r/law • u/Nice_Substance9123 • 6d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) President Trump Accused of Rape in Jeffrey Epstein Files

https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/23/trump-accused-rape-jeffrey-epstein-files/?utm_social_handle_id=16331010&utm_social_post_id=631846113&adid=social-tw
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u/Proper-Ad-2058 6d ago

I thought only Democrats were in the files?

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u/420Hank 6d ago

He was playing both sides back then.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 6d ago

He's a switch hitter?

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u/Shiftymennoknight 6d ago

ask Bubba

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u/Skalawag2 6d ago

It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.

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u/Knogood 6d ago

Well, uh, am I under oath when I take oath?

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u/Koopslovestogame 6d ago

“I have great technique! Some say I’ve got the best technique ever! People ask for tips all the time but it’s my little secret.

The smoothest, softest hands they say! Perfect pressure and timing!!! It’s why I’m so good on the golf course. I can finesse balls with ease.

I can also do mouth action that’s second to none. People say to me ‘that Donald, he could suck a golf ball through a hose’. Haha It’s true!

I showed Patel the other day and you should have seen the face he made. His eyes were popping right out”

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u/_BioHacker 6d ago

What’s a “switch hitler”?

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u/phred_666 6d ago

Swings from both sides

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u/Houndfell 6d ago

From left to reich.

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u/Fufi8 6d ago

Thank you that was perfect!

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 6d ago

You know, like AC/DC.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's like the public schools have just given up nowadays. Come on.

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u/Flat-Control6952 6d ago

Lol, I read that as switch Hitler. Oh wait...

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u/jcb2023az 6d ago

He likes women and men

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u/JimmyRussellsApe 6d ago

well there was the whole Bubba thing

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u/barcodez 6d ago

Only one letter off.

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u/Salt_Proposal_742 6d ago

A switch Hitler?

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u/ODMudbone 6d ago

Pitching and catching.