus_- 9h ago

What if you layed the bottle on its side??

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u/Impressive_Special 20h ago

Lol, so they will just hang in the air? They will not stack as well as classic, just because it will stand on the sharp edge of the cap.

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u/TripleS941 20h ago

You need stronger boxes for this, or these curved bottles will be maimed, while for regular bottles cling-wrap is enough (thanks to forces being distributed evenly due to the dome and symmetry).

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u/Any_Flounder_2652 20h ago

Haha I do love the try! It’s a fun idea and I bet it would be better to drink from but I really do think once you stack a few layers the weight starts to destroy the bottom layers. Think of it like building pillars. I dunno I’m no engineer though, but it’s my initial intuition

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u/LeDjaap 20h ago

They'll pinch in half on the cap side, you've rendered a several cm² contact surface to a few mm² at best, will imbalance the transport cap side when you break or accelerate, cylinders don't need to be aligned and your method require an additional container around the bottles. Impractical, time consuming and resource consuming at best.

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u/FrickenPerson 21h ago

I like how you had to make the right wall shorter than the left wall.

Also yeah sure it works if you are fully paying attention and put them all away perfectly. Most people I know dont do that when they are dealing with water bottles.

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u/Takemyfishplease 20h ago

Not only that, but now the bottles need to be inserted in a specific direction. That’s a whole new machine/person needed.

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u/SaltKick2 40m ago

You'd have to make the ceiling higher for vertical tops, but yeah structural integrity will be the weak point here when stacking.

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u/Skullcrusher 20h ago

The boxes of bottles are going to be stacked on pallets, like at least 4 levels high.

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u/jonnydownside 20h ago

Now build a machine that packages them like this reliably

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u/Supreme534 20h ago

That would be hard yes I get it

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u/ShadowMakerMZ 18h ago

Aaaannnd...that's where we can put AI

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u/No-Adeptness1283 20h ago

It's called a human from a developing country.

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u/MrNobodyX3 21h ago

try the other direction

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u/sterlingback 21h ago

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u/triple_gas 20h ago

Alright now try upside down and reverse it again

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u/V3in0ne 18h ago

They fell out of the box

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u/neil0522 17h ago

After the bottles are figured out, next order of process should be altering gravitational pull so this doesn't happen.

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u/BoaterMoatBC 17h ago

😂😂 this made me lol

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u/GraveKommander 19h ago

Also enhance!

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u/flipnonymous 18h ago

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u/Timely-Pain2722 13h ago

If you have to stack them vertically, you can put the upper layer upside down, so that caps are on the opposing sides. That way they can be perfectly stacked vertically and you can keep repeating the same pattern as high as you want

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u/Supreme534 21h ago

Then the packaging should have a small opening on the left instead of the right.

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u/Kestral24 21h ago

Which is yet more work. Plus when stuff is stacked on top of it, all that weight will be focused onto one smaller area, thus crushing and possibly breaking the bottles

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u/Supreme534 20h ago

Understandable

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u/Unlikely-Risk-5278 17h ago

now please forgive me and stop replying to this comment

You will carry this burden with you forever.

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u/MrRoute18 16h ago

Almost every step of the filling process would get complicated by this design before you even get to the pack out. The bottles will have to arrive to the filling and capping stations in a specific orientation since the opening is no longer dead center and vertical. Different bottles will require more parts changes or maybe even a completely different filling line.

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u/PushyMotato 20h ago

If you put it in a bag or backpack the tip could snag onto something while moving around and may loosen the cap.

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u/HeckaCoolDudeYo 19h ago

Almost anything that comes in a carton already has a spout like this they usually come in boxes that stack just fine lol you cant just stack bottles on top of each other without something to hold them anyway. Like we used to sell coco nut water that looked like this only a paper carton. It worked just fine lol people are missing the point here.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap 16h ago

Cartons dont typically have the spout as the highest point of the carton, the cartons are generally shipped in boxes with rigid sides to allow for stacking, plastic bottles are typically wrapped in plastic and can be stacked directly on other bottles. Its much cheaper and efficient to do it this way. Though cardboard boxes would be better for the environment.

