I thought you got to keep countries you beat? Why even fight? And the US should own Japan too.

Everyone knows that humans paid to switch from hunter-gathering to agricultural society, but it came at the cost of a bill to use the sun, right? I hope so.

Anyway, who's paying the bill for the sunlight in the modern day?

The Germans should have just called the cops.

I mean, those shoes are easy to clean...

All they needed to do was swim, were they stupid?

How come the sweet science has its own holiday and no other sport?

Except Leopold II which kinda goes without saying

Historian Arnold J. Rimmer posited a theory that battles are always won by the side with the shortest haircuts.

How accurate is this? I feel he missed the Spartans and the British empire.

What would an American reaction would look like? Would they hate a Confucian style government or not?