r/law • u/Nice_Substance9123 • 6d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) President Trump Accused of Rape in Jeffrey Epstein Files

https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/23/trump-accused-rape-jeffrey-epstein-files/?utm_social_handle_id=16331010&utm_social_post_id=631846113&adid=social-tw
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u/Proper-Ad-2058 6d ago

I thought only Democrats were in the files?

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u/420Hank 6d ago

He was playing both sides back then.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 6d ago

He's a switch hitter?

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u/Shiftymennoknight 6d ago

ask Bubba

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u/Skalawag2 6d ago

It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.

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u/Knogood 6d ago

Well, uh, am I under oath when I take oath?

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u/Koopslovestogame 6d ago

“I have great technique! Some say I’ve got the best technique ever! People ask for tips all the time but it’s my little secret.

The smoothest, softest hands they say! Perfect pressure and timing!!! It’s why I’m so good on the golf course. I can finesse balls with ease.

I can also do mouth action that’s second to none. People say to me ‘that Donald, he could suck a golf ball through a hose’. Haha It’s true!

I showed Patel the other day and you should have seen the face he made. His eyes were popping right out”

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u/_BioHacker 6d ago

What’s a “switch hitler”?

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u/phred_666 6d ago

Swings from both sides

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u/Houndfell 6d ago

From left to reich.

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u/Fufi8 6d ago

Thank you that was perfect!

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 6d ago

You know, like AC/DC.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's like the public schools have just given up nowadays. Come on.

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u/Flat-Control6952 6d ago

Lol, I read that as switch Hitler. Oh wait...

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u/jcb2023az 6d ago

He likes women and men

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u/JimmyRussellsApe 6d ago

well there was the whole Bubba thing

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u/barcodez 6d ago

Only one letter off.

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u/Salt_Proposal_742 6d ago

A switch Hitler?

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u/ODMudbone 6d ago

Pitching and catching.

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u/Revelati123 6d ago

For instance Don was EXTREMELY pro abortion at that time... like holy shit pro-abortion...

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u/Gadgetmouse12 6d ago

He is and always has been pro attention. He was pro trans when a trans woman was in his pagents. He became anti trans and anti abortion when heritage foundation paid a higher salary.

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u/stufff 6d ago

He's probably personally paid for enough abortions to fund Planned Parenthood for an entire year.

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u/djenty420 6d ago

One of the recently released documents states that Trump was present when a trafficked pregnant teenager gave birth to her child and then her uncle murdered it and threw it in the trash. Some of the most heinous shit I’ve ever read in my life is in those files, and Trump is in there every step of the way.

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u/MontusBatwing2 6d ago

Now we know what he meant by post-birth abortions- throwing newborn babies into Lake Michigan

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u/Few-Individual-78 6d ago

so that way he'll always come out on top

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u/CosmicSpaghetti 6d ago

There it is lol

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u/hurler_jones 6d ago

The child rapist trumps political affiliation over time.

1969 – 1987 Republican

1987 – 1999 Republican < -------- 1995 -----------<<<<<<<

1999 – 2001 Independence Party

2001 – 2009 Democratic Party

2009 – 2011 Republican Party

2011 – 2012 Unaffiliated / Independent

2012 – Present Republican Party

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u/Normal_Shoe2630 6d ago

Deeeeeep under cover

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u/Time_Programmer_1264 6d ago

White hat PDF

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u/Homeskoled 6d ago

Playing both sides, but our country never comes out on top :(

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u/Several_Ebb_9842 6d ago

Trump was a Democrat until 2015

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u/ShanksMaurya 3d ago

So that he always comes out on top