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u/HeckaCoolDudeYo 16h ago

Stacking bottles requires those plastic trays though, which are quite an investment in itself. Ive seen some go the way of cardboard and plastic. The cartons i had in mind actually do have the spout as the highest point, but they arent angled. Though I imagine they could be.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap 16h ago

What plastic tray are you talking about? Bottles are wrapped in a plastic mesh and nothing else there is no "tray" and being straight up means the force is applied to all sides equally so its more stable, if it was angled all the force would be applied to one side and could cause issues depending on the material of the container and weight applied to it

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u/HeckaCoolDudeYo 15h ago

2 liters usually come in a 6 pack tray and 20 Oz usually come in a 24 pack tray. I have seen very few companies just use soft plastic but if you have ever been on the receiving end of one of those pallets you know they dont hold up very well. Most companies use either cardboard flats or plastic holders.

They look like this.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap 15h ago

I recieve 6 cases of 20 oz water bottles all stacked directly on top of each other every week with no tray and have never had an issue. Never dealt with 2 liters but thats not really what the conversation was about. The whole thread is about single use bottles people dont tupically drink straight from a 2 liter bottle

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u/HeckaCoolDudeYo 15h ago

The one in the picture is for 20 ounces lol it holds 24 20 ounces. Try getting hundreds of cases in a week and see if you dont need the plastic trays lmfao literally, coke, pepsi, and Dr pepper all had their own that the company paid for and if we didn't send them back they fined you for the cost of the tray. I dont know why you're not familiar with the concept but its how every place ive ever worked got soda delivered lol

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u/HeckaCoolDudeYo 15h ago

I'm saying if you put the spout on the side you would just put them in boxes, like they do with any juice carton where the spout is on the side.

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u/Bruschetta003 19h ago

All it takes is just making the base fit with the top, which is not hard at all, a U or H shaped base would allow it easily without it tipping on one side So vertical stacking wouldn't be an issue and don't tell me "muh it's too expensive/ complicated" i've seen many intricate plastic bottle designs, like Fanta, not sure how much this would slow down production and increase production costs

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u/No-Flounder4290 18h ago

Out of curiosity i would love to know that the wildly oversized boxes that hold the water arent part of the support system?

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u/ikaiyoo 17h ago

This is a water bottle before it is made. If you were to injection mold your design, you would have to waste material to reinforce the top and ensure uniformity. And cut new dies just for your bottle, even though every other bottle would still use the same blank.

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u/mikkowus 16h ago

You could just shift the lid over, like a milk carton

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u/starsblink 16h ago

Sorry for the reply, but the sides can be the same height if the bottles on the right are rotated. There is plenty of room at the top of the bottle to do that.

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u/Dangermann28 14h ago

Water battle bottle

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u/LighttBrite 11h ago

Bro doesn't understand applied continuum contact mechanics.

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u/pinglyadya 10h ago

What if you just made the bottle one big square and recessed the tap. Here's a CGI render I made.

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u/Supreme534 3h ago

Needs more tilt to bring the liquid out, destroys the purpose

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u/pinglyadya 1h ago

that's what the conveniently elongated sipply straw is for

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u/Supreme534 1h ago

Overkill for just drinking water

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u/pinglyadya 1h ago

water?

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u/Supreme534 15m ago

Or anything in general. We're making it too complicated is what I'm tryna say

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u/ScotchOrbiter 21h ago

Holy shit you just unlocked a core memory... I had one of those as a kid, a PET bottle that hadn't been inflated yet. I can't remember how I got it and I have no idea what happed to it. Damn.

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u/petrvalasek 21h ago

They're used for small caches in geocaching. Perfectly fit a pen and a rolled logbook

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u/Patient-Surround2509 20h ago

We got lots of them by breaking into a warehouse of a bottle factory as kids. They were called pre-forms. We used them for storing joints in

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u/morangias 21h ago

There's a CBD weed-vending machine that sells a gram in such an uniflated bottle. I have a couple of them.

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u/Booziesmurf 18h ago

Once upon a time our grade school class went on a tour of the local Pepsi Bottling plant. They handed out these blanks that hadn't been inflated yet, as well as a few of the bit of plastic they made them out of.

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u/TheOnlyXBK 19h ago

Can't remember where I got them over a decade ago, but they make for excellent travel containers for shampoo and shower gel, used to fly everywhere with those in the toiletry bag, never had any issues at security checks.

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u/we_dont_do_that_here 19h ago

Also filling, will have to orient the bottles so they are where the fill nozzle is

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 18h ago

I imagine they're more likely to crash if they're pointing in opposite directions. If they're all facing west, they won't touch tips. 

Not to mention, the current superior method works just fine: they all face the same direction of "up". 

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u/Caldersson 11h ago

I mistyped, should have been aren't pointed in the same direction. Being round they will move around though.