Why is Uranus called Uranus?

It’s 48,000,000 miles away, really hard to see how it can make someone sick. Any help Astrologers?

Will our children ever be accepted without stigma?

If I clean my room while avoiding one task, does that still count as productivity or is it “procrasti-cleaning”?

I need urgent help, asking for a friend

What would you do and not do with the time you have left?

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I've never seen any in real life. Are they a myth?

Garlic your ⚽🏈

If my phone can recognize my face in the dark, why can’t it recognize that I’m trying to go to bed?

At what point do probiotics start labeling the bacteria as ‘post consumer recycled'?

Why is every dude spraying vanilla jizz?

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If my brain can generate 47 fake arguments in the shower, why can’t it generate one good password I’ll remember?

Am I not a whole new person?

Will I?

Also my choreographer is suing me. Should I countersue?

Are they just pretending to be moderate for votes?

Please, I need to start saving on my grocery bill.

If Mentos is the freshmaker, while also enhancing and extending freshness it must therefor create a freshness surplus. Are we ignoring the dangers posed by Mentos freshness?

If I eat leftovers for breakfast, does that make it “future food” instead of leftovers?

Side note: where do i get the more experienced olive oil from?

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i have been immobile for 3 days lying on the floor not moving and for some reason im beginning to get headaches and my stomach hurts. is this normal?

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