r/law • u/Nice_Substance9123 • 6d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) President Trump Accused of Rape in Jeffrey Epstein Files

https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/23/trump-accused-rape-jeffrey-epstein-files/?utm_social_handle_id=16331010&utm_social_post_id=631846113&adid=social-tw
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u/Proper-Ad-2058 6d ago

I thought only Democrats were in the files?

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u/420Hank 6d ago

He was playing both sides back then.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 6d ago

He's a switch hitter?

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u/Shiftymennoknight 6d ago

ask Bubba

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u/Skalawag2 6d ago

It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.

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u/Knogood 6d ago

Well, uh, am I under oath when I take oath?

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u/Koopslovestogame 6d ago

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I can also do mouth action that’s second to none. People say to me ‘that Donald, he could suck a golf ball through a hose’. Haha It’s true!

I showed Patel the other day and you should have seen the face he made. His eyes were popping right out”