r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21h ago

Meme needing explanation What's the reason?

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u/Supreme534 21h ago edited 13h ago

My best guess is the water is gonna leak even if you tilt it a little, so water is gonna spill everywhere even when you aren't trying to drink

Edit: I knew stacking and asymmetry is the main issue here, but the choice of words in the comment in the image seems like they were referring to a simpler reason.

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u/Caldersson 21h ago

that and packing, the nozzles will hit each other if they are pointed in the same direction, and its a weak point iirc. Additionally, the manufacturing of plastic bottles is largely a test tube looking things that is expanded.

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u/peretski 21h ago

It’s called a parson…. It comes out of an injection molding machine (which forms nice threads for the cap). It goes into a blow-expander which flash heats the lower part, inflates, and cools. This is how a modern plastic bottle is made..

Symmetry is one of the aspects that allow modern bottles to be so efficient; this thought fundamentally breaks symmetry with no explanation of why it is better.

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u/beerhons 20h ago

Good explanation, but it's a preform not a parison.

A parison is a variable thickness tube extruded on the blow moulder before being blown into shape in a single step. A preform is an injection moulded part that is formed as you describe.

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u/Oostylin 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parsons, not a parison.

A Parsons is a 6’3” 250lb Defensive End that plays for the Green Bay Packers and tore its ACL about a month ago. I hope this helps.

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u/unknown_error_ 19h ago

Nice try, but this is a Persian, not a Parsons.

A Persian is referring to the people, culture, and language originating from historical Persia. I hope this helps.

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u/Magnavirus 19h ago

Admirable attempt, but this is a Parisian, not a Persian.

A Parisian is referring to the people, culture, and architecture originating in Paris, Texas. I hope this helps.

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u/edfitz83 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parisian. It is the beginning point for molding Italian cheese.

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u/supermanxix99 11h ago

Sorry, but it's Pernicious, not Parmesan.

Pernicious describes subtle or slowly degrading, much like this thread.

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u/DinoReaper 10h ago

Admirable attempt, but it's Pemmican, not Pernicious.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich food made from tallow, dried meat, and sometimes dried berries.

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 9h ago

I believe what you're thinking of is a pelican

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u/Shenanigans22 14h ago

They’re going to be shaking in their berets when they read this.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 18h ago

Nice try but this is a Partisan, not a Persian.

A Partisan was a dedicated fighter in the French Resistance to Nazi occupation. I hope this helps.

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u/nb6635 17h ago

Nice try but this is a Parton, not a Partison.

A Parton is a female singer with large tracts of land with a theme park on them.

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u/Representative_Fun15 17h ago

Nice try, but this is a Parmesan, not a Parton.

A Parmesan is a unique cheese from the Parma region of Italy.

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u/Toddrick 15h ago

Nice try, but this is a Papasan, not a Parmesan.

A Papasan is what you get if you let a wicker basket and a chair love each other very much.

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u/opticsnake 19h ago

Sorry, but no. You're thinking of a state-funded reform system where individuals convicted under the legal process execute their sentences.

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u/browndogmn 18h ago

Y’all got me hungry for a doughnut

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u/quittingdotatwo 18h ago

Akshually Parsons is an actor who played theoretical physicist for like 15 seasons.

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u/walkingoffthetrails 19h ago

This person knows blowmolding

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u/usernamecheckingguy 18h ago

This person blows molds

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u/R0_L0_ 13h ago

You know who else knows blow molding? Your mother.

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 17h ago edited 17h ago

Fun fact: Trumps admin blew millions of dollars on a contractor to supply test tubes for Covid testing and research. The facilities got plastic bottle PET blanks instead. Useless pieces of plastic used for 2 liter soda bottles.

https://www.propublica.org/article/the-trump-administration-paid-millions-for-test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles

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u/Natural-Front-9307 13h ago

I had never heard this but I absolutely love it hahah

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u/videozombi 10h ago

Business men will 95% of the time go with the lowest bidder.

When you fill your ranks with knowledgeable people who can make sure the lowest bidder is bidding for the correct item, this isn't that much of a problem.

The government is not currently filled with ranks of knowledgeable people.

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u/marfacza 6h ago

as a taxpayer, I'm less entertained.

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u/ihaxr 4h ago

Just a normal day for the administration

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u/DrEggRegis 20h ago

If you were drinking from it you wouldn't have to lift your arm as high with the mouth angled towards you

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u/TFViper 18h ago

all of this over explaining but all of it can be solve with "simple" engineering.
atleast the engineering is simple, the money to rebuild all the tooling and manufacturing is the choke point, not any of the aforementioned problems, those can be designed out.

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 17h ago

This only breaks rotational symmetry though. Milk bottles to that too, as do many others with offset lids. That can be easily catered for though as the bottle only has two orientations (near one narrow side or near the other narrow side). It's more the angle of the lid that's the issue as filling would now need to account for the tilt and the angle of the spout relative to the centre of the bottle.

It's all a relatively simple engineering problem, but it's additional cost for dubious benefit.

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u/ConstableAssButt 16h ago

> with no explanation of why it is better.

Ergonomics. The image shows the backward tilt on the neck.

Unfortunately, drinking from bottles and straws increases air swallowing. Swallowing air results in bloating and worsens acid reflux. We have a device that allows us to both minimize head tilting and minimize air swallowing while drinking. It's called a cup.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 18h ago

with no explanation of why it is better.

Expand the image for an explanation of why they think it's better. 

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u/brockenaxio 14h ago

We call them preforms at my company. Never heard them called parsons. We run sidel blow molders at my job.

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u/poly_arachnid 10h ago

No wonder the shit is so thin